Why didn't he just fuck them?

Why didn't he just fuck them?

Why didn't he just rape the angels?

Why don't you just fuck the girls you like?

That's why.

He's gay

None of the girls actually wanted to be fucked by him.

Asuka and Misato were both signalling pretty hard at certain points.

Misato wanted the D in the rebuild.

can we just skip the first 30 comments and start with the inevitable gay stuff already?

Because he's there.
>Rebuild

Fuck off Reifag

Fuck off Reifag_____

This was such a roundabout way for Anno to confess to Ikuhara

It's as straightforward as a Japanese man in his 30s can be.

1. Incest
2. Used goods
3. Bitch

>useless robot
>shit
>retard
I wonder why

And he didn't want to fuck them either.

He wanted angel dick up his bum instead.

Maybe because he's 14

The girls I like don't live with me, don't talk to me, and they don't look at me, and do their hardest to not mind that I'm there.

>Because he's there
And? Plenty of men were there

Because he's insecure and shy and wants them to be nice to him

Shinji is an eunuch.

Like who.

14 year olds can't consent to sex

Like me

Low self-esteem, zero confidence, fear of women, and the hedgehog dilemma. The series spells it out pretty explicitly.

...

>Girl raping aliens
That won't end well

Damn, I dislike Kaworu, but anime Ikuhara is hot

>disliking Kaworu
Fuck off Reifag

>liking shitty shoujo prince characters
As expected of kaworufags, they are retarded low IQ escapists

>hurr durr Kaworu represents escapism xD
Fuck off Evageeks

Not anime Ikuni is hot too.

>implying I said that
>implying I'm from Evageeks
They lost it now
Yes, he is, would kiss

Because he's so fucked up

>implying you're not
>implying you literally didn't just say that

>implying saying that character is for escapists means that this character represents escapism in anime itself
>implying I'm a hardcore fan who spends his time analyzing characters on some western shithole
>implying I can't recognize a fujo who hates on Evageeks for ignoring her husbando and assumes everyone who doesn't agree with her is from there
>implying you're not just shitposting

Who was the one who pulled Anno out of his depression? Oh yeah.

>on some western shithole
Chink? Gook?

>implying you're better for being a casual
>implying you're not actually a waifufag or otaku
>implying Evageeks isn't an inherently shit site who claimed that Shinji's tic from Sachiel when it wasn't
Lel

Russian^_^
Is that from Shun? I should rewatch the ova sometime. Damn, it was so long ago.
>implying Eva is good enough for me to be hardcore fan
It has good themes and direction but it's not that amazing. Its director's words and its themes also imply that being an otaku-like fan is cancerous. Shame it became a franchise. Also
>implying Evageeks isn't an inherently shit site who claimed that Shinji's tic from Sachiel when it wasn't
>judging the whole site and its users by this statement
Now you're shitposting

>Is that from Shun?
>from
I meant is that him, damn

So you're a Shinjifag? I'll drop the argument.

I still get confused at this scene, she actively tells him DONT COME NEAR ME YOU FUCK, sleeps in a seperate room from him, and she KNOWS how passive Shinji is, why magically would he be like "Yeah there's my opening, I'll just defy her orders and possibly get my ass handed to me."
Then she just gives up and comes out to sleep next to him, which is an ACTUAL sign for going ahead, and she has to fuck it up by falling asleep and crying about mama, so irrational I swear.
Then again I'm the one buttmad over a fucking anime so my opinion doesn't matter

B-bratishka?
Ah, bratishka It's wrong to be gay.

>Shinjifag
I wonder how do you people manage to pull out shit out of your ass this good
>I'll drop the argument.
Thank God
Prosti, bratishka, ya bolshe ne budu

Where are their nipples?

I-it's what I assumed after you posted that picture.
Eh I won't try to get you, Russian casual who somehow knows Evageeks and has Eva reaction images.
I leave, buh bye

Too lewd.

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual.

because she's not real

>casual
>Russian
And just what that point has to do with anything?

Just as foretold.

They are angels

>satanic trips
Doesn't Kaworu's hairbangs get in his eyes? I would be annoyed

Okay but what about Misato?

No, because he flips his hair out of his eyes like all cool boys do

He is a cool boy? Do you like him? Do you want to be penetrated by him?

No, I wish he was my brother or my friend.
I would have turned out a lot better if I had someone like that in my life.

Don't be mean please.

You mean you lack love in your life? Or someone to understand you and tell you what to do?
Where was I mean?

Wouldn't that have taken away from the perspective the author wanted us to see him? Not as a Chad, but some troubled and fucked up kid.

Kek, what a fag.

Kaworu isn't Jesus, he's an Anti-Anti Christ.

Fuck off Reifag

>Where was I mean?
>pic name

Oh, come on, bratishka, I dislike Kaworu, but I didn't mean to be... mean. Can I make it up for you, tovarisch?
Nice response, keep it up
He's what?

An Anti-Anti Christ is literally a demon who's raised to end humanity but decides not to. That's Kaworu.

He's not a demon, he's an angel.

What did the Russian faggot call him?

Same thing in the Evaverse. Satan was also an angel.

It's all fine if you didn't.. mean to bratishka. We can still be friends.

Not at all.

Fuck off, Reifag.

>the Russian faggot
Watch your tongue, slut
That's good, I'd like to be friends ^ ^
Makes sense

Ryo is an angel.

Ryo is Kaworu.

I knew that.

Ew, Russians.

It's fine, I got it.

Now decrypt that one.

Ew, a Russian.

Every little girl grows up desiring a shoujo-esque prince to sweep her up off her feet and take her away on a horse. Like in Disney movies and fairy tales, she lives her childhood believing in an idealized concept of romance and true love.

Then she hits puberty and realizes guys like that don't exist. There is no happy ending or prince. She will never become a princess. She'll be forced into a moderate-paying job, be pressured into marrying a balding guy in his 30's who has the personality of a rock, and have two bratty kids.

Her cheery smile and twinkling eyes from her childhood that sincerely believed in miracles and rainbows has long since withered away and died, just like her soul.

However deep in the recesses of her walled away and cold heart, she still believes, she still desperately hopes, that one day her Kaworu will come and save her. And she continues to pray for this until her last dying breaths on her deathbed.

Fuck off Reifag.

They were all nutty as Squirrel shit, besides he had Kaworu for a little while it's pretty clear their antics drove him gay.

What did I just read? Do you write fanfics of some sort?

So Shinji is a fat used up depressed angry emotionally compromised hairy manlet in his late 20s working a dead end job?

...

He might as well be to any woman with standards.

Why didn't Gendo just make EVA-01 look like a giant sexy woman and then marry it?

It's sexy as it is.

What are some good NGE doujins, Sup Forums?

Rebuild.

Not Re-Take.

Hole circumstances of my secret

I like you.

Anything by Gyomania really.

This one.

DELET THIS

You're right, this is better.