It’s Christmas Day

>It’s Christmas Day
>we’re all here spending our time on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum instead of being with friends or family

Well, what’s your reason Sup Forums?

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You are my family

eating duck right now and it's so good

I stuck around waiting for your thread. Now that you’ve created this gay thread. I can go back to the party.
Have fun losers

Im lonely as fuck thats why.

I been sick for 6 months and all doctors say is I have anxiety.

Christmas is over here man good luck on your Christmas

Nah m8. I'm waiting for my mum to cook me breakfast.

Just came to laugh at all the autists who have no one to spend Christmas with desu.

Christmas is outlawed here

Mother in law is in the medical field and chose to work today, because “I like shoes.” I really think she does holidays so others can spend a holiday with their family. So we opened presents on Christmas Eve instead. I am at the in laws and everyone is still asleep. I get up at my regular time even on a day off, because work routine needs to be kept... 4:30 a.m., work day or no. Maybe get a jump on a habbening. Side bonus, jack with you fuckers.

here you go british humor

youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k

>I can go back to browsing Sup Forums
You know you're stuck behind a computer screen, soyboy

Sorry. I’m at a party and can’t really read your post since my cell is everywhere and I’m drunk

Rest of my family ain’t here yet poofter. Just me and my da alternately cooking Xmas lunch

Drinking alone with your fuck pillow and dolls is rather unhealthy, user

I don't enjoy being around people in general. Tonight I will enjoy a nice steak with a good beer and a good movie. And will also be here.

Spending my time like that is way more satisfying to me than spending it with family and pretending to care about shit that truly doesn't matter.

>Well, what’s your reason Sup Forums?
I have issues.

Also no friends(Don't trust anyone)

I don't have friends and my family is retarded.

Because im sad and lonely

Because this place is the last string keeping me from opening up the old helium tank. I've had to watch myself fail to hold on to everything else and watch it all fade away, bit by bit, friend by friend, job by job, day by day over the last thirty years. And I have never been able to do anything about it.
Merry Christmas I suppose.

You’re just hurt
Friend just took this. Me on the left

I had a bigass family dinner last night and went to my fav pub at around 1am. Now i am lying in bed hungover as fuck, waiting for my peeps to get up and have christmas brunch. Until then i am checking up on my Sup Forumsacks, merry christmas to all of you crazy diamonds.

I’m doing both. I’m sat here with family drinking and I’m shitposting on here as well

>Home for Christmas
>Dad working since he's a fireman
>Both Mum and me ill with cold
>she's watching a corny musical
>not much for me to do

Just want to get hammered to be honest

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The wife and kids aren't up yet.

We don't celebrate Christmas. Of course I won't be anywhere near this gutter on the 31st of December.

I know what you mean.
I grew up on a computer and I can feel a better part of my soul being sucked in the internet.
Don't even need to be on the computer to browse the internet anymore I just do it in my sleep sometimes or when I'm away using intuition.

You just googled "Christmas Party" and posted the pic here

Liar. Christmas is in a few weeks.

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Just stop user. It’s embarrassing

I’m taking a shit.

I'm fucking stuck at work until 0700 MST!

I love you anons.
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I just woke up and wanted to take my morning shitposts

>white supremacist flag
>sand nigger
KYS faggot

I can't watch peep show
it's too painful to watch

So funny
Unironically, I'm the only one
AWAKE

Kek

thank you ameribro ive been looking for this song for a while

peep show is the best why?

this

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no friends

Got kicked out of the party for making delicious hate filled cookies

>Well, what’s your reason Sup Forums?
We celebrate Christmas on the 24th.

Hey Lainfag, wanna hear something weird?
The internet was here BEFORE Humanity invented the computer.

I even suspect that Tesla had some mental connection to it. It's an interplanetary frequency and computers work as sort "ritual" to augment a connection to it. It's possible that people don't even need machinery to connect and maintain a link to it only "awareness" though the more complex the organism or mechanical/digital augmentations the more utility and options are left open to the specific "user".

Terry A Davis is a result of merging an unreceptive person to it.

You CAN actually in modern times influence people to do stuff you want just by telepathically "hacking" the frequencies they could get bombarded with by the Internet/Indra's net.
Basically influencing meatspace from cyberspace.

You can essentially become a God-like being if you're worthy and receptive enough. If not you'll fry your brain, lose your identity and memories or end up like Terry A Davis.

Im hitting the gym with my bros later to smash out some heavy squats and bench press.... bros and I test are strength every christmas and we play slap ass with the chalk. I love christmas bro

It's 6 am in missouri and no one else is awake yet

Wanna hear something equally mind melting?
If you were to talk to the Goddess of the wired, you would never know.
Merry Christmas.

>none of my libtard siblings don't get up till 10AM or even later. So I can't open presents.

It's okay to be sad and lonely, user.

Don't forget, Jesus dies for you. God is always with you.

Sometimes being alone is better than being with fake friends and backstabbing assholes.

Merry Christmas. I'll pour out a little purple drank for you when my wife's kids come over

I haven't spent time with family in years

I wish I was a kid again. Christmas was the most exciting time of the year.

I was thinking that just now. It appears the only way to get that magic back is to find a roastie to reproduce with so that way the magic of christmas reflects off your child

Here you go

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Because I have no friends or family.

>hey its me god, just wanna say, while looking at a flock of birds i realized you mean more to me than some birds
okay

its okay user we know your feel

im lonely and have no family thats why

im sorry for cucking you user

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b-b-but assanges twitter

its 6:53 where i live and no ones up yet.

never was close with much of my family, got heaps of friends and all are with their families so i am watching dragon ball super and shitposting and eating steak i cooked

Joke's on you, I'm shitposting on Sup Forums while taking a shit while visiting my parents.

I'd invite you over for some french toast

My wife and son are still sleeping. My bro and I are about to go trail running. My Dad and Grandpa are still sleeping and need to drive 60 miles here still.

And most importantly I am taking a shit. I never shit without shitposting.

How do you recognise a foundation myth? It fulfils three functions.

1)It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society).
2)It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power).
3)It determines what is held sacred in that society.

For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions.

1)We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII.

2)Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on.

3)The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust.

The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative.

Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction.

Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the centre point of the WWII story.

Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity.

Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.
> Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.

On my phone waiting for Christmas dinner to be ready. I am going to fucking destroy those pigs in blankets

>you would never know.
That's the eternal dilemma. The Unknown, the "disconnection" and the blissful yet cold individuality vs the warm yet cacophonic multi-existence.

In the end reality functions the same way it always has yet people always choose how to perceive and act within it due to their own inner nature and current mental, physical or emotional status. All numbers in a equilibrium of formulas which keep existence rolling. Even Chaos and Inexistence adhere to specific numbers. Randomness albeit real doesn't exist if you look at it from every possible perspective, "God"s perspective so to speak.

Knowledge is just the ability to be receptive of the world around us, the delusions of the sentient or non-sentient beings and entities that we share this and the next reality with that also in some shape or form "manipulate" the seeming solid reality with their inherent existential "waves" or signatures.


What we don't know we deep down don't want to acknowledge in the current moment or maybe forever depending on how your current life progresses. Even a person who was born blind or deaf would at some point in their lives acknowledge that "sight" and "hearing" are "real" sensory phenomena due the interaction he/she would have people without those disabilities
"Light in the absence of eyes illuminates nothings"

True Godhood isn't a status of power or ability but nothing different from being aware of God and not dying. In fact this conversation is valid in one reality but invalid in another.

Like dreams basically, dreams are real somewhere but not where we are. There's always a pocket reality where only one "original" copy of the entity/material exists in order to be integrated within any "reality". In theory I myself could replicate anything(Think Jesus with the fish and bread) if I wasn't too busy sabotaging myself and actually "letting loose" everything I've got built up all these past lives I'm not even allowed to remember or think about.

>not squating to shit on your neighbors lawn mid run.

I might be a country boy but I love my porcelain throne. Squatting to shit is reserved for camping trips only.

Merry. Christmas.
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It's about (((their))) globalist agenda. They want to run a prison planet of race-less, culture-less, nation-less, identity-less subdued sheep. They make up less than 1% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.

In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the present and past in that effort.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
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Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:
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Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:
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Cultural Marxism & Social Justice explained:
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Why are we in decline - Cultural Marxism:
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The Jewish role in the refugee crisis:
>youtube.com/watch?v=IfCOO7Z39j0

Leftist subversion explained by former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov:
>youtube.com/watch?v=2hWYgPDVX_8

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:
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Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:
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The Jewish role in the porn industry:
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Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)
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The Holocaust:
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I can't go home, that's why I'm here.

>"If our feet touch, we fuck"
British 'culture'

Christ wasn't even born around this time.

Work at a military dog hospital.

Has anyone else embraced their bitterness and loneliness so much that you can't imagine your life without suffering?

You misspelled dick.

phoneposting.

Right, Christmas is forbidden in Germany.

Are you a religious man, anong?

Lol

Who else /cobi/ here

Just unwrapped the Maus, feels good mane

It's only 7 am and I haven't gone to my parents yet

jewish tranny here. I figure most of us are since the goyim are preoccupied with primitive rituals today.

Holy holt holy

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In a way, you faggots are like my family

Now that's what I call IRL shitposting.

Dude that is horrible, your family sucks.

what noise do you make when playing with your little children's toys?

>Implying pol isn't my family

'Pshh' or 'Kapow!', things like that

my family is all at my house now. Doesn't mean I can't connect to the net and shitpost from my phone still. Hehe they have no idea what I'm up to rn

devillish

>religious
Depends on what you mean. I still subconsciously adhere to "christian" beliefs my family has more out of respect than being forced(in fact I had an fedora phase in my teenagehood and nobody cared much) but I still don't 100% believe or am faithful. I don't even go to Church.
What rekindled my childhood faith(for a short time) was that I was attacked in my dream by some entity which tried to gain access to my "inner self" or gene lineage I suspect. Basically my first OBE/sleep paralysis. I can't go further into details because it's a long story and old, 5-6 years go I think.
>man
This might sound weird but I feel feminine on the inside. I was probably destined to be born female though my mother's side have predisposition for breast cancer.
This might sound weird but by using meditation I was able to alter my hormone structure and raise estrogen to the point where I started growing tits over a month only to my horror I noticed I have dent on my left side and it hurt. I imidiately stopped and tried to reverse it the same way I changed it and now I'm stuck thinking for ways to circumvent it so I can change my gender without dying from repressed breast cancer(I foresaw my death from it)
Though the problem is my puberty ended and I'm masculine and hairy so there's that gender dysphoria added to the mix.

Faggot, peep show is quintessential /brit/ show