The Central European masterplan

The Central European masterplan

>invite Austria, Slovenia and Croatia into the Visegrad Group
>radicalize
>leave EU because they trigger a collective Article 7 against us
>unite as a federal country based on our common culture, history, economic strength and political ideology
>become a based, pro-Evropa, conservative great power in Europe

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Yes brothers!

>eu buys off few influental slavshits for virtually nothing
>we stay in eu, we take refugees and we do nothing as usual
fixed that for you

fucking bump

And who would be those influential people? Our state leaders only care about winning elections (if you want to be that pragmatic), not brussels' filthy €

>>invite Austria, Slovenia and Croatia into the Visegrad Group

And we would be collectively worth what? Half of Germany's GDP?

>>leave EU because they trigger a collective Article 7 against us

You're falling for divide and conquer. Wy radicalize 3 countries when you can stay and try to influence whole Union?

They are way beyond saving. All of western Europe is full of niggers now.

>Austria

Did someome say my name?

>end up getting bombed by NATO
heh

Kurz will uncuck them, mark my words

Kurčeva kita for president.

I do highly doubt that you may still influence Germany or France to follow a 'sane' policy in the EU. They are beyond the event horizon already.

Germany will soon fail anyway. They are a dead man walking... we may only slowly sever our ties to them and somehow try to stay competitive on our own. There is potential in our countries.

So? Poland was full of Jew before WW2, yet now there's like 5-10k of them total.

Based putin for overlord, yeee-ha!

I don't think austria wants to pay for all of your failed economies.

Then we centralize the Visegrad, make it into a military alliance, and "liberate" some of Europe.

We are already uncucked. I doubt that the majority of Austrians had ever been cucked. We stuck to our Socialists only because we were lazy and liked the social security system ... and profited from our own nepotism. As soon as our left took the path towards 'refugees welcome' they started failing. Our Greens have been demolished and the only thing keeping the Socialosts afloat were some idiots still afraid of the Nazi spectre and the huge number of lazy state officials directly benefiting from the SPÖ's power. Even most of our 'left' who hate the FPÖ more than anything will not speak nicely of refugees and Islam. At least that is what I have noticed as of late.

>failed economies

Most of this funds go into infrastructure and such, not "keep economy afloat". Exept Greece of course.

Genocide is something that might provoke a conflict larger than we can handle.

I would choose Putin over Brusselcucks anyday even though he is rotten to the core aswell.

Nice to hear.

DAS RITE. WE VISEGRAD NOW

Godspeed.

>Half of Germany's GDP?
Visegrad plus Austria has GDP equal to France

Sounds much more exciting than the current path tbqh.

Hahahahahahaha.
Nigger, we need the bare MINIMUM of 6 ICBMs and nuclear warheads to do this.

Otherwise the USA, France, Germany, Russia, and probably the UK as well would try to "bring democracy" for the greater good of Israel.

Obviously we need the 6 ICBMs to be pointed at the greatest population centres of each and every one of these nations to keep to have "meaningful debate".

It aint moterfucking friendship and magic that keeps Pakistan, India and China from being British slave-states anyomre.

[twirly folk music and accordions intensify]

Whatever the funds go to, Austria can't pay for all of that on their own, so you'll have to stay in the EU, no matter how much you want to leave for social reasons.

>leave EU because they trigger a collective Article 7 against us

“Economically, a withdrawal of Poland would be hard to afford. One could even speak of an economic lunacy.”
-Mateusz Morawiecki, Prime Minister of Poland

How do you get a government to do something that they themselves think of as “lunacy”?

What the fuck
If you think that the only reason we can afford buying bread for the family is that you gib money you are greatly mistaken

No one said we would have to or we would automatically leave NATO

I never even heard of this Morawieczky guy
It would be just as bad for Western Europe. They sell their shit here.

> (OP) #
>>invite Austria, Slovenia and Croatia into the Visegrad Group
And we would be collectively worth what? Half of Germany's GDP?

Much more, pic related

popped into my mind he's the new PM right?

>they themselves think of as “lunacy”

Well when over 70% of nation want's to be part of the EU goverment won't put statements like "lol, fuck the EU we leave now, because they're a bunch of fags and niggers."

8€ out of every 10€ EU cohesion fund spent in Eastern Europe ends back in Germany. The greatest protestors against the V4 leaving would be the German businesses.

Of course, poor people can still afford bread. You would have similar levels of poverty as Russia or the other eastern european countries that aren't in the EU.

>when you can stay and try to influence whole Union?
this
its like staying in the UN to veto shit against you

Kolinda refused entry to V4 to kiss Merkel's ass and now she got BTFOd. V4 pls let us in ;-;

It is quite funny if you frequent the comment sections of Austrian left newspapers. The very same people who now constantly whine about how Kurz and the FPÖ will destroy Austria (as they dare touching welfare as well as our inefficient and corruption-prone government system) will turn full Nazi mode as soon as you mention refugees or mudslimes! The few poor idiots who then try to counter this with 'muh humanity' are shut down so harshly it is almost sad to watch.

Btw I would not trust Putin even an inch unless we had the chance to immediately put him in his place by a show of force. I respect the man but as soon as he smells weakness he will one night stand over your bed and gouge your eyes out with a teaspoon while whispering 'Russia stronk' into your ear...

plus it's fun to shitpost IRL in EU parliament.

Nope
I meant bread symbolically
We, but at least Budapest is pretty damn far from being poor, every third person has a fucking iphone or the latest galaxy S

>plus it's fun to shitpost IRL in EU parliament.
this as well
but is better to be there to throw a wrench in their plans like Britain did with the European Army

sounds nice

Soon

Is there some kind of English media outlet of Austrian news?

>We, but at least Budapest is pretty damn far from being poor
So is Moscow, the few areas that aren't poor would have to pay for the ones that are.

imo there should a migration limit even between european countries, countries like Germany take a good portion of high skilled workers and complain when they give gibs to countries but take all high skills workers

Except our poorer areas don't include 150+ million people, only a few and it is not the countryside that provides for Budapest or Sopron, but the cities themselves

Unfortunately not. At least not of the 'big ones' like Der Standard (leftist) or Die Presse (conservative, sometimes liberal with slight right leaning). Kronen Zeitung is low quality but sometimes a good barometer for the public opinion ... although they do not mind having close ties to politicians if the money is right ... still, their 'favour' is fickle as they have dropped politicians like hot potatoes in the past as soon as their power was failing. Still, sometimes very entertaining.

damn, I should have learnt German instead of that mednigger spanish as second foreign language in school...

Fuck off.
He said he would support sanctions against Poland like the good German Kraut cuckgoy that he is.

nah, unless you study it rigorously you prob will only learn the basics, i learned it for 8 years and only know basic shit, the only way i could prob learn it is to go live there

i wish italy would wake up too

>Implying Austria will ever join your union

German has some very counterintuitive stuff that you may only pick up properly when you use it constantly in everyday life. Even native speakers do sometimes struggle with this, especially in written form. Still, always found it easier to read a foreign language than writing or even speaking it ... think it's because most of the time you do not have to understand every word in a sentence to get the meaning...

i do understand a decent amount but as i said the grammar is pretty hard for me, especially the past times and genders of the words

I would glady but I am a sentimental monarchist ... Gott erhalte!

Also think our Indoeuropean ancestors who came from the Black Sea along the Danube river somehow make us closer to each other than compared to the rest of Europe.

kurz ist freund mit juden tho

>italy would wake up
the people are awake
politicans sucking eu moneydick
need to close the banks

Linguistically the genders are funny as they go way back to the proto-Indoeuropean origins of our language. The masculine form was for animate thinfs while the neuter was for inanimate objects. The feminine was for groups of things (like a group of people) originally. In German you may still find these rules (eg. masculine 'DER Mann', the man but feminine 'DIE Männer', the men)

>This passes as white in Central Austria

I think nowadays there is a common strategic alliance between the right and Israel. International Jews are another thing. President of the Austrian Zentralrat der Juden lately said some really nasty stuff about Kurz and the FPÖ in an interview ... no wonder, they are big friends of our Socialists.

What do you expect, we are crypto-Slavs...

>What do you expect, we are crypto-Slavs...
Celt's you mum fuckin' gaylord

Austrians are Celt's, except immigrants, mainly slavshit's

austrian... celt.... what

Add Israel to visegrad also Bulgaria, Romania

ayyyyyy the illiteracy is strong in this one

I have an online business. I sell cheap shit from Poland to the Netherlands, France, Belgium and the UK. The access to west European markets is very important for v4 countries now. We are in the same situation as China is with the US. They think we are poor but we are slowly collecting all the euros they have in their pockets, transferring their factories here. We should keep things as they are now, just tell them to fuck off when they are trying to push their ideological lunacies on us and in 15/20 years we will form a strong enough block to be feared and respected and not give a shit anymore about anything the EU leaders say.

Similarly in spanish you have "el gente"(man, masculine) and "la gente"(men, feminine)
It should even be "los gentes" in plural technically, but i guess it is stemming from the same linguistic root as the phenomenon you described

>Add Israel

Kaiser den Franz!
I would like to see us return to a Habsburg monarch aswell, especially that the son of Otto was the head of the Hungarian Red Cross or whatnot
In a constitutional monarchy of course

More like get free guns and air support from America to keep the Krauts and you Ruskies in check.

who made this map?

Kurz wants to take away Austrian gun rights so I doubt that.

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Same, we had a shitty teacher, can't understand German beyond the very basics.

They have elections soon, will be funny to see how they go and how butthurt EU will be.

also add Serbia, Bosnia and Romania.

Croatia and Slovenia pay a net positive into the EU budget.

Only this year have we started to draw in money for crucial infrastructure projects and adult education projects in preparation to build our own industry.

Soon you will loose your last car factories to us.

Gypsy'ometer is fail

>into the Visegrad Group

They'll have a better opportunity with the 'Three Seas Initiative' in my opinion. Especially if they provide it as a counter to the EU federation proposal.

We have one of the strictest gun laws in the EU yet we are the most based

go and check if you have dyslexia

and your combined gdp will still only be waht, 10% of germany's? good luck

can't wait to see how that changes when the UK leaves.
> we will pay to be in EU
will be bye bye soon

>Ban on Habsburg political activity is lifted in a few years.

>My family have been loyal guards of the Emperor for over 2 centuries.

Seems like I'll get a nice job soon.
Time to get fitter.

I'm an 8th Irish and 3/4 Austrian. Am I majority Celtic?

fuck off

You're mutt.

>t. Russian/German rape baby
How does it feel knowing an American is more pureblooded then you?

working on it

...

Watch old German documentaries.
Learn the proper language from that.
Or read Swiss and Austrian literature.
Don't be lazy.

shhhh alboturk gypsy, your time will come

le pure 56%

funny how the entire Europe and the white race got destroyed by a single bullet

this

All hail Gottkaiser Kurz

Whatever you say heritageless faggot.

>not the countryside that provides for Budapest or Sopron, but the cities themselves
literally what??

whelp there goes V4

Celts too but Hallstadt was a long time ago and there has been other migrations into Austria.

Constitutional monarchy would be good for us again. So sad that Otto himself is already dead, guy was based! At least you got his heart in Hungarian soil...

I can't even belive how someone be so fucking stupid about his own fucking country

kys