I'm Shinji ikari ask me anything

I'm Shinji ikari ask me anything

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why was ur anime so shit

Why are you such a bitch

Are you going to get in the robot like i told you?

No I must not run away

Tell me about Lilith, why does she wear the mask?

I don't know why

Perhaps she's wondering why somebody would shoot a woman after telling her the truth.

You must be 18 or older to use this we-

Nah who fucking cares, half of Sup Forums is under 18 by this point.

What the biggest angel dick you've ever taken?

Can you firmly grasp this

Uhhhh I don't know what to say

No comment

If I pulled that off would she die?

Yes

Asuka or Rei?

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ok :(

How do you like your theme song

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Why are you asking me that

Good i guess

You told us that you would answer anything Shinji.

Rei is my half sister having a romantic relationship with her whould be gross and weird

Did you listen to this yet Shinjikun

Yes I did

Why did you fap to Asuka's tits when she was in a coma?

Do you always beat off to comatose teenagers or was that just a special occasion?

do you suck dick?

How big is kaworu's dick

No comment

Shinji Ikari falls in love with a Asuka Langley Soryu.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the German girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, asking, "Anta baka?" After some investigation, he finds out that the redhead he called is not the same bitch he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Asuka Shikinami Langley, Asuka Langley Soryu's alternate universe counterpart who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TSUNDERE.

That's not true I hate her

It would be extremely erotic

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No time for questions and answers. Get in robot.

Who is best girl and why didn't you fuck her

What's your favorite Pokemon and favorite Angel?

Why did you destroy the fucking world you idiot, all you had to do was defeat the angel

What the FUCK was your problem?

Can I ask (you) something?

I love you no homo

What the FUCK is your daddy's problem?

Are you DTF? hmu