>They think they won the war of 1812
Weren't even a country for 50 more years. WE WUZ KANGZ MEN
>Think their military is small but well trained
Widely regarded in NATO as one of the most bureaucratic and incompetent, most veterans of southern Afghanistan agree Canada was low key the reason RC south turned into the violent shithole that it did
>Think they are white
When their country is so cold and uninhabitable that 90% of their infastructure is hugging the US border, primarially around 3 areas, that are overflowing with poo in loos, faggots, liberals, niggers, chinks, and drunk rapey aborigionals that give the incoming hordes or rapefugees a good immage
>More freedom than the US
Although their cops aren't as militant (key word being AS) as US police, they simply exercise more selective enforcement. Canadians don't have a right to bear arms (very strict condition's with licencing) nothing even resembling US castle law (read about Canadians getting arrested for defending their homes against armed intruders) and under M103 are already imprisioning Canadians under the vague "Anti islamaphobic speach" clause...living embodiment of the thought police, not to mention the federal government can take your kids if you deny them a sex change
Autistic things leafs think
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Facts about America:
- Gini Coefficient (i.e. income inequality) has reached African-tier levels
- Over 20$ trillion dollars in debt
- Infrastructure is in poor and dilapidated shape and received a -D overall
- Health care system ranked 50 out of 55 nations assessed by Bloomberg
- Almost 35 nations have a longer life expectancy than America. Costa Rica has a higher life expectancy than America.
- Most Americans (52.1%) of the people in the United States live in areas with harmful levels of pollution
- Majority of cities in America are 3rd world shitholes infested with Negroes. Cities like Detroit, St. Louis, Baltimore, and New Orleans are some of the most dangerous cities in the world.
- Most Southern States are 3rd world shitholes infested with rednecks, white trash, and niggers
- America has 50 states yet most states in America are irrelevant shitty flyover backwater states
- Infant mortality rate on par with Botswana
- HIV more common in America than Somalia
- 35% of the population is obese
- General population is stupid as fuck
- Value of the dollar has decreased precipitously
America is a borderline 3rd world shithole.
Don't forget Canada this year passed Islamic blasphemy laws.
Holocaust-realism is also illegal.
>Think they are liked better than Americans in Europe
Europoors, especially Britbongs, usually can't tell the difference between Canadians and Americans but the ones who have visited both countries are of the opinion Canadians are just pussified Americans
>Think voting for a drama teacher who is the bastard son of Fidel Castro who was raised by a PM who started the country down the path towards socialism was a good idea because he said he would legalize weed
No weed, just dog blowjobs and muslims instead (Kek)
No-one won the war of 1812. Literally nothing changed with it, Why do both of you faggots think you won?
Fuck off potatonigger, at least neither side fought the war with mudslime tier tactics like your faggot retard terrorist """""""army"""""""
American's don't really think about the war of 1812 at all, and leafs are objectively speaking delusional as fuck, being literal niggers trying to claim a British war as their own 200 years ago and how that is somehow an excuse for their meme tier military in 2017
Why are protestants always loyalists and coke whore tier faggots no matter which anglo country you look?
and they're still degenerate leftist scum white trash because they didnt have the conservative awakening the usa and britain experienced after witnessing the savage uncivilized chaos of non white immigrants and catholics/muslims
1. But with this same American public school logic, the American Revolutionary War wasn't with real Americans, but colonists of the 13 Colonies. The men who fought would go on to become Americans, like the men who fought in the War of 1812 would go on to become Canadians.
2. By whom?
3. Whiter than you, le 56% face. And that's not factoring in the 20+ million illegals in California, Texas, and Arizona alone.
4. No one has been imprisoned for Anti Islamophobic Speech, and you don't understand how a Parliamentary system works. None of those laws are actually enacted.
Canada was formed in 1776 when colonists were too pussy to stand up to the (((Crown))). In 2017, Canada is still filled with loyalists too pussy to stand up to the (((Crown))) and their replacement with chinks, poos, and terrorists
greedy anglos were kidnapping our sailors and merchant ships and doing other dickish things, they didnt stop until we showed that we can contest with them
We tried masing a army many time in revolution and they all failed. Guerrilla Warfare was the only way, the other option was sucking the Kings Cock untill they freed us from Dominion Status which what you did leaf.
You socialist snow nigger, the war was fought by BRITISH TROOPS, not your faggot militia. Your ancestors did as little as you do today. You are at le 62%, and at least we have habitable white areas. Litterally the only places in your country outside of small towns in the middle of butt fuck nowhere are being flooded by 3rd worlders. Nobody has been arrested for islamophobic speech? You dilusion frost kike: toronto.citynews.ca
Leafs saying they won the war of 1812 is like Belgium saying they won WWII
rekt /thread
A fucking leaf, shut up faggot
Would unironically hit this shit.
Your infastructure is meme tier shit, I lived in Ottawa for 3 years. Healthcare is worse than the BS I had to put up with in the US VA, literally 9 hour wait in the ER. Was 3 hours when I was working in mother fucking BRAZIL. HIV is only a problem if you are black, a junkie, or a faggot; so it doesn't surprise me a gay leaf would throw a stat like this out. To us, it's just god doing good work. Also your currency is like 25% less than ours so WTF are you even talking about saying how the dollar has decreased...you do realize that all global currency is tied to the USD, right brainlet? Not even going to address the rest of your retarded strawmen points. Leafs have no self awareness
>Think they are white
We statistically are more white than you, pedro. Even our refugees and immigrants are better behaved than most of your population.
Protip: Liberals and faggots can be white.
I give this bait thread a 3/10.
Holocaust denial isn't illegal. You'll just get chewed out by liberals.
>39.5% of the votes
Canada was stuck in the middle between British-Empire and USA aggression. They chose British when USA was utterly incompetent.
>Weren't even a country for 50 more years. WE WUZ KANGZ MEN
oh and by the way, according to your retarded amerimut 55% logic, the revolutionary war ended on September 3, 1783 but the signing of the US constitution, which outlined the structure of the US government, was only signed on September 17, 1787. therefore the US did not exist until after the revolutionary war, hence it could not have won the war.
in other words america could not have won the revolutionary war because it did not exist yet
thats how your armerimut logic works
thats how retarded you people are
How insecure do you have to be to make a shitty thread like this?
Any other leafs get this twinge of satisfaction when they see threads like this?
>tfw our irrelevant shithole country of 30M people routinely occupies the minds of citizens of major world powers
>We statistically are more white than you, pedro
What is Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver? Literally where 75% of your population live in or around.
>Holocaust denial isn't illegal
Do you even realize that you have federally regulated "hate speech" laws? Most Leafs have an obsession with US news while barely being able to name their local MP.
>39.5% of the votes
So nearly half of your population voted for weedman. Kill yourself
>Something autistic about the war of 1812
You faggots did what was easiest and let the most powerful empire do the heavy lifting for you, kind of a military tradition cucked leaf bugmen carry on to this day
Are you actually this stupid, or are you dislocating your shoulder reaching for this dilusional logic..the revolutionary war CREATED the US, the war of 1812 did not create Canada. You fucking window licker
Brothers, no more fighting.
We have our common enemy that have made our once great nations to turn our backs against each other and on morals, virtues and giving up our liberties.
Looking at the reaction I got from this leaf,
I'm inclined to agree with you. They talk about it like it's this great victory but it was inclosive and fuck all happened because of it.
>the revolutionary war CREATED the US
The US did not exist until 1787, the revolutionary war ended in 1783
i know your retared muyikhanne ayydjewkhausheon is slipping these days but 1783 comes before 1787. therefore following your retarded amerimut logic (as i stated): america could not have won the revolutionary war as it did not exist yet
>tfw amerimut is too retarded to even comprehend how retarded he is
Leafs are totally dilusional about their military, and any time you bring this up they get butt hurt AF and try to bring up Vietnam and 1812 like that's some kind of counter point for present day...like less than 100 operators from JTF2 (Who usually operate under US JSOC anyways) are an excuse for their joke of an infantry, or how they were the first NATO member in the history of the organization to leave an enemy actively engaged in the battlefield. Like even the US got a cease fire in Vietnam before pulling out.
>The US states that won their war of independance from England 1776-1783 really didn't fight that war to create a new country because they didn't cut all of the red tape until 1787
God you limp wristed Toronto cucks are cringey
Oh look a typing mulatto!
Is it just memes or are Americans incapable of understanding that canada and Britain were the same thing, American education doesn't even explain their revolutionary war to them Canada was just a district of the Empire, the country was even created with the British North America act
>Were
Um their citizens all swear an oath of allegance to the queen of England (who could dissolve their parliment any time she wants) and their military belongs to her. What do you mean "were England"
Your last president was a nigger and your whole country is owned by Kikes. Who is really free?
Don’t let the butthurt ruin your Christmas.
Some halfrican oreo> The bastard son of Fidel Castro that is slashing pay for injured troops to pay for sensitivity training to reintegrate returning ISIS troops
>Were England
American education
What is (((CBC)))? You're retarded if you don't see the kikes run Canada just as much if not more so (((Language Laws))) (((No gun rights)))(((5 genders)))
Most of us don’t give a shit about the military.
We keep one for domestic emergency and political optics.
I’m certain the training and equipment is in line with other NATO countries, but it isn’t anything that anyone talks about in day to day conversation.
It just isn’t ‘a thing’ like it is in Jew.S.A.... its not a point of pride or disgrace outside of Remembrance Day celebrations it goes unremarked
Nope. Fidel Castro was actually 100% White, although he ruled like a king over a country of niggers. Basically if I am his heir you should worship the ground I step upon you dirty nigger! Anyway: White is always better than nigger, no other factors matter in that case
>America has 50 states yet most states in America are irrelevant shitty flyover backwater states
I could say the same about Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba, eastern BC, western Ontario, etc.
At least they don't elect a nigger for president like you American cucks, the most cucked scheissevolk on this planet.
I won't defend what my country has become but Canada used to just be a comfy colony of the British Empire and I am perfectly fine with that history of pioneers and mountain explorers. Now our history is being re-written as some bastion for diversity which is FUCKING WRONG. The Charter definition of multiculturalism is anglo, francophone and native Canadian, not fucking poos, chinks and achmeds. fuck this shitty goddamn globalist government.
No they didn't. Motions are not bills. That means they're spending our fucking tax money on researching this dumb shit aka spending it on more jet rides and caviar.
Thank you for explaining why your military is meme tier shit
Trudeau is Castros son, Sup Forums has already settled this time ago; have you been living under a rock?
This. 90% of their infastructure is hugging the US border, Canada is mostly uninhabitable wasteland...it's basically greater New York
We belong to the same cabal America does, the banks own us. And they sell pieces of us to the highest bidder. Multinational conglomerates have been operating without borders for quite some time, and they don't give a fuck about the people in any country...only profit.
*Shits in your street*
Stop living in the past you syrup nigger, live in reality and do something before it's too late
You got that half right autist; follow the money. Queen of England on your currency+ majority of hard currency in English banks+ Your military+ Her Magistys military= you are owned by England
>t. pajeet
Nothing to see here goy
Haha dirty nigger jew!
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a fucking burger. BTFO!
butthurt amerimutt detected
>calls tea subsidies disappearing as "taxes"
>throws a chimpout
>has never won a war
i thought isis was gone. blew up an afghan military post today
Yes but he picks it up after in a dog bag, so it’s tolerable.
its glorious. let the mutts get muddy
NOBODY creams their jeans over the military like Americans. It’s truly a uniqly American trait
>what are the Five I's?
>what is the IMF?
>what is the Federal Reserve?
>what is the Bank of Canada?
Our intelligence and finances answer to Israel. Nice try Shmuley!
>M103
>Doesnt know the difference between a 'motion' and a 'law'
American education.
fpbp
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>Gini Coefficient (i.e. income inequality) has reached African-tier levels
Thats fine, that means our blacks don't have money
>Most Southern States are 3rd world shitholes infested with rednecks, white trash, and niggers
Not true. Only Appalachian States are infested with Rednecks and White Trash
>35% of the population is obese
Because of the black people and spics
This, also if you take out nig/ spic IQ scores we are like 3rd globally after Japan
>Same American, same points again and again.
Show me, OP: where did Canada touch you??
>General population is stupid as fuck
would explain why half the population thinks a new york billionaire gives a fuck about them
>Canada is mostly uninhabitable wasteland
This actually isnt true at all. We just dont have the population to inhabit more of it (which is a good thing). People congregate in developed areas due to infrastructure/modern convienences/jobs, not because the other land is 'uninhabitable'.
Most people arent willing to live a more challenging life 'off grid', which is what rural Canada mostly is.
Are you autistic or something? You're into sub artic temperatures in Ottawa alone, there are fucking Polar Bears in Quebec. Doesn't seem like too many Hatians are lining up to get housing in Nunivet...
This is true to point but Canada is less of an oligarchy than the US thanks to all the stifling bueracracy. The same excessive government regulation that we all bitch about is a two way street though. It protects us from a complete
who could be behind these burger vs leaf posts
>polar bears
Hey you fucking retard, hate to break it to you but the majority of Canada isnt above the Arctic Circle. If we had the population for it more of the country would be inhabited, but as it is most highly populated areas are along the US border due to historical settlements. Kind of like how the eastern US is more developed/populated than the western US due to the fact that that is where the pilgrims landed and where the first settlements were developed.
Are mutts really this stupid?
Probably because Nunavut isn't very well developed. The person you replied to just explained all of that.
>american education
>Being so autistic that you think having miles of red tape in every facit of life is a plus
Do you even realize your "speedy trial" on average is 3 years because of how cucked your laws are, and that you can for a growing number of crimes get arrested with no evidence? Google Guerthy V Elliot
>Kind of like how the eastern US is more developed/populated than the western US
Are you fucking retarded? California alone has a greater population than your whole fucking country. Leaf education...
Really Pedro? I was going to exclude the Pacific coast in my previous post but then thought, no need, Americunts cant be that stupid. Thanks for proving me wrong though! Burgermutts really are that stupid.
Pic related is a US population density map. Notice anything?
>red tape
It protects individuals from corporate interests. Unlike in the US where politicians are easily bought and the common man fucked over repeatedly.
The excessive regulation is one of the reasons that Canada didnt get fucked by the 2008 crash as hard as the US. The banking system is much more stable thanks to all the regulation. It keeps (((them))) in check.
Retard
Damn. He fuckin super rustled your jimmies.
nice roast