Brit/pol/: Liberty Edition

>I'm more than 'Madame Brexit' - Theresa May
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42458062

>Boris Johnson says UK wants better relations with Russia
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42450479

>British passports will return to 'iconic' blue cover after Brexit, it is confirmed
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/22/british-passports-will-return-iconic-blue-cover-brexit-confirmed/

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First for happy holidays

Just watched Gremlins for the first time in about 20 years, ultra comfy

oliver and home alone comfy af

Free speech
Right to bear arms

How does it feel achmed? You cant even say it without going to jail. Kek! Stay salty. Suck our balls!! MAGA MAGA
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True

I’ve watched Oliver and a Christmas carol

Too much dickens desu starting to freak me out

I genuinely think he liked my email, he said he would keep me updated

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post your christmas dinners lads

What was yours?

muppet's christmas carol yesterday,
various specials today; mr bean, father ted, alan partridge, harry enfield
tomorrow we're watching the old animated wind in the willows
thrice comfy

You sent him an email?

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>tfw spannered already and in charge of dinner

Hoping the sprouts I just parboiled and blanched will be alright, gonna fry them up with garlic, onion, rosemary and garlic in a bit.

>tomorrow we're watching the old animated wind in the willows

sheeeeit I used to watch that with my grandad, will have to give it a watch

How was your Christmas, lads?

>hasn't eaten christmas lunch yet
it's half past eight lad. what the fuck have you been doing all day?
i've polished off two cheese boards and six mince pies at this point
strugging to stay awake tbph

>Doing the dinner at half eight
Christmas fucking ruined at your house

dumb frogposter

it's comfy af lad. you won't be disapponted

windrush children on spotted on call the midwife. To be fair its 60s london so err

I bet you have aunt Bessie’s roast potatoes too you fucking pleb

Christmas dinner at 8:30 Christ almighty

Good enough, thanks user, what about (You)?

It was alright. Nothing special. Just another day, really, ain't it?

I had a pretty big fry up when I got up and some smoked salmon and a prawn cocktail; we have Christmas dinner during the evening.

We're Southern fairies. Dinner is had in the evening.

Hey at least this autistic dork that lives with his mum is doing some cooking; already got the pigs in blankets ready and the fillet steaks seasoned.

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DINNER not LUNCH

>White Christmas 'could still happen'
I wish.

Have any of the midwives been BLACKED yet? Assume this will happen before the series ends.

Which one of you sad sacks spent Christmas alone and got no prezzies? Speak up

Don't think so, I think this is just a one off Christmas special, the episode that is

What'd you get for Christmas lads? I got some cheap rum and some socks.

It’s absolutely guaranteed

It’s how much whites will be shown as racist or criminal in direct contrast to the hard working morally pure blacks is the question

dumb frogposter stop using the grandstand theme

Dumb dumbposter stop using the Masterbrew meme

>stop using the masterbrew meme
stop using the masterbrew account

But it's legit pretty funny
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I wanted to know if he was still alive and progress on the party

Fucking boiling

Why?

>tfw you give up being king for a roastie

Is the actual plot about how BASED that boat is?
I remember when they had some random s*mali on for no reason. BASED!

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Respect and love to my northern brothers on this very special day.

First Christmas in Africa

>he participates in 56% threads

I suggest stopping after this monstrosity earlier today

I can't wait until the 2020 census

I suppose I would be fucking raging too if I was in Africa

Is it true that ISIS is dead?

My scaly king, you inspire me to write.
How I love the way you eat, sleep and trot,
Invading my mind day and through the night,
Always dreaming about the melting pot.

Let me compare you to a soft cherry?
You are more cunning, bruising and mighty.
Snow chills the berries of January,
And wintertime has the stunning nightie.

How do I love you? Let me count the ways.
I love your amusing lip, smile and lip.
Thinking of your twinning smile fills my days.
My love for you is the accusing scrip.

Now I must away with a flighty heart,
Remember my wild words whilst we're apart.

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Whose wife is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite sad though.
It really is a tale of woe,
I watch her frown. I cry hello.

She gives her wife a shake,
And sobs until the tears make.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.

The wife is weak, major and deep,
But she has promises to keep,
Until then she shall not sleep.
She lies in bed with ducts that weep.

She rises from her bitter bed,
With thoughts of sadness in her head,
She idolises being dead.
Facing the day with never ending dread.

There's some interesting traditions
Like they put cotton on the Christmas trees to simulate snow
They're not a country anymore
They're like the one with bin laden, which I've forgotten how to spell

there once was a lad named dave
who kept a dead whore in a cave
she'd only one tit
and she smelled worse than shit
but just think of the money dave saved

Nigger why are you in Africa

ALRIGHT GUYS, RATE SOME OF MY POETRY, WILL YOU?

I NEED FEEDBACK
Totally huge beyond the dream

All scary near the gods
You destroy huge tongues near the earth
Awaken, awaken! The evil has gone
Strangely sticky above the mist
You dispel angry spells about the grave
We Reach! The life will die
Totally huge beyond the dream
We transform misty impressions above the dream
Intense! The insanity is born
wary alive
fading slowly
no way out
Down what streets
my likeness
miss his chance
talking to himself

im fucking trolleyed lads. dumbo made me tear up. fuck

>T. Fedora tipper

>Like they put cotton on the Christmas trees to simulate snow
kek

Utter trash

Just sounds like Mairposter talking to himself.

the bit where they take him off his mum?

>No one will ever love you enough to abdicate the Crown of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and all her foreign posessions

He chose love over power
And doomed us all in the process

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>choir at the start
The absolute state of British schools

twice. the bit where those jewish elephants are kvetching about the poor little cunt and he's crying looking all sad.

then when he goes to visit his mum in the cage and they entwine trunks and such. Got me pretty good.

france has a genuinely shit flag. Tricolors are boring and france's colours are garbage besides.

They aren't just British, it's the Commonwealth Yute Choir
>The Commonwealth Youth Orchestra and Choir brings together communities across the Commonwealth through music, transcending cultural, political, social and economic boundaries.
So there's probably Caribbeans and Fijians and what have you there

I'll repost what you have penned minus the obvious overused, cliched, bollocks:

All near
You huge tongues near the
The has
Strangely sticky above
You dispel spells about the
We Reach! The
Totally huge the
We impressions above the
Intense! The is
wary
---- utter drivel
---- utter bollocks
Down what
my likeness
miss his chance
--- LOL

And this isn't even mentioning everything else wrong with it. No flow, no direction. It's just assorted words that mean nothing to anyone but you. Nigger, if your shit isn't flowing out of you when you're writing, don't write. You can't force yourself to write poetry like it's fucking homework or something. It isn't a school or university project that you just bullshit and hope for the best through.

Stick to fucking wanking or something, mate. You haven't put the hours in

It did look a little too white to be a London school desu

Lol smug yuros btfo
(All though there is plenty of London schools that look like the choir)

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Aye, but there all in special measures, they won't let those plebs sing for the Queen

been there lad

With all due respect, I think the one I posted was a little tough for the layman; this one is more accessible for an inexperienced purveyor of poetry.


Because I could not vary for olives,
They did kindly vary for me.
Do olives make you shiver?
Do they?

Almonds, however hard they try,
Will always be unpeeled.
Do almonds make you shiver?
Do they?

I cannot help but stop and look at delicious, fine figs.
You may beg,
With your tasteful lies,
But still, like fine figs, I'll rise.

yellow, wild walnuts sings like delicious seeds
Down, down, down into the darkness of the wild walnuts,
Gently they go - the yellow-bellied, the fearful, the irrational.

Tall trees, however hard they try,
Will always be zany.
Never forget the humorous and clownish tall trees.

Merry Christmas.

There is literally nothing that can be done to change it

Only 6 days until we declare the SUPREME Islamic caliphate of Londonistan 1/3 white British!

le frowny face reality tripfag, daw boohooooooo

Let us have some happiness for once it's Christmas
Hit us with the depressing reality tommrow

>For the layman
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nigger you're no poet

Why should I care? I have no attachment to this nation or its history.

Pakis out

Are you DanTheMan?

Just because you cannot properly comprehend my prose, does not mean I am not a poet, and a pretty visionary one at that.

Yep you definitely are

Seems odd that although we all know the reality of it, certain people keep posting it.

>Mouse breaks
>Can't play vidya

CHRISTMAS RUINED

Just got fl2017 but I'm a console please

I've also decided to have something of a dabble in the novella format, and have thus far developed a brief plot.

>Gwendoline is a doctor from San Francisco who falls in love with her gardener. The two are separated when the gardener goes away to sea. It turns out Gwendoline and her gardener are the same person.

We Orthodox Christians celebrate Christmas in different time

*Console pleb

dumb frogposter

Brilliant m8

What side did Montenegro even fight on during the war?

because your ideologies don't have an affect towards other parts of the world.

> It turns out Gwendoline and her gardener are the same person.
Deets, lad?

Because it undermines every single aspect of political discourse. What does it matter about the drive towards political correctness in the army, for example, with regards to 'non inclusive' badges? In 20 years, the army will be the army of a country that is not Britain - so what does it matter?

Demographics precludes every other aspect from its own importance; this is an immutable aspect of its impact upon a nation. Any 'victory' now will be superseded by the mongrelisation to come. This is not England any more and it shall never be again. This is not recognised enough - those who know this fact often push it to the back of their mind, when they are 25 years away from a British minority in their own nation.