This skinny 13 year old mage walks up to you, pulls up her skirt a bit...

This skinny 13 year old mage walks up to you, pulls up her skirt a bit, and tells you she hasn't eaten in 4 days and will do anything for food.

What do you do?

Rape the loli.

Nigga you know she eatin jizz

Feed her

>13

Ask her to become my nakama because I'm very lonely.

It's funny since I'm making pudding right now and I need someone for taste testing,

Have her sign this.

Give her some food then send her on her way.

Give her a bowl of eggs and tell her "you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this".

>put it in

make her learn a different spell

>mage
>no food in 4 days
I call her a shitty mage then toss her some bread crusts.

I realize you're probably talking about semen but it makes me wonder.

Why does this trope of "I need a taste tester" come up in anime so much. Why can't people just taste test their own food.

You could be a harem protagonist with that density, user.

I suppose it's possible I am but can just never realize it.

your palet is unique to you.

having at least one other person taste test helps you know if it is fit for others` consumption

I am almost completely insensitive to chilli, other people tasting my shit lets me know if I've gone overboard or not.

Tell her I'll feed her if she learns magic that is not related to explosion magic.

You monster.

Call up social services to arrest her parrents for neglect and ensure the kid gets some food and clean clothes meanwhile.

Shed manly tears and help the poor girl by giving her food and a place to stay. When she is healthy, send her to school and groom her into a beautiful girl worthy of marriage.

Probably do what that other guy did in that anime I can't remember when he said "Flash me your tits and I'll buy you lunch."

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Are you a goblin?

Ignore her and go look for Aqua.

I would go to jail

>click on thumbnail
>it's not that document to join Aqua-sama's church
you only had one job...

I only thought of that gag after I hit submit.

Punch in her small fucking face so she forgets the pain in her malnourished gut.

How could you punch this?

Can she cook, clean and do laundry though? if yes she can be my wife.

I don't need any stronk indipindint wymyn after all

>What do you do?
Bury her in a barrel of concrete.

She can have all the food she wants but she'll have to hold my hand.

>roleplay thread

She can cook, steal food, and nuke things. That's about it.

sounds like another of those western feminist females.

>tfw being Eastern

feels good mang. white race can go extinct.

Send her back to daycare.

Pedos in the house!

Dude whatever. Us white males are disowning the feminist social justice/excuse for not being able to cook females.

I tell the user who posted this exact concept in a thread yesterday to DELET THIS once again, and go feed Megumeme for the price of showing me a naisu explosion.

...

give her a bowl of eggs

cruel

Ask her to blow up my country's government building.

Bowl of eggs

Will domestic terrorism 4 food

>Pedos in the house!

t. a neglected old hag

make her have sex with me until she shows me a positive pregnancy test

then feed her

>Make her something to eat
> Take her on a date
> Ask her to be my Girlfriend
> Then after Many years marry her.
Easy

Impregnate her with multiple quintuplets and proceed to take over the country with explosions.

>malnourished young teenager with stunted growth giving birth to twins, let alone quintuplets, with dying during childbirth

Yeah, cancerous. It would actually be better if this was just a blatant /c/ or /e/ thread.

More like a reddshitor or tumblrite landwhale.

get her preggers

Put all my points into her explosion

>Casual wizards need to eat and shit like beasts born from the barrow land
Undeath be blessed

Goddamn it

This comes up on real life too. My mother always asks if her food is good, even though she tastes it before serving.

*my dick

What's this business with a bowl of eggs? Is it a new epic maymay I'm not aware off?

The only new thing here is you.

I'd do everything Kazuma does, but focus on her instead of being manslut.

Who is also a pedo? Dude, I get so Triggered when I see a tublrite landwhale social justice pedo.

I'd just make sure I massage her butt properly while carrying her back.

Voom Voom.

Take her to subway and order a foot long. She can take it.

the western world?

Deport back to Japan

Good idea

This, plus I'd turn down the invite to Lalatina's place so I never even have to meet worst girl and have her ruin a volume and a half.

Shit, I was just coming to post this.

Oh, well, maybe next time.

Give her a nice, tasty treat.
It's semen.

Harvest her organs.

How much nutrients does semen have?

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the cat in the hat approves

I want to be her 1st kiss

I'll give her one full meal a day, a roof to sleep under, and daily explosions, as long as she agrees to be my body pillow at night. I want nothing more than to embrace her tiny body.

Megumin would go from 10/10 to an 11/10 if she peed herself after every explosion

Feed her, I'd always help a loli in trouble.

Highly lewd image.