/CPD/ Scanner Christmas Day Edition

Merry Christmas. With the Christmas day wrapping up, one can expect several domestic disputes, general family issues being thrown into the public square and maybe, if santa is nice, a few gang bangers.

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Some pretty good coonery already tonight. A drive by shooting and lots of domestics. Male Black is up to his usual tricks.

7..... 7 shots fired. Ah ah ah

Bump. CPD is just what I needed tonight. Merry Christmas faggots

Merry Christmas, Robert. Stay safe out there.

OP here, if anyone has more of those /CPD/ graphics please dump them. I am the same OP from last night and I am kind of running out. I am new to this so be kind!

Another beaner molesting his family.

Never change Chicago.

Use Google images, there was a shit ton made over the summer and you can find dozens just scrolling through.

Thanks OP. It's been a while for me.

Thank you!
My pleasure!

>Anybody speak Spanish?

>low of 0 degrees
>happenings

Nope

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Stick around, the cold doesn't stop the crime

There's been two drive by shootings in the last hour. Clearly you've never lived around niggers.

>one on the second floor
>one on the third floor
need a couple of body snatchers

>fireworks out there

>...unnatural cause of death. hmm.

>unnatural cause of death

Consider, in Chicongo, getting murdered by niggers is pretty much "natural causes"

Ah, just what I was looking for. How are my fellow Roberts on this fine Christmas night?

True that is.

is anyone else having problems getting the audio to work on broadcasitfy?

the fuck, it works on the app on my phone, but not in my browser

Try clicking "feed details" then hit the play button on that page if it doesn't fire up from the link. Make sure you allow the popup; that new window should be playing.

Might try winamp or one of the other player links if you can't get the HTML player to work.

yeah doesn't want to work on browser

idk, I just refreshed and it works now. Did that a bunch of times before, but whatever. Thanks anyway guys

Body snatchers are busy tonight.

Not bad. Not bad.. Merry Christmas.

>possible DOA.

It's been buggy for me the last week like that as well. If the status says "online" and it isn't playing just keep trying.

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>23 year old daughter off her meds fighting.

Poor Robert
He's gotta work on Christmas

What exactly is the standard for 'Truly Apocalyptic Shit'?

>10 .... 10 shots from the alley.... ah ah ah.

In Chicago, it would have to be pretty fucking bad. We shall see the next time Robert has to ventilate a "good boy who din do nuffin"

CPD has a dindu patrol bus now

deployed to wrigleyville just a few weeks back to keep #TBOX under control

thus is the case with uncivilized savages

Phone number?

562-812?

Is it just me, or is it unusually quiet tonight?

>unusually quiet tonight?
not real robert hours, yet huwhite man

It's a Christmas Miracle.

>Can we get an ambivalence here? We have an adult male [something] methadone.

>Battery in progress
>Four men fistfighting in the street, no weapons as of yet

>unusually quiet tonight?

This isn't going to last long. Still an hour and a half until RRH.

>on the roof screaming for help

>regarding child support enforcement.

> Suspect name is La Trina......
fucking Latrina

Probably Shitavious' mother.

>OP here, if anyone has more of those /CPD/ graphics please dump them
need moar of those summer GIFS

>/CPD/ graphics please dump them

>/CPD/ graphics please dump them

>What do you mean I have to spend the night in that holding cell with ~75 niggers?!

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>/CPD/ graphics please dump them
wake up, Black,Male

Not sure what she got arrested for, but it definitely wasn't unpaid tolls...

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I'm surprised we haven't had an open key yet.

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>They call me Ivankeesha

> choyse iz yaws

sheeiiit been awhile boys. merry christmas

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Ah, the traditional Christmas night car chase.

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Bet they give up chasing this nigger in under 3 minutes.

>wtf mom you named me after a banana?

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Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in!

I thought I was fucking done with cleaning and rearranging my shit, but then Christmas comes and family gives me a bunch of shit and fucks it all up!

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Better than this guy at least.

>3 shots fired.

Fuck Yes, my favorite thread!

> Holding Out for a Hero

That guy probably took almost as many beatings as Shitavious in school.

lol, maybe its pronounced fahjeet

There was another pic similar to this that was really good and I can't find it.

>Tourists are at risk of being bitten by monkeys as many think the animals are ‘smiling’ or ‘kissing’ – when in fact they are about to bite

>brother in law is in the alley
>he may have bricks

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I remember that night. Wonder if they ever sewed that niggas nuts back on him.

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Is that the term they use for mortuary staff?

>#TBOX
>dindus

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>suspect only described as "creepy looking"
>i think we found 'em squad

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I bet he was a fucking hardass. Every guy I knew named Kelly was a fucking brick shithouse skullcracker resulting from childhood taunting.

>dark Toyota Camry
>tinted windows
Nigger confirmed

Can confirm. Giant nig from high school they called Kelly Mac was a real fucking threat. Went to the joint for a while and came back a Super Saiyan Nigger.

oh shit they caught a soyneck

Latina Mugshots will be its own porn category someday!

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>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

>5 shots fired.

oh shit they caught Cassy again

shes looking rough these days...

Yes, that's the guy who carts them off to dead nigger storage.