Fuck/Marry/Kill

Fuck/Marry/Kill

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Marry Lalatina.
Fuck Aqua.
Kill Megushit.

Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill the annoying goddess

Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua
Kill megameme

Fuck Darkness, marry Megumeme, kill Aqua.

the only valid answer

Fuck Aqua/Kill Darkness/Marry Megumin

Kill all and marry Eris.

The only correct answer.

FPBP

These.

this right here

Ignore all and marry Yunyun.

fuck all
marry none
kill none

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>I agree with my multiple proxies
Reminder: skythewoodtl.com/konosuba-poll/

Good dubs; good choice.
This option provides the most happiness for everyone.

Darkness is objectively best girl.

No one wants to kill her.

Fuck: All
Kill: OP

This. Megumin will only get better with age.

Fuck Lalatina
Marry Aqua
Kill Megumin

Fuck Dustiness
Marry Megumin
Kill the slut

Marry agua
Kill latina
Fuck meme

Marry the window
Fuck the table
Kill myself

Joke's on you.

Fuck Lalatina
Marry Aqua
Befriend Megumin
Kill nobody

Marry Megumin. That's all.

That's exactly the point of proxies, nerd.

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You're like that ACK guy from the Gabriel threads that think he is only talking to one guy using 50 ip's.

This is correct. No need to discuss that matter any further.

Marry Darkness
>Rich
>thicc and fit
>masochist
>best class

Fuck Megu
>competitive
>cute and proud
>dependable
>make halfbreed demon-baby

Kill Aqua
>whiner
>scatter-brained
>cocky
>wastes rpg skill points

>>thicc and fit

This is the worst combination possible.
How did you manage that?

You listed the shittiest reasons on why to fuck someone

But hey you picked the right wife

Fug Megumin
Marry Lalatina
Kill Aqua

>make halfbreed demon baby
doesn't need explaining
>competitive
fuck a competitive girl, then get back to me
>dependable
that's just a personality thing.

>marry into rich family
>breed a half-demon child
>kill a god
if you don't think that's the tightest shit, get out of my etc

Marry Megu
Fuck Yun Yun
Kill Darkness and Aqua

Maidragon is better than this crap.

YES! Kill the old hags!

Fuck everyone.

Fuck darkness and make them both watch

Fuck and Marry Darkness and Megu at same time and kill Aqua twice.

Marry Aqua
Fuck Vanir
Kill Kazuma

>kill Aqua

Why? She's fun. Don't you like fun?

muh nigga

grating voice

How about Wiz, Yunyun, or Eris?

I don't find her fun.

Marry and fuck Lalatina.
Kill her with old age.

This user knows.

Fuck Wiz
Marry Wiz
Befriend Megumin
Kill Aqua

Rape all three.

If you wanted to fuck or marry Megumin, you might as well just find yourself a sissy boy to get the same thing but have an easier time.

Kill all

Fuck and Marry Wiz

This. While I'm at it, I would love to bathe with the first two as well.

Basically in that order. I like Lalatina the most, Aqua is legal and she can always bring back Megumin and I after we did in the best explosion she can cast.

Objectively best taste coming through

Kill Darkness
Kill Aqua
Kill Megumin

Fuck/Marry Kazuma

Fuck Darkness
Marry Megumin
Kill Aqua

kill all Three and and fuck/marry wiz.

> user wants to bathe with Megumin and Darkness

I think you might wanna ask Kazuma on how that turned out.

Kill Megu (then have aqua revive)
Fuck darkness
Marry Aqua

They're all only good for fucking. I'd marry Luna or something.

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Why would you inflict pain to an innocent girl when you could kill the one who enjoys it?

>marry lalatina
It's like you want to be NTR'd or something

It's another form of sadism.

Correct answer

I can't kill any of them

Fuck and marry Kazuma feels like the best option to me tbqh

this

Even Kazuma wants to fuck Kazuma

I will marry them all and you can't stop me.

Fuck Megumun. Marry Lalatina for that family fortune. Kill Aqua. Keep fucking Megumin on the side since Lalatina is into NTR. Hell, tie her up and have Megumin torture her.

Best and only answer.

First answer, best answer.

She has a heavy breathing problem. The snoring at night would put a lot of strain on the relationship. Aqua is a quiet sleeper, so she would be the better wife.

t. Patrician

This

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It's really pissing me off to see all these people killing Meggu.

I would marry Aqua because I love her and she's best girl.
Since the only thing she would be into is my antifetish, I couldn't get it on with Darkness. I'd have to kill her.
Although I don't much care for her, that leaves Megumin for the last option, so I guess we know what'd happen to her.

>my antifetish

What's that?

Unf

I'm not a sadist. I can't see myself doing any of the shit she fantasizes over. Considering how strong of a part her personality that all is, it doesn't leave me anything to work with.

You're a kind person. If I was you, I think her physical attractiveness would more than alleviate this problem for me.

It's only one person. Don't worry about it too much.

>people wanting to marry Darkness
poor souls

Wanting to marry Aqua is far worse.

>You're a kind person
He said he would kill her though.

Fuck Aqua
Marry Aqua
Kill Aqua

Well, at least he chose to kill the one who would enjoy it. Killing Aqua or Megumin is just cruel.

There are worse fates than wedding into status and wealth, and the average Sup Forumsnon would probably fit her tastes well.

You can fuck/marry/kill Wiz and still have a un life with her.

Fuck Raratina, kill Aqua, Marry Megumin.

atleast your set for Life.

As if there were any other answer.

He's probably the only one who would ride his own tiny dick.

Good point.
Honestly the only thing I have any conviction about is that Aqua can go drown in a volcano.
I don't mind Megumin and Lalatina as fucked in the head as they are cause at least they're decent human beings. Aqua is just worthless.

Fuck you all
Kill yourselves
You aren't getting married anyway