Attempts to scan the mysterious Oumuamua 'comet' that hurtled past Earth may have 'awoken alien intelligence inside', UFO expert warns
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Ayylmao is real??
Samuel Jackson
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Henry Russell
Unidentified Flying Object Expert
Let that sink in
Blake Hughes
UFO expert... hahahaha
Landon Baker
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Luke Morris
jesus was a carpenter. what i am saying is that this ufo expert might actually be god and we have to kill him so we all dont burn for eternity.
Kayden Anderson
Is this intelligence capable of convincing pajeets to poo in loo though?
Jaxon Reed
Destroy poo in loo scum
Sebastian Reyes
yes, UFO experts have been a thing since flying was invented.
an UFO could be a biplane you whipped up in a garage
Anthony Russell
>Daily Mail
Epic fail
James Foster
>scan
>may have 'awoken alien intelligence inside'
lmao, life is not a video game
Luis Watson
They're talking about a comet here.
Gavin Turner
>experts
MSM is fucking hilarious man
Justin Perry
Is such a thing even possible?
Yes, yes it is
Nathan Morris
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Daniel Butler
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Gabriel Scott
>UFO expert
Easton Sanchez
Isn't that object already gone or on it's way out of the system?
Jason Garcia
yep
not to mention we only discovered the object after it had already passed us
there is no such thing as "scanning" an object in space and the object being able to "detect" it
Christopher Jenkins
You guys can't even shit in the toilet correctly and you are worried about alien intelligence. My sides are in orbit.
Jordan Evans
Unutilized Flushing Object
Owen Nelson
Un-Flushable Object
Dominic Jones
Setup for bluebeam bullshit.
Michael Reyes
that's retarded senpai , its probably designed to power up when it encounters enough EM flux , as in gets close enough to a star to scan the bodies in its system . i dont think we hit it with detectable amounts of modulated RF signals . most of our attempts to scan it were just passive telescope scans.
also how the fuck can you be a UFO expert , if you're an expert on unidentified stuff still means the stuff is unidentified so u didnt identify it so you're no expert on anything . its like saying you're an expert on a thing that you dont know .
Benjamin Powell
>scan for life signs, Mr. Worf
>scan inconclusive, Captain
>wait... oh, oh, they just powered up their weapons
>looks like our scans have awakened whatever is on board
"UFO expert" needs to lay of The Trek for a while, holy shit.
Jack Rodriguez
>the a multiple 7s get on a thread during the spacekangs generals (massive pings in atmospheric monitoring stations) said we'd have ayyys at Christmas.
Fuck.
Gabriel Cruz
>UFO expert
Hudson Thomas
>daily mail
Josiah Morales
Life IS like a game when you know enough about life. Living a full one makes one a higher level.
I maxed mine early and was reborn like a Phoenix.
Colton Reyes
^ This
Daily Mail articles are 90% pure BS
Nathan Cooper
>let that sink in
back to plebbit
Benjamin Long
post proper link dailymail.co.uk
The object's dimensions seem out of place for a rock that supposedly formed from hot gases and dust, in a zero G environment. 400 meters long and 80 meters wide could imply it was engineered.
its speed and trajectory proves that it was from outside our solar system.
Noah Murphy
Fuck aliens
What's this shit?
Ethan Richardson
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Joseph Diaz
Correct term would be UFO buff.
Evan Russell
This. Like what the fuck. All we did was record the light from the sun that reflected off it.
Bentley Long
>implying an average /x poster isn't a ufo expert
Chase Peterson
Looks like the race war just got more interesting.
Anthony Price
>daily mail
Jaxon Lopez
>Mocks research and cataloging phenomena that would completely change humanity's world view and the understanding of our place in the universe.
We'd be foolish not to.
William Bennett
I believe he was pointing out the irony of someone being an "expert" on things that cannot be identified.