Kraut/pol/ - Cagayake (?) Weeb Edition

Jamaica coalition is kill.
FDP won't do the Jamaica Jive.
SPD in full damage control mode LARPing as opposition.
Grüne & CSU almost french kissing each other.
Presicuck Steinmeier won't call for new election.

>upcoming elections
early 2018: possible federal re-election
06.05.2018: regional election in Schleswig-Holstein
autumn: regional elections in Bavaria and Hessen

>AfD related

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

>News

>German:
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/afd-merkel-aera-ist-beendet/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/gruene-und-union-enttaeuscht-ueber-jamaika-aus/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2017/weidel-will-nicht-fuer-afd-bundesvorstand-kandidieren/
>English:
spiegel.de/international/germany/commentary-german-coalition-collapse-the-end-of-merkel-a-1179542.html
spiegel.de/international/germany/germany-coalition-talks-fail-what-s-next-a-1179341.html

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ61G9ir0Q&t=1s
youtube.com/watch?v=k7NAukm8MbE
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=3jACtuQHLE0

>Meme Collections 2.0
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Other urls found in this thread:

frankonia.de/freie-waffen/Artikel.html
n-tv.de/ratgeber/Wer-darf-sich-bewaffnen-article16725321.html
berliner-zeitung.de/ratgeber/recht/gaspistole--messer-was-darf-ich-ohne-waffenschein-bei-mir-tragen--23654008
gutefrage.net/frage/welche-waffen-darf-ich-mit-mit-mir-fuehren-um-mich-zu-verteidigen
youtube.com/watch?v=QqaK9st80F4
youtube.com/watch?v=U3IosJBBY9k
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Anatoljewitsch_Nawalny
frankonia.de/Regenschirm Defense/KH-Security/Ansicht.html?Artikelnummer=190721&navCategoryId=63068
youtube.com/watch?v=GhVELnXisUw
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM
dushanwegner.com/die-schuld-der-gutmenschen/
rechtswoerterbuch.de/recht/w/waffen/
youtube.com/watch?v=elLh_LxDg_E
youtube.com/watch?v=ozeDlXeEH78
youtube.com/watch?v=CEu5_v1iv-k
youtube.com/watch?v=wCKHpUVqFxs
youtube.com/watch?v=E5L9Rf9cx-4
youtube.com/watch?v=XyP8O9YpCSg
youtube.com/watch?v=dJ619rq21Qw
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What does Kraut/pol/ recommend for self-defence? Had to pass two honored guest alone at night on the 24th and got quite nervous. Should be something legally obtainable.

first of all you shouldnt get nervous because then you can only loose in a fight

Go take martial arts classes. Knowing how to react in a fight is more important than having a weapon if you don't know how to use it.

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frankonia.de/freie-waffen/Artikel.html

n-tv.de/ratgeber/Wer-darf-sich-bewaffnen-article16725321.html
berliner-zeitung.de/ratgeber/recht/gaspistole--messer-was-darf-ich-ohne-waffenschein-bei-mir-tragen--23654008
gutefrage.net/frage/welche-waffen-darf-ich-mit-mit-mir-fuehren-um-mich-zu-verteidigen
>Wie waar das im dritten reeeich????
Fucking normies. :^)

ah frankonia
literally a AAA grade shop

A lifetime of street fights taught me that if you MUST pull a weapon and it isn't a show stopper like gun, it should be the craziest, most ridiculous thing you can find. Pulling out a pocket knife will only draw them into the fight, whereas beating the shit out of them with your umbrella will cause them to run away. Imagine them telling their friends "yeah the dude had a knife" vs "naw I got this bruise when he hit me with his umbrella".

>Cagayake

Thanks for all of your inputs, I'll think about it. I'm a fat lazy fuck so martial arts are out of the question for at least a good while.

I knew someone who made business with russians, every year they made a trip to Germany just to buy tons of hunting equipment there.

makes sense
german hunting equipment and rifles are by far the best imho

I went to school with an russian who said he always carried a wrench with him.

I don't actually know what "cagayake" means.
I just read it here, kek.
youtube.com/watch?v=QqaK9st80F4

youtube.com/watch?v=U3IosJBBY9k

I knew a guy who made a little strap on the inside of his coat to hold an awl.

I live in the country side and if i dont want to use my guns i use a splitting axe. Jab into the face, not a swing because that will kill, fucks shit up pretty easy.

>I'm a fat lazy fuck so martial arts are out of the question

We can sand you Navalny, Germany seems to like him.

the best equipment imho is a belt or a light chain attached to a lock (the heavier the better)

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Anatoljewitsch_Nawalny
>He seems okay
Is he pro-or contr-mudshitpislam?

Greetings Kraut/pol/
translation help please?

NO means NO! [English]
I have the right to say NO!
No immigration without consent!
No entry without consent!
#MyBordersMyChoice

NEIN heißt NEIN! [German]
Ich habe das Recht, NEIN zu sagen!
Keine Einwanderung ohne Einwilligung!
Kein Eintritt ohne Einwilligung!
#MeineGrenzenMeineWahl
#MyBordersMyChoice

are these translations good?

>german hunting equipment and rifles are by far the best imho
Can't say anything about it because I'm not a hunter but those guys were huge fans.
I'd like to quote the russian:
>Attack with blunt object not too bad, stabbing is way worse.
frankonia.de/Regenschirm Defense/KH-Security/Ansicht.html?Artikelnummer=190721&navCategoryId=63068

100%
perfect

NEIN heißt NEIN! [German]
Ich habe das Recht, NEIN zu sagen!
Keine Einwanderung ohne Einwilligung!
Kein Eintritt ohne Einwilligung!
#MeineGrenzenMeine[[Entscheidung]]
#MyBordersMyChoice

>But actually it's already good as it is, keep going, based leaf.

frankonia.de/Regenschirm Defense/KH-Security/Ansicht.html?Artikelnummer=190721&navCategoryId=63068


We need to have uniformed (only uniformed as far so that the Uniformierungsverbot doesn't fuck the group) squads carrying these umbrellas to accompany protests ant to intimidate antifags.

>Oh shid :DDDD
>Die Wasser-SS gommt :---D
>Regenschirmbe XDDDD

>"Schirmstaffel"

Bump

We have to meme this one.
White shirts
Black pants
Leather boots
>A fucking umbrella

>Checked
What do (you) think of forming a Sicherheits-"Schrimstaffel"

or maybe
>"Schirmabteilung"
this has memeing potential indeed

hey taytayguy! sup?

>>"Schirmstaffel

>Sicherheits-"Schrimstaffel
Hello BKA it's nice to see that you are even working during christmas.

>sup?
Not much, spent the afternoon with my family. How about you?

thank you, full German versions will be up soon

Die Schirme hoch~

Die Reihen feeest geschlossen~

S-A marschiert ~

Mit ruhig-wässrigem Schritt~

Kamraden die Wolk'front und Wasserstrahl begooossen~

Marschiern im geist in unsern' Reihen mit~

Die straße Frei~

Den Regen-Battalionen~

Die Straße frei~

Dem Schirmabteilungsmann~

usw...

:^)
This HAS to be done, we need a Regenschirmpatrollie if there are re-elections.
Also, helmets and visors along with protectors should be standard.

>Checked

God damnit, there is literally nothign illegal about this, I am the Mechaniknleistifanon from yesterday.

Also, complimentary song:
youtube.com/watch?v=GhVELnXisUw

kek
ah not much
sadly my gaming rig died yesterday because of my overclocks
took a 3 hour walk today through the snow

>SchlagSchirm-Division

HHAhahahahahahahahah, goddmanit, we NEEd this, iw would be absolutely ebin, especially if MSM would pick up on the fact, that these threads were the idea's origin.

Wrench is a good weapon, because not only does it have weight it also has edges. It's also somewhat concealable. A claw hammer of course is the classic choice, but not as flat as a wrench and a little bulky. Also a wrench doesn't tip people off like a claw hammer does.

>sadly my gaming rig died yesterday because of my overclocks
F

>took a 3 hour walk today through the snow
I wish we would have snow too but sadly just rain as always

I was just joking

frank plasberg hart aber fair beginning
"now i may ask you.....what would you associate with a umbrella? may sound like a strange question but the SS wouldnt be the first thing on your mind right?
I am introducing my guests today"

>Claudia Roth
>"NATSIS! MAKING FUN OF THE HOLOCAUST!"
>Gauland
>"its just a umbrella bro"

>I'm a fat lazy fuck

Get /fit/. Germany is not the kind of country you want to be fat in. They hate fat people here.

Mein reich, mein wahl.
youtu.be/I82_ybEAHxM

it has "only" been a 4770k so fuck it

hey the american kaiser addict again

Isn't that Loli from know your meme?

Hey, how are you doing?

It's shit.

I have an i7-5820k

>I'd like to quote the russian:
>>Attack with blunt object not too bad, stabbing is way worse.

He's right. A screwdriver or an awl is a lethal weapon to puncture the rib cage. A wrench or even a hammer isn't.

yeah i am fine
what about you?
did you enjoy your christmas?
also a good one!
i am done with intel tough

Yep, I was happy my German grandma was able to visit?

What?
so
cagayake = shit

?

??

Please elaborate.
Also, screw you, I never watched it, but K-On seems like a cute show.
>A N I M E - R I G H T

sounds great
too bad i couldnt reunite with my family

is that true?
i mean i dont really watch anime
is there any based anime series?

I think he knew this.
He was a strange guy, highly intelligent but somehow searching for trouble.

What matters most it target acquisition and weapon hand choice. When fighting with "pick-up" or improvised weapons. Simply put the weapon in the hand best suited for that weapon.
If you fight "orthodox style. Your left hand is for the quick jabs while your right hand is for power blows.

If you have a screwdriver as a weapon you should wield it in your "jab" hand while you thrust and poke with it. If you have a mallet wield it in your power hand.

Then you pick your targets. Left thrusting jabs to the face and body with the screwdriver, where stab wounds matter most. Right handed power hits to the head, shoulders, and arms with the mallet where a broken bone can kill or seriously diminish the ability of your enemy to fight back.

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>Isn't that Loli from know your meme?
What? I don't know. She is from Voynich Hotel. It's a good manga, you should read it

My 3930k died a year ago. And i'm still on this shitbox of a celeron with integrated graphics. And i couldn't give a fuck.

YES
meme is born

OBERSCHIRMSTAFFELFÜHRER MELDET SICH ZUM DIENST

bump and saved

my shitty 30 sec paint attempt tough

hehe fkn yes.
i had a long time an old umbrella carrying with me, and always thought about an unbreakable one would be the perfect thing for a SS gentleman

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Klasse Artikel
dushanwegner.com/die-schuld-der-gutmenschen/
da kommt doch gleich etwas Hoffnung auf

Just 5 more days

Yes definitely. Before that autistic discussion about anime being redpilled or degenerate breaks out again: Anime/manga writers are just free.
All western media has been propaganda since at least the 1920s, but Japanese productions were spared thus far, especially anime that's targeted at adults probably because no one takes grown men that watch cartoons seriously.
Boy were they wrong.

how about pikes? just long staff , about 2,50 long you can get in every baumarkt, and then in case of attack all just lower them to the direction of the attackers and move slowly
also like use the staffs to fix flags etc to make it less obvious we are basicly making the gewalthaufen

afd-chan lewds when?

any suggestion on a specific anime?
hard admitting that on Sup Forums but i actually didnt even watch dragonball or pokemon as a kid

nigga you gay

You're just looking for an excuse wear a giant codpiece, aren't you?

its getting hot i bet

>advocating for Waffen
>instead of fully legal, unanklagbare Regenschirme.
Ishyggydittittt

rechtswoerterbuch.de/recht/w/waffen/

Legend of the Galactic Heroes is one I've seen that's actually redpilled, most others are just not degenerate. I'm open to suggestions from others btw.
Dragonball is loved by everyone because of nostalgia not quality and the Pokemon anime exists to sell vidya and cards to kids.

yes and i own one

Moin.

kek, Moin

When is AfD going to Take over and rule with an Iron fist?

2025

no
don't use them as weapons initially but to put banners and signs on them
then lower them for defense, without sharp tips, this way assholes can't close in
nobody must not use them to beat anyone, , thei function would be just to keep the distance and slowly progress forwards, this way they can't attack with their black block tactic, as they won't be able to pick individual persons

GAS THE CLOUDS, SCHIRM STAFFEL NOW!!!!!
>that fucking picture

Police zogbots would probably still not allow it, due to (((gefahrenpotenzial))).
Also, the pikes can easily be pushed aside.

>can be pushed easily asside
not realy but the police thing is true.

MINNA ISHONI KAGAYAKU

thx i will check that out i guess

>MINNA ISHONI KAGAYAKU
OP here,
Wat?

>Wasser-SS
topkek

Add Youjo Senki, Busou Shoujo and Kill la Kill. Those three are great redpilled anime for beginner

You tried writing kagayaki, it means to shine. What I wrote is everyone, let's shine together

Jetzt wo ich drüber nachdenke, Regenschirme sind die perfekte Waffe. Man kann damit zuschlagen, und wenn man sie aufspannt hat man einen Schild.

This sounds like autistic LARPing.
I like it

Thanks, take this rare Frau Antje as a sign of appreciation

Okay, nice to know, based toothpaste-weeb.
:^)

Have you caught onto our idea of a SchirmStaffel yet?
The idea iis to buy militarized ubrellas (basically a more robust umbrella) and use them to scare off antifa in squads.

Thanks, you're welcome!
I haven't heard of it, but it sounds like a good idea. Weaponised umbrella phalanx sounds like a magnificent idea.

i need good pics of movies, men wearing black/dark suite with white shirts.
i shop the umbrellas in.

and for further investigation:
youtube.com/watch?v=elLh_LxDg_E
9 years ago, lel
youtube.com/watch?v=ozeDlXeEH78
youtube.com/watch?v=CEu5_v1iv-k
youtube.com/watch?v=wCKHpUVqFxs
youtube.com/watch?v=E5L9Rf9cx-4
youtube.com/watch?v=XyP8O9YpCSg
youtube.com/watch?v=dJ619rq21Qw
youtube.com/watch?v=3Yp287sF8m0


holy shit, i gonna get me this umbrella!!!!
we will be known as the umbrella SS