/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HEH EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Joe is Joe Christmas Songs pastebin.com/0znNg4MM

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
youtu.be/2m2HLU5uVwg
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
youtu.be/59yWucSYhO0
>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
youtu.be/pM4Ozj0Zi6w
>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
youtu.be/h6vf1YEUwOY
>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
youtu.be/W4fOSSfz2YE
youtu.be/svh6_8K6R7I
>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/iGP7gM37Wd0
>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
youtu.be/nVy68X3cubA
>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
youtu.be/g39VynYjTY0
>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
youtu.be/7keZTcdouoY
>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
youtu.be/JbQ4_SSKt1k
>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
youtu.be/7ZbbVtaVAMk
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
youtu.be/mwP9wGooQYw
>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
youtu.be/M-hEdJExB4Y
>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
youtu.be/ckpS1CsVnMA
>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
youtu.be/d-iOh_WsBHQ
>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
youtu.be/3x7LMB7jnaA
youtu.be/nwJiBWn3X_Q


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Midterms faggots. Wait for them.

^dont reply to the memfag

Maga

HAHHAHA

twitter.com/BreakingNLive/status/945693788005130241

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There's nothing wrong with being gay.

why

or toothpaste

AWOO~

Korean names are gutter trash tier.

I would kek if Mad Dog shot it down.

except for being disgusting fucking a faggot

maga

>they could before
>and still can now

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>Shortly after midnight on September 12, 2001, Philippines local time (approximately four hours after the September 11, 2001 attacks in the U.S.), Fischer was interviewed live by Pablo Mercado on the Baguio City station of the Bombo Radyo network. Fischer stated that he was happy that the airliner attacks had happened, while expressing his view on U.S. and Israeli foreign policy, saying "I applaud the act. Look, nobody gets ... that the U.S. and Israel have been slaughtering the Palestinians ... for years."[494][495][496][497] He also said "The horrible behavior that the U.S. is committing all over the world ... This just shows you, that what goes around, comes around even for the United States."[494][495] Fischer also referenced the movie Seven Days in May and said he hoped for a military coup d'état in the U.S., "[I hope] the country will be taken over by the military, they'll close down all the synagogues, arrest all the Jews, execute hundreds of thousands of Jewish ringleaders."[498][499] In response to Fischer's statements about 9/11, the U.S. Chess Federation passed a motion to cancel his right to membership in the organization.[500] Fischer's right to become a member was reinstated in 2007.
Could've had 500 points of IQ, still thinks like a nigger.

>California fire is over 80% contained

Prove it

y-you too

Remember... the midterms..

>MJ decides to do an "exposé" on /ptg/
what pictures would they use to show audiences how "twisted" we are?

Keep in mind these have to be normie-tier enough to be shown on national television, but "offensive" enough to their sensibilities to warrant their faux-outrage.

Here's one that I feel fits the bill. Any other suggestions?

Australia had ONE JOB

Fischer lost his mind after losing a big tournament

Party's over

California needs more Eucalyptus trees.

You know what Joe does to interns, right user? You should get out while you still can.

FRESH FROM THE MINES
FREEEEEEEE REDDIT SALT
SALT FOR CHRISTMAS EDITION

Looking at that I'm not sure why I felt like eucalyptus should be capitalized. Maybe I'm still a little fucked up from all the Christmas cheer last night.

Mika pls

How was your christmas /ptg/?
Get everything from Santa you asked for?

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>not following the German way to capitalize/punctuate things.
That language on a technical level is so fucking perfect.

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>trickle down economics doesn't wor.

Pretty good, didn't really have anything I wanted, but the gifts I gave were a hit.

>Volunteered for a campaign for governor that was backed by Bannon
>Realize we don't have a snowballs chance in hell
>they are going to be hounding me to volunteer since I gave them my information

I guess I'll have to block a lot of numbers and set up email spam filters...

Nehlan hasn't tweeted in 20min. Did his COS break in and steal his phone?

Plane from Toronto being escorted bye a blocked plane. Guess the flight path?

flightradar24.com/BLOCKED/ff21e94

California really needs to be nuked.

Poo in the food?

We used to capitalise nouns, but that was gone by the end of the 18th century.

It's for a good reason. Say you're running Conservative in a blue state and you might actually win, but you're just some fucking guy. Maybe you're a mechanic or do accounting. Suddenly Gloria Alred gets 10 women to say you raped them, and the trial gets rushed since you're in a Dem state. You'll be in jail before the election even happens because you can't afford a good lawyer to get them to fuck off.

The dumbest Congresswoman at that. I couldn't imagine a more infuriating person to leave a seat to.

English version is better, using capitalization to distinguish between common and proper nouns.

*inhales*

I did squats and deadlifts. I've also been going through Leo Straus' history of political philosophy book which is turning up to be a disappointment - I recommend reading Wikipedia articles of authors honestly. This is not in-depth enough and doesn't have wide enough coverage for what it wants to do per author.

Brown is the worst

Why is Sup Forums looking more Sup Forums than Sup Forums these days?

>How was your christmas /ptg/?
Mighty fine.
>Get everything from Santa you asked for?
I didn't asked anything for myself, so I guess.. yes.

It was Gilliespie, so you're fine.

I dunno, Cuba? Trudeau going to visit his family for the holidays?

The ACLU should be suing for trampling the rights of citizens.

Naval hero Jack Posicbicacac has weighed in

Atlantis. Only explanation.

>39% approval rating
what went wrong lads

Gitmo?

How will Paul ever recover?
breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/12/26/rosie-odonnell-tells-paul-ryan-christmas-will-go-straight-hell-tax-cut-bill/

>“Paul ryan – don’t talk about Jesus after what u just did to our nation – u will go straight to hell u screwed up fake altar boy #JUDASmuch” O’Donnell tweeted on Christmas morning. The “Judas much” hashtag in O’Donnell’s tweet was an apparent reference to the infamous disciple who betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver.
>Tweeting in all caps, she said, “WE CANNOT SIT AT HOME WHILE THEY ROB OUR NATION – YOUR NEIGHBORS HEALTH CARE – FOR THE FUCKING MERCERS AND KOCH BROTHERS – FUCK THEM – RISE UP
#RiseUp.

user - request for translation help?

NO means NO! [English]
I have the right to say NO!
No immigration without consent!
No entry without consent!
#MyBordersMyChoice

NEIN heißt NEIN! [German]
Ich habe das Recht, NEIN zu sagen!
Keine Einwanderung ohne Einwilligung!
Kein Eintritt ohne Einwilligung!
#MeineGrenzenMeineWahl
#MyBordersMyChoice

are these translations good?

>asked for evil to be removed
>McCain and Ginsburg are still alive
Santa failed me.

because film and tv are both the lowest common denominator "artform", any idiot can turn his brains off and watch hollywood10 trash or HBO trash and then do some "inspired political commentary" on it, applies to both sides of the political spectrum.

even games at this point of time have become more exclusive, elective and higher form of art.

Everything

These guys are fucking blind. I'm an atheist and even I see the bullshit being piled on Christians.

Niggers

It's only bad if it it dips below 35%.

MSM has a narrative to run no matter the cost

i'd rather not, shitdick

Sorry OP, got sidetracked and never I imagined the thread would pick up speed.
> Why the fuck last thread got under 2 hours? Trump tweeted or someyhing?

Anyway, I can bake next unless you want to keep it. Thanks for baking

Movies and television (and video games) are becoming more political in nature. Sup Forums always sides against whatever's popular at the time.

>Brown hates guns
>Pardons someone who illegally had guns just to say fuck drumpf

Surprised nobody has tries to kill this retard

solid translation, good work

Prove walking around with another man's shit on your body is not disgusting?

It's obvious you fool.

but the person is not to blame that gun jumped out of his hands and hurt people itself

he'd pardon you after too

OH NO, THAT SUCKS

Yeah, right. Question:

> what was Trump approval rating on the last December before the election?

Answer lies in pic related

HEY did anyone hear about George Soros having a heart attack or something?

>Last December.
>before election.
What

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The hell you dont believe in?

scary

In the final December, the one before the election. English is hard

>illegal commits crime 22 years ago
>is still fucking here
>gets pardoned by the governor
wow my day has already been ruined

He didn't know what a gun was, because he's such a stupid Mexican. Give him a break!

God bless this dude.

>Last December.
>Before election
What

I think it's fake, he's been gone for a while, so people start a rumor about him being dead in order for him to show up or someone to say something on his behalf.
I have zero evidence aside from the fact that it happened before.

awesome
I will begin making the final versions for Germany with all the translated headers
many more countries & translations here that need proofreading if any anons can spare a minute:

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What now /ptg/??

>every American politician must swear loyalty and support to Israel beffore they open their mouth.

What went so terribly wrong

>misconstruing people leaving a playlist on in the background with listening to his dad rock

Just read the damn chart kek

Isn't that because it was slipped into the official Christmas playlist? His YouTube views are still trash.

you aren't hacking hard enough tovarisch!

A PRESIDENCY UNDER ASSAULT
youtube.com/watch?v=V8MPxPKSeLA

>0

Wait this is REAL?
>A Very Drumpf Christmas
was literally a Scarborough original?

Hold on I think I can't even.

>advertising for Joe's shite "music"

dude seriously?

they aren't mexican, they're napalm dodgers