This has always been by favorite film but the last I've seen it was when I was a young child so I decided to watch it again to see if I would still like it now that I'm older. If anything I appreciate it more than ever and now realize what a work of art and how based it is.
>A movie about good vs evil with classic morals like honour, family, soul, redemption >based Catholic Church as the good guys killing monsters, vampires and other evil creatures >100percent white cast and no forced diversity/lgbt shit >Based on classic European myths, legends and novels >the villains are trying to use science to destroy religion >Aesthetic visuals, like a renaissance painting >great soundtrack
If you haven't watched it, I would highly recommend you do
Justin Nelson
dat some kate beckinsale?
Colton Stewart
I forgot about this C+ movie thanks user
Asher Scott
>Kate Beckinsale in her prime qt years >Hugh Jackman with a fucking machine gun crossbow fucking up vampires
No argument from me OP.
Mason Campbell
>soulless CGI shitfest
This was one of the few movies I had to stop watching after 15 minutes and rated one star on IMDB. It was a complete pile of horseshit.
Gavin Walker
Strong points all around
Ian Flores
I forgot that total shite movie existed.
John Robinson
this movie is not complete similar but also tons of fun
Leo Howard
keep listening to (((movie critics))), goy
John Perry
It is absolutely amazing compared to the shit that is being made today
Elijah Baker
>This has always been by favorite film awful, i left cinema before it was over
Jackson Edwards
Hmm.
Eli Ramirez
Boondock Saints or Pulp Fiction, sorry user no contest
Isaac Scott
>Tfw you will never have such a qt3.14 vampire killer girlfriend.
Leo Miller
Just watched this yesterday. Fucking great movie. It's immediately apparent why it got low reviews, it's about race flat out and doesn't shy away from it. Also showing spics as the gangbanging cockroaches that they really are. The editing is janky at times but its basically /tg/ meets training day.
Luke Bell
thank op, ill watch this again with this new perspective in mind.
Elijah Campbell
Isn't Beckinsale Selene in Underworld? Damn she was a hot vampire in this.
Too bad they fucked up the serie.
Jason Morgan
*unsheats katana*
Noah Gomez
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Dylan Diaz
It’s only worth watching because my baby Kate is in it.
Zachary Garcia
the same director and writer also made The Mummy 1 and 2 another great series, however he didn't write or direct the shitfest that was the mummy 3:tomb of the dragon emperor, that was directed by (((rob cohen)))
Matthew Nguyen
bump
Nathan White
That movie is pretty comfy. Of course I would pay good money just to watch Kate Beckinsale read names out of a phone book for an hour and a half.
Adrian Murphy
this is a based Film Zulu
Lincoln Cruz
Counterpoint.
Carter Gutierrez
Front rank, FIRE!
Isaiah King
has nigger in it
Parker Myers
*It's a good and based film.
Jack Diaz
Yeah but he's a traitor to his partner and dies for it
Isaiah Carter
Front rank fire! Rear rank fire, reload!
Jace Thomas
OP you accidentally put up a pic of van helsing.
Surely you meant Shoot Em Up.
Carson Ortiz
thats ok and what about this top Film The man who would be King
And Daniel never let go of Peachy's hand and Peachy never let go of Daniel's head
Jason Scott
>Tfw neither will Van Hellsing
Benjamin Ward
I didn't know Lemmy was in that
Ethan Morgan
The action scenes were overdone CGI shit and the Dracula was absolute cringe trash terrible, worst active I've ever seen in my damn life, but the leads were eye candy, so there's that.
Brayden Price
*active ->acting
Leo Martin
TFW You find out she married a dirty hollywood jew named Len Wiseman.
