Here's the ultimate red pill about burgers

Here's the ultimate red pill about burgers.
>Be Americunt
>Enter WW3 After axis has been exhausted and nearing defeat.
>Win with the allies
>60 years later most of them claim they single handedly won the the war.
>Pretend to be peaceful and civilized
>Butcher and destroy homelands of extremely weak nations for oil/resources just like barbarians.
>Lose against nations with less than 10th the fighting power.
Americunts are the worlds largest slimy lying credit stealing hypocrites with the ego that keeps inflating just as much as their excuses after each defeat.

>Enter WW3 After axis has been exhausted and nearing defeat.
>Win with the allies
>60 years later most of them claim they single handedly won the the war.

Wow. At least Americunts can count to two without fucking it up

is that your comeback - pointing out a typo

>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents

>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller

>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire

>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam

>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"

>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"

>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"

>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"

>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches

>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings

>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."

>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order

Don't be too assmad, Muhammad.

>Arguing about a typo rather than the points to make himself feel better about himself and inflate his ego further.
Thanks for proving me right Americunt.

>England and Soviets can't supply their own troops
>rely on billions of dollars worth of supplies from the US
>Mongoloids "IT WUZ DUH RUSHANZ WHO WUN DUH WUR HURR DURR"

>John Rodriguez thinks he is whiter than Muhammad

B8 but I do have a legitimate question. How can people deny the US's power? What other country has the military presence of the US? Name a country that has a military base in America. The US has hundreds of military bases in countries all over. The US truly runs the world.

>Americans are required to give 1/10 of their dicks at birth

Subjects of the Rothschilds have no idea what American culture is or comes from. They only know their programming.

Wew

>the Mutt don't think about how rich he can be without muh trillion military bases around the universe

But US is also the richest so I dont see the point still.

Just for that, im taking out a 10,000 dollar loan.
Haters gonna hate.

lol are you fucking autistic> We earned them military might. You literally just proved his point by being Autistic af

Ego isn't the only thing that keeps inflating around here. You should see the waist sizes.

Without America you Europeans are pathetically useless you're disgusting you let mudslimes takeover we should have let Germany win that war

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Throughout all of history the country with the strongest military has almost always been the richest, most prosperous, and technologically advanced at the time.

So get fucked.

I don't see Europe fagg's put up money to start a army do defend itself no it relies on the United States for everything because they're a bunch of cucks, who are already dead inside they don't want to fight the mud slime invasion they rather watch it take over and cry and think they're better than America delusional Americans have spirit will fucking kill people because of a disagreement we're armed we're crazy and we're not cucked unlike all of Western Europe

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Europe is already brazil though

I can't really disagree with you on that. We say we only won the war solo because burger education bias.

>>Be Americunt

>>Enter WW3 After axis has been exhausted and nearing defeat.
America didn't want to get involved in Europe's clusterfuck. There was a lot of public pressure to stay out of it, which is why we waited quite a while before getting involved.

>>Win with the allies
feels good

years later most of them claim they single handedly won the the war.
Anyone who thinks this is retarded. The Russians did most of the dirty work on the eastern front. America did most the heavy lifting in the Pacific though and ended it with a bang.

>>Pretend to be peaceful and civilized
We are/were more peaceful and civilized domestically than the majority of the world.

>>Butcher and destroy homelands of extremely weak nations for oil/resources just like barbarians.
That was (((their))) idea. Geo-political chess.

>>Lose against nations with less than 10th the fighting power.
Home-field advantage is very real

thx saved

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>British "humor"

Don't quit your day job, Nigel.

>Axis was near defeat at the end of 1941
Cmon meme flag give Germany some credit. They were no where near defeat at the end of 1941.
Also don't pretend that England and Russia would've won the war without America bank rolling them, it's just patently false.

>Anyone who thinks this is retarded. The Russians did most of the dirty work on the eastern front. America did most the heavy lifting in the Pacific though and ended it with a bang.

The pacific war was was vast with many campaigns, some of which were pretty light on Americans so you can't claim that either.

>some of which
Didn't say we did it alone but the US was heavily vested in the Pacific

hate us cus anus

Op is an ungrateful Jew
We should have sided with Hitler and killed you all

True there was probably nothing wrong with what you said, I just wish more Americans knew there were campaigns involving millions of soldiers from other nations though.

It's the ad burgernem fallacy that it's America's world and everyone else is just in it. The world map is the US and each state is a different country we learn about in school. What's beyond our borders? Nobody really knows for sure. Various species of niggers and sea monsters. You aussies live in some upside down dimension where the toilet flushes backwards. Cant confirm you're even on the same planet.

>we're not cucked
>whole country is over 50% Mexican/Black/Jewish
>Every American male must be mutilated at birth
>not cucked

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