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It is time - /CPD/ General.

Reminder that there is a bad batch of PCP going around Chicago and that Christmas arrests are the bests!

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

youarelistening.to/chicago
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

offender on the loose
foot chase

Bump

> goddamned OUT-OF-STATE illegal cigarettes being sold out of a BMW
CALL SWAT

>female trying to strangle herself.


Good morning, Roberts.

> MALE
> BLACK
> hoodie
robbed 2 people at gunpoint
ran off into abandoned building
> disturbance at Duncan Donuts
> homeless
> MALE BLACK
> refusing to leave

Looks like coonery is back on the menu, boys.

> mentally ill woman
> screaming at her deceased boyfriend
lock n load

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I think this one got bitten by a zombie.

BASED ROBERT

SHOULDNT NIGS STAY INDOORS FROM THE COLD, THEY GO WILIN IN THE HEAT

Evening Roberts

Oh I think I found the zombie!

Evenin'

Fuck me. You just found the missing link.

>Evenin'
>Evening

The proper greeting for Robert is "good morning".

>10 shots fired

youarelistening.to/chicago

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD

>neighbor is beating up the dog.

no shortage of jail qts in chicago

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Right-wing death trains ! Straight express to the oven, no stops !

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>one eyed nigger just robbed Taniqua at gunpoint.

Pirates

>being threatened by the intoxicated son
>he's got a broom and a shovel

>he has a broom and a shovel.

won't play for me
2nd night
suggestions?
I'm on vpen and have ad blocker

Get the scanner app. Chiraq is always most listened too lol

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Click "feed details" then hit the play button on there. Popup screen should work playing.

>naked and shaking

That dude looks like black jason

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Looking forward to New Years Eve here. Bet Robert will be exhausted that morning.

His name is Michael Fuller. In 2011 he tried to pass a home-made million dollar bill at WalMart. It seemed like the perfect crime. I still can't understand how he got caught.

Mugshot seems to have been scrubbed from most of the news stories that still exist online. I guess it reinforces racist stereotypes.

The chimp was off the chain on July 4. New Year's Even should be a great night for coonery.

Who is "Male Black"?

See

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How do we stop Male Black?

>MALE BLACK rules Chicago with an iron fist
>Controls the drugs
>The streets
>owns all the local politicians and their cronies
>ROBERT the only force to oppose them
>Communicates by open radio
>Operates only at night
>It's a war he can't win but he fights it anyway

See

Not the original guy but that worked ty

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Bump

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Damn wind chill is -9 and shit still poppin off?

I do miss the summer. Had two personal involvements in these threads.
>chased a nigger out from under my porch after peeking in my window
>had my handgun but didn't have to draw, he left, girlfriend snapped picture and it got memed.

2nd
>Old acquantance throwing rocks at our window
>Drunk as fuck having a mental breakdown
>Very openly suicidal
>Call it in
>Thread starts talking about woman who is going to jump off the pier (waves were like 10 feet that night)
>30 minute standoff as cops try and take her in peacefully, but end up hauling her out of apartment
>Posted some pictures from inside the squad car since I had to go in to sign some shit at the hospital for her intake
>See coyotes on the way and thread talks about it

Stay safe out there Roberts.

Holy shit I've been waiting for one of these for a while. Let me get my alcohol.

>be retard OP
>takes joy in watching poor people getting shot and arrested
>same retard whines about muh “white genocide”

I’m beginning to think this is karma for what you hypocritical fucks do to black folks. Not even trolling, shit comes at you full circle and karma is real.

>blacks killing blacks is karma for hating blacks
How? He is getting what he wants.

This is about supporting cops. It is a safe space for all races

thanks

Thank you.
Blue lives matter, but that doesn't mean black lives don't

chicago guy here (pilsen/UIC)
it really isn't that cold when you keep moving

>Who is "Male Black"?

Robert's nemesis; a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion

>caller's mom tried to shank him

>>See coyotes on the way and thread talks about it

I remember that one. I was laid up with an injury much of the summer and couldn't sleep well. CPD threads were very comfy.

>Not even trolling,

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Last bump from me, lads. I've got to get some sleep.

> In 2011 he tried to pass a home-made million dollar bill at WalMart.

I love dipping into this thread every once in a while. Its got the top quality memes/asthetics. also just a generally good thread

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can i get a quick rundown?

>>MALE BLACK rules Chicago with an iron fist
>>Controls the drugs
>>The streets
>>owns all the local politicians and their cronies
>>ROBERT the only force to oppose them
>>Communicates by open radio
>>Operates only at night
>>It's a war he can't win but he fights it anyway

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>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>there are imaginary people in caller's house

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>she has bite marks on her neck

WE WUZ VAMPIRES AN SHIEET

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Goodnight roberts