Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual

He is until he gets a nice hard cock up his boipussy

The Reifag is so desperate for (You)s he has to make his own thread. Kek

All he did was jerk it to a girl

I can cum to guys but that doesn't make me gay

I think you caught the gay.

He only did it out of desperation after Kaworu's death.

It parallels Misato's situation with Shinji, when she tried to seduce him after Kaji's death.

>I can cum to guys but that doesn't make me gay

user...

Do your bros also assist you for practice?

She didn't. Stop projecting

This man speaks the truth.

Yes she did

I agree, I am comfortable enough in my masculinity that I can jerk it to guys too. In fact, guys who can't jerk it to guys are the real gays.

He really, really likes women.

Doesn't that just immediately make you go flaccid? It does for hetero people. I could probably fap to a hentai trap, but thats as far as I could reasonably go.

Holy fuck, Asukafaggots are such insufferable shitposting cancer that they bring up girl wars in threads where they don't even make sense.

Fuck off Reifag

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Mayonnaise?

EoE wasn't even canon.

Fuck off fujoshit

Fuck off Reifag

Fuck off Reifag

Fuck off Reifags

Imagine going hiking with Asuka and along the way she sprains her ankle and you have to carry her back. As you walk, slowly she slips down your back, closer and closer until her soft red hair gently drapes around you like a curtain and her breath reverberates in your ear. Her hand slowly comes up and caresses your cheek and lightly leads your face towards her waiting pillowy pink lips and kisses you deeply.

Fuck off

yeah, I'm comfortable enough with my masculine heterosexuality to readily admit that I actually prefer guys.

He fapped while thinking of Kaworu

Real men fap to this shit.
Don't be a pussy faggot.

Asuka is a nice girl.

Rei is nice too

Oh god my sides.

Fuck off fujo

He was thinking of Kaworu obviously

Girls are just dumb hoes, men are in all ways superior, true masculinity is found in admiring strong alpha males

If Kaworu had tits and vag then you'd be correct

Agree, so is Shino.

Shinji is a fag so he isn't interested in those things.

>on himself
>not smearing over her body and blaming a ghost
Nah, he's pretty gay.

Checkmate atheist

>I can cum to guys but that doesn't make me gay
Nobody is this dumb

Makes sense

Son...

Screencaped

You think I don't see thought this game? My sexy eyes see right through you.

It's literally one guy samefagging.

You're almost as retarded as walk-me-home-gently user.

Applause

Who's that
Did an user tell other anons to walk him home

It's true. Fapping to guys sometimes doesn't mean anything.

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