I'm here for job interview

>I'm here for job interview

>Get out

>Hired for crash-test dummy

Wew, even the devil himself thinks this soyboy is trash.
Thats when you really know its time for seppuku.

WTF I mean WTF? How can one do this to his nose?

Nothing more fun than giving a person like that as little of the attention they crave. Really just glance with half lidded eyes and ignore and they get so annoyed.

ooga booga

>German underground gay torture dungeon
You're hired!!

>I'm here for job interview

I dunno, we have pretty high standards for the cleaners here at the fap booths

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE KOFFING OF CLEANSING

ALL LEFTISTS AND NIGGERS WILL BE GASSED IN YOUR NATION BUT ONLY IF YOU REPLY "KOFFING, I CHOOSE YOU" IN THIS THREAD

how can a person hate themself this much without arriving at the obvious solution?

>sorry I only hire Mexicans to perform menial labor for me I have no use for a social sciences major

At least he's straight edge

>"Ah! The new glory holes have arrived!"

Stop posting this shit and get a life EDGELORD

you're hired!

yikes mothafucka!
damn crackA!

>tfw even Satan hates Soyboys

Here's a broom, the mop and bucket are in the closet.

Saves me from making a general weird piercing thread...

Toss a few up here!

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Distress me and impress me,Anons!

Weak meme

> That underbite and receding hairline

Kek

I always wonder what happens to people like this when they hit there late 40s and beyond.

rotting in a coffin somewhere

Welcome to the ShareBlue team Krylax!

that fuckn nose, KEK!

Current picture.

> Sell me this pencil.

>Not hired

Capitalism has failed

jesus christ

youre doing this all wrong man

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if he can do the job then I don't care what he looks like, the moment his "appearance" becomes a reason why he cannot do his job is when he is no longer hireable.

Just 30 years ago if you had tattoo that meant that you most likely served jail time, today every teen is covered up. Judge people on performance, not their appearance because otherwise I demand return of Fat Shaming!

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holy shit i completely misinterpreted what this picture was

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WHAT THE FUCK

How does he even eat without bits of his food falling out the side of his face? Looks like it'd be prone to all sorts of nasty infections too

Yeah I fat shame people all the time bro.

Now he can suck 3 dicks at once!

> Sup Forums still thinks these people go out to find regular jobs

Most of them work tattoo or piercing joints that can pay pretty well. Stay jelly.

I like the mexican lawyer, shes pretty neat.

>Goes to methadone clinic for dope gibs
>tells “roommates”(parents) he is going for job interview

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sometimes i get lost in my head that im losing sanity or something of the such
then i see people like this and its like whatever dude

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If this guy is straight edge, he would have been better off doing drugs

So what drives people wanting to look like that?

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He plugs up the sides when eating/drinking.

Think of the fun you could have with that face and one of those super strong neodymium magnets.

Hurts to think of how beautiful she could have been had she not gone and ravaged her body like that.

The world is riddled with people who are too scared to end it.

Excellent. I think we can skip the interview... you'll be presenting our classes on "Hygiene and infection control".

don't google split cock

Not sure if true but i do notice alot of degenerate pierce/tattoo freaks are straight edge.

Really make me think...they made these awful decisions while sober.

Why didn't I listen..

haha

I'd actually hire this dude because he's probably so desperate for a job that he'd make sure to perform well as to not get fired.

He still looks like a soyboy lol

This dude gets a pass for being on the x files. Fuck all these other faggots though.

dis all you have? really tame stuff. is this 2011? step up your game queer

OHHH BOY LOOK AT THE POSSIBILITIES

That's Pauly Unstoppable
In addition to clearly being a retarded freak, he's also a literal faggot.

This is what happens when you molest your children.

>these people exist

fpbp

what is the suicide rate for these idiots?

what was it that most caught your attention in the job ad?

kek

>what would you say is your biggest weakness?

"A subincized penis can be penetrated by another penis, provided the latter is sufficiently small. In some Australian cultures, one traditional practice involved the penetration of an elder's subincized penis by the unsubincized penis of a young boy who was usually under age 7. Some authors have theorized that this was the original purpose of subincision"

all cultures are equal allright

Great! We've been needing a dedicated sponge mopper for some time now!

>be proprietor of a haunted house
>save money on this guys costume
>profit

YOU'RE HIRED!

Kek'd

I never thought I'd say it, but THIS SHIT is cultural appropriation.
I don't agree with the cunts who scream it at anyone for anything and everything, but this literally is nigger tribe shit that he has no need for.

Look how proud I am of my life choices!

what would it be like dropping a shitload of acid and staring at yourself in the mirror after you've done this.

How fucking retarded do you have to be to bump shit like this. Literally grow the fuck up. Stop replying to bot slide threads. Report and sage