The important thing is that everyone notices that they've attempted to make media that once only appealed to nerdy men appeal almost strictly to women and that it was horrible.
Basically, it's only important that everyone knows nerdy women (including feminazis) destroyed Sci Fi. With that out the way they can recognise there was a sacrifice for them and they can shut up.
Jack Ross
I could have put up wih all the SJW bullshit if they even paid the slightest attention to plot and characterization. But no! We don't even get that. Force Awakens got my hopes up a little bit. Now the hope is gone.
Star Wars will still sell for quite some time because nerdy soy boys want to love it, but I can't see it being a huge moneymaker it once was anymore. The recent merchandise has seemed very shitty, and I don't expect kids to be excited about Rose action figures and Disney-EU without the iconic characters.
Eventually Disney must face the facts. Women don't buy nerdy shit like men do, and those loud SJW:s who scream for more inclusivity in games and movies aren't their paying audience.
Liam Phillips
Disney made a Disney Princess movie targeted at a rabid Star Wars fan base expecting it to sustain on the funds of SJWs.
Jordan Bell
Yep. It'll hit them in the pocketbopk eventually. Fucking vampires.
Jace Sanders
Buy the fucking Porg you shitty nerd BUY IT!!!!
Charles Edwards
Its garbage, the only good news is that kids don't give a fuck about star wars anymore and research shows most of the fans are pasty manchildren in their 30s and above.
Aaron Harris
I ate a damn Porg for Christmas dinner
Adam Bennett
This movie could've gone up a entire letter grade if they let Leia and Finn die. Those moments were some of the best in the movie and they pissed them away.
Brody Jackson
Star wars was always full of freaks. It used to be a story focus on the normal, (((chosen))) people and them united with based freaks against evil freaks
Camden Wood
You can go only so far filling bottles of cocacola with piss and expecting the brand to remain profitable. I hope you humped before hand. Thats what market research told us you filthy cheeto virgins like.
Sebastian Baker
I thought that ewoks and podracing were crude shoehorning of toy commercials in Star Wars films, but my God the porgs. At least ewons and podracing were relevant to plot. Porgs are so clear baiting of geeky female watchers to buy plushies without any other reasons of being in the film that it's fucking shameful.
Cooper Rodriguez
Right. It's like those were actual things in early drafts which were then cut because the movie had to be 110% PC instead of only 100% PC.
David Collins
When the Han Solo movie bombs, SJWs will make the argument that the movie failed because he's a white male.
Nicholas Garcia
Even (((Bloomberg))) is sounding the alarm on the returns of this film.
Basically, the people behind it at Disney have no grasp of what made Star Wars great.
There are far too many new films. The old ones were absolutely an event when a new one was released. You had to wait years and the anticipation built. They also all featured beloved characters.
The new ones are fanfiction, shit all over the old ones and the characters and lore people loved. If there's a new Star Wars film every six months how can it remain exciting and magical?
Gabriel Nelson
I would not be surprised.
Parker Johnson
That's precisely why it will not bomb (although they will pull some "muh slaverly" shit with Chewy and Lando will make a "Ha, you wipipo can't do nuffin without us!" line, guaranteed.) My father and I don't give a shit about Star Wars episodes anymore which is sad because it was always something we bonded with. We're only interested in the side films if Rogue One is an indicator of what's to come.
Ethan Sanders
Fucking great point. How can you expect people to care about a franchise when the characters aren't realistic or remotely relatable? It's almost like they consider killing the spirit of the franhise even more than money.
Josiah Green
The Solo stand alone movie is looking gud gud gud >More troubling even than the director issues are reports of an acting coach being brought in to help star Alden Ehrenreich embody the character of Han Solo. archive.is/zxlKj#selection-261.0-261.156
Juan Morgan
Yes, yes. They don't seewhat they are doing:
>be young autismo >embark down the path autists before you have laid out meticulously >you are too late SJW have made a march to the sea burning all they come across >searching.... >vidya, movies, even fucking trading card games all tainted >go super old school start reading the texts of time before >come across the ONE BOOK >It all makes sense now.........
Sebastian Evans
>leia dies >finn dies >no purple haired character >no casino subplot >no stupid hyperspace ram shit >Luke lives and redeems himself >Luke fights off both Kylo and Rey in a real lightsaber battle but is wounded allowing them to escape >Kylo and Rey join together to rule the first order leaving a cliffhanger ending >Luke trains a new jedi in episode 9
Austin Gray
Its working painfully well I might add.
Carter Ross
SJWs don't even like Star Wars. The fun for them is ruining everything that white men like.
James Green
Yeah. A child could write a better movie than The Last Jedi.
Jaxson Fisher
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Jordan Harris
Im worry that destroying ever franchise, every character, every lore, every fucking thing remotely original and beloved in fiction its just part of the plan. Hear me out. >Step 1: Destroy everything mentioned above >Step 2: Point out how the "Classics" are just not selling anymore >Step 3: Flood the market with "Progressive heroes" (Now they have no competition NOTHING ELSE EXIST) take that patriarchy >Step 4: Profit
Xavier Scott
I highly doubt Lucas would have signed off on official Star Wars Yoda butt-plugs when he had control of the brand.
Henry Morales
Pathetic
John Myers
>>adds a bland Mary Sue to the new trilogy Well duh, that is how female protagonists work in movies >Brown haired white girl >Abnormally good at anything important >Zero personality >Sought after by two very attractive men Just look at the girl from hunger games and the girl from twilight. In fact Rey is a revolutionary female movie character because she isn't pursued by two attractive men, the closest she has to a suitor is an ugly failure.
Jason Ward
I really hope these tattoos aren't real.
Luis Thomas
I always imagined the George Lucas vision of the force was the forbidden fruit in the garden of Eden.
> Disney showed us a black hole in the ground.
The force was like the garden of Eden. Full of beauty and wonder. The only rule was to avoid the temptation of one fruit. The fruit would open your eyes to the truth and the power of knowledge. The Jedi knew this power ultimately corrupts people and makes them be more practical than empathetic.
> Yep, a dark scary hole in the ground.
Practical in the sense that order does bring safety and prosperity to a galaxy and they have a point. Practically speaking, One ruler means less wars, possibly even no more wars. Right or wrong, this is what the Jedi were trying to get people to avoid. They felt that people should have more freedom to make mistakes and more freedom in their choices on how they best want to be governed. Although apparently the Jedi don't like it when a lot of people are actually for a dictatorship. I mean, the emperor didn't act alone.
> The best they could think of was a hole in the ground.
Ultimately the realization of Star Wars is that the true balance in the force isn't the Jedi beating the Sith or the Sith beating the Jedi, the actual balance of the force is neither or both. You can't stop the evil nor can you stop the good, both the Sith and Jedi tried to control the force, but the force will always return to the middle... balanced.
> Feminist Jews decided to make it a hole in the ground.
Christian Perez
>the force is female
What does that even mean? It's just another bullshit narcissistic "gurl power" statement.
Adrian Turner
Wow. Yoda, I never even suspected...
Is carbonite han one of those dicksleeve things?
Charles Parker
Women complain about everything, news at 11.
William Rogers
Anything they make with post-modern aesthetic, classic or not, will suck. That's the point.
When it's obvious, good bye post-modernism.
James Powell
Lucas literally said it's microbacteria some people have in their blood in The Phantom Menace.
Cameron Perry
Yes it is.
Christopher Long
No. The microbacteria were conductors of the force, not the force itself.
Alexander Phillips
How can you be so much of a mindless consumerist, that months before the movie is even out you've bought hundreds of bucks of Porg merchandise and get FUCKING TATTOOS?
Zachary Robinson
I think it was obvious when they started to use human Feces & Blood discharges to make "Art"
Colton Russell
is this Sup Forums? ...it must be
Brody Wood
You are not allowed to talk about progressivism on Sup Forums they either ban you or kick your thread over to Sup Forums. This just saves time but hey go open another Lauren Southern tread if you want to.
Bentley Adams
>Hello darkness my old friend
Cameron Watson
It's all for a gay fucking picture to get likes and attention via social media. It really is pathetic. There is no future.
Leo Myers
Real men don't take girls out to movies anymore, they just hookup. Only children, nostalgiafags, soyboys and their cheating gfs are still attending theatres.
The nerdy women meme didn't start until chads started playing CoD. Then girls took notice of the $$$ from twitch streaming and being a pro's GF, and now the internet is saturated with size 12 burger bitches from Vegas dressing up as a size 0 fictional korean girl in a skin tight jumpsuit.
Henry Clark
I liked how the matriarchy completely failed at everything they tried, and how the only successes were the result of male leadership. It wasn't a very political movie but if anything I see Last Jedi as a rebuke of leftist shit.
Andrew Morales
THERE WAS ONLY ONE SACRIFICE IN STAR WARS THE BLOOD OF A DYING STAR TO APPEASE THE APPETITE OF MOLOCH
Joseph Stewart
When feminists gain control of the Senate
Julian White
Do they actually say "the force is female" in the movie? That's a combination of ego and missing the point that is just beyond imagining
