LAX to LAX Thread

Who the fuck was on that plane?!

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its a damn good question. somebody important, just has to be.

Sorry, but they forced us to sign an nda.

We are not allowed to talk about the ankle braclet wearer.

Sorry.

You'll understand soon.

Was the reports of total groundings of air traffic to and from LAX true?

Huh? Quick rundown pls

yes. what the fuck are you talking about op

Nigger who tf are you?

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How about Google retards

Fug

Forgot pic

this guy?

I spy with my little eye... A North Korean Spy.

this tbqh

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MegaAnon says wait 24 hours

What the fuck is goin on. Gimme a quick rundown.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Some plane made a u turn after taking off from lax

Is that when her period ends?

Flight from LAX to Tokyo, turned back 4 hours into flight unauthorized individual on the plane, Men in Black going all neurolizer on people.

Lazy fucks. Sick of these thread starting retards not making threads with info.

youtube.com/watch?v=m3CbY2_QL_M

Pilot forgot to turn off his stove

Go talk about the blue avians mega faggot

Kek

Hey faggot, next time you start a thread
A. CHECK THE FUCKING CATALOG
B. STOP BEING A LAZY MF, LINK, INFO, EXPLAIN

KYS

been looking through twitter and dunno if shutdowns are actually happening but apparently the local news is there at LAX. maybe we will get something at some point.

Hey faggot. Shut the fuck up.

MegaAnon doesn't exist, anything else?

Expect the person detained to be the downfall of a certain political party.

Can't say much.

Beer shouldn't have that much head.

EXACTLY, why we need to wait 24 hrs

Nigger explain

NON-HAPPENING

why are you trying to tell us when we can and cant discuss shit? Fuck your Mega faggot bullshit.

The fuck garbage you spewing cunt? I just repeated what I was told. I didn't tell anyone what they can and can't discuss

Okay. Jump out your window. Fuck your namefag bullshit

Fucking delete this thread, we need to wait at least 24 hours dumbasses.

Only if you jump first

Thank you. Fucking retards sperging tf out

Come on guys NDAs are for pussies.

You owe kekistan your allegiance above all.

Spill it.

wtf spic jew explaain shitskim

look, I called my contacts at LAX. this is just a cover story. truth is that this is just one big nothing burger.

Isn't there a way we can see who was on that flight?

Then fucking spill it

Some kid without a ticket.

Common sense guys, if this was so big, why hasn’t Cernovich tweeted about it?

no one, some dipshit boarded the wrong plane.

No. They wouldn't turn a plane around for that.

Spill it

Sauce?
That fucker is sleeping

What if he was on the wrong plane?

Doubt it. (((HIGHLY))) Unlikely

yeah they would. There's all kinds of crazy problems if you land a plane in another country and the passenger manifest doesnt' match up.

So it was just one person wearing an ankle braclet?

there are no NDAs, its just a matter of someone recognizes the people who got in trouble and can name em. or wants to.

Im pretty sure running (if thats actually what this is) is illegal which means somebody somewhere is getting booked. whether that will be sealed I dunno. Im not sure who has jurisdiction. city of LA?

inb4 massive shilling.
Shareblue has been working OT tonight, every single relevant thread filled with faggots calling anyone asking questions a boomer, granny, etc etc.

Somebody said people were asked about 4 people, and had to sign NDAs this isn't just a mishap

Hilldog? King Nigger?

They would fly private.

I hope so. The news has been so boring lately.

DWS?

Plane? What plane? Aren't you tired? Go to bed

some larper that has been reading the prev threads

>why do we all have to go back...

should have thrown him out instead of returning lol

Must be

All I know is that in another thread anons were posting COMPED memes.

COMPED memes are Mossad memes.

4 hrs later, he missed his flight at LAX. You don't disrupt the other 250 passengers because of a little fuckup. When the plane lands in Tokyo, the airline tries to get the person to their destination on another flight. If it was an emergency, FAA regs say land at the nearest location, which isn't LAX.

It should be noted that if the person made it to Japan and requested political assylum, then they couldn't be extradited back to the US.

>Beer shouldn't have that much head.
AHHHHHH ITS HAPPENING

hahaha
kolin kaepernick?

Correct. Japan has no extradition treaties correct?

What if passenger X was Satoshi Nakamoto?

>conspiratards unite

>"Okay. Jump out your window. Fuck your namefag bullshit."
If you can't learn to respond to posts without worrying so much about your fragile fucking ego that you have to respond like a lowclass cunt even to people who are actually contributing to a thread on an anonymous imageboard, you can just fuck right off back to plebbit.
I am so sick of your kind. You don't lurk. You don't adapt. You expect others to adapt to you. Not going to happen. Fuck off.

Who's that?

It was el chapo

it wasnt hilary. how the hell could she get on a public plane and nobody notice it was her?

maybe its Qanon

If she gave that much head... well, u know..

Bitcoin creator.

i think he is the bitcoin rich boi

It wasn't an emergency. Landing a plane in Japan with a load of passengers that doesn't match the manifest will result in huge fines for the airline and possible detention of the jet until the matter is resolved. Less issues landing back in the USA.

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kys larper scum

Sauce?

Sort of. There is an agreement to extradite criminals, but if the person is a politician, then no they can't be extradited back to the US for political crimes. They are given political assylum instead.

Ty

Supposedly this is the passenger

and yet the kid passed through multiple checks, including computer scans if his flying pass, and visual ID inspections, didn't he?
do you think this is dicaprio in the 60s?

Interesting. Ty. ;)

She wasn't in her normal human suit.

Hawai'i is way closer than LAX. I know the airport is smaller, but it handle jumbos all the time. Why go all the way back to LA?

Nigger who you trying to kid?

Boomers are on the case! Hashtags will solve it.

Holy fug I'VE SEEN THAT MAN

United Airlines has a flight going to Tokyo departing LAX at the exact same time. Moron probably got on the wrong plane, and the people scanning the tickets weren't paying attention.

Obama's Christmas tweet used the same family picture from 3 years ago.

Really makes me think.

LOOK THROUGH WHO HASNT TWEETED RECENTLY.

SHIT IS POPPIN OFF

Oh ffs. BAKA

>implying you aren't part of the project chanology epic fail guy mask wearing eternal cancer

Hillary did. Who am I missing?