HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, I don't know how to respond to this, WASHINGTON POST
In what was an unprecedented revelation with drastic global ramifications, today,Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference, Mueller teary eyed and exhausted said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" could be heard from the streets.
In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress and subsequently sliced his abdomen open in what appeared to be a katana sword
There is no comment from the white house, but it is reported that furniture has been darted across the facility and racial profanities uttered
Literally the poorest excuse for a shoop I've ever seen. Post a fucking webpage link that we can visit at home.
David Stewart
fake and gay, that would be front page news.
Blake Ramirez
Get out of here with this fake news This isn't proof that Trump did anything wrong
Jeremiah Foster
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Jace Kelly
>No source Nigger.
Daniel Adams
Damn.. CTR / Shareblue is hiring some dumb motherfuckers these days.
Ryan Reyes
lol
Landon Ramirez
>BTC and muh alt right in one article could it be any more cancerous?
Evan Gutierrez
>Meme flag? Now I am definitely not going to read all that stuff meme flag nigger > just remembered don't answer meme flags, learn to sage fags
Eli Hernandez
faf
Jason Davis
Please kill yourself as soon as you can.
Connor Jenkins
>Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" kek'd.
Good use of your Christmas holiday to Vietnam to fuck underage boys.
Landon Clark
This isn't a shoop, dip shit. This is pressing f12.
Elijah Lopez
Did you actually visit Washington Post's website? Are you a nigger or just a nigger loving faggot?
Noah Taylor
Fake and gay.
Oliver Ward
TDS is a serious condition. Please get help at your nearest meat rending plant immediately.
Christopher Moore
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
Jose Young
That does it! I am now a Cruz missile.
Parker Mitchell
admit it's over now drumpftards you lose
Henry Garcia
Holy shit, I DO get my civil war?
> Death Ray AWOOO!
Blake Ramirez
Nigga are you retarded?
Gabriel Lewis
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William Morgan
this catalonianigger is everywhere every fucking thread
i like you
Brayden Ramirez
Fake news, Hong Man Choy. Your mother keeps her chopsticks deep up inside her asshole, for safe keeping, until she needs them to eat her fish and rice. She love me long time.
Gavin James
Even WaPo would not publish something so flagrantly retarded, and that is saying something.
Adam Young
Holy fuck, Politico just wrote and article about you OP.
Robert Wilson
wow, how retarded can u be to treat this thread seriously and ask for sources? It's just for laugh, idiots, enjoy or GTFO
Kayden Phillips
lols you hiding out in Vietnam too?
We got all the hits on them if they fucking touch Him the Donald. First we will cut the heads off their children. You aint got no fucking idea what we got in plan if they touch him.
Leo Peterson
This is it. It's over.
Austin Kelly
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS THIS IS TOTALLY VERIFIED
Parker Rogers
Based, fuck Trump. Hillary won, only rural and suburban retards voted for that orange faggot.
Eli Moore
No link. Rich people don't go to jail, not even once. Hillary isn't even in jail now that Trump controls congress and presidency, why is that? Because Trump and Hillary are the same. Just your average left/right games so that voter is stimulated. Nobody going to deport Mexicans, not even illegals, there's not going to be any wall. GOY.
Xavier Butler
>source: aids-infested anus
Owen Rogers
You did not post a pick zipperhead
Oliver Diaz
This is exactly the bullshit fantasy Hillary's butthurt backers are dreaming of but will never see happen.
Also, OP is a faggot. OP is always a faggot.
Caleb Brooks
>be vietcuck OP >sick of those couple of threads in Sup Forums that don't talk about alleged nigger superiority >gets an idea for a thread >write in the title "HAPPENING" >put picture of trump behind bars >write a long ass article >post it
BACK AT JORDAN
>be me >be bored as fuck >looking for some news on Sup Forums >see this thread with a long ass article >see if there were any links to anything without reading the thread >see no links >make a saged reply shitting on vietcuck OP
mfw the absolute state of Sup Forums
Brayden King
Is Boxing day the new April 1 now?
Tyler Morales
Give Link chink or kill yourself
Jacob Miller
nice try C50 bay chơi được lắm
Nathaniel Martin
WTF?
Oliver Ross
I’m feeling pretty sleepy. I think it’s time to get some rest. Night night time.
Cameron Garcia
I cant fathom that there are actual africans posting on pol.
Juan Russell
lurk more
Cooper Miller
Not a single link in sight. kill yourself dude
Adam Cook
you should be hanged for having such degeneracy on your computer
Gavin Phillips
>sharpens sword
Adam Carter
topkek OP, now go fuck yourself
Easton Barnes
>Jordan >Africa annon I...
Camden Diaz
What is real surprising, sudden;y there are no leaks. Surely some pro-Trump people could info that shows there is no case. Or anti-Trumpers release proof he's fucked.
