Sup
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aus/pol/ isn't a hashtag cum junkie
hello i am honorary australian now :)
What did Aussies mean by this?
Yes it is shitstain
haha sustralia
i somehow make friends with loads of you online in games so you must be doing something right
You sure are
think you can just jump into an aus pol thread without any consequences?
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Where the fuck do I get a steady job in Brisbane as a foreign backpacker scum?
Just wanna earn money so I can go home. Right now I'm at 10 hours per week, barely scraping by.
>you must be doing something right
>same-sex m-
oh get fucked
>muh korea ever-war
oh get fucked
>is china trying to influence australia
yes 100% yes lets burn them in piles
>asia stocks
oh who cares
>aus gran spared death
yeah nah bitch is guilty
>constant growth fails once
fukken FINALLY. can we close the borders like now?
Where do i find a woman like this
>you must be doing something right
witchcraft and mirrors
Gday ye cuntz
shes a big girl
who has the auspol discord link? the other guy always used to tag it in the posts.
it isn't here
Hobart.
Are you that insecure about your country? I'm just another human that happened to be born in a different place that enjoys making friends with people from across the planet.
I am often drunk as fuck when I make friends with aussies/kiwis. I wake up and suddenly theres a fuckload of them on my friends list.
Please be nice~
#auspol looks better than /aus/pol
am i allowed to be here?
>/aus/pol
you baiting me cunt?
only if you run your diesel engine without a logbook kiddo
These are the most useless fucking threads on the whole board. You cunts talk about sweet fuck all except whats for dinner and sooking about not having a job. Fucking piss weak dogs the lot of ya. Go get on the glass pipeys ya fucking mongs, you'd be doing something more productive than shitting up the board with another pointless thread. Fucking dole scabs, fucking goon addicts. Go pull some doughys in maccas carpark fuck ya, bunch of festy cunts fuck off. Go cry about this country turning to shit then post your fucking dinner on Sup Forums, useless fucking rock spider soft cock cunts
>tfw at the beach in Durban and looking east towards Australia Fair so far out of reach
I need a decent boat to cross the Indian Ocean and invade Perth.
What's for dinner mate?
just hop on a passing garbage island and wait until it lands where all garbage islands go
Oceania
BEGONE CHINK
/aus/pol is better than aus/pol/ that's just pathetic.
Nigger detected
snipin's a good job mayt
>REEE I WANT TO SHITPOST BUT THE SHITPOST DENSITY IN THE LOCAL QUADRANT IS TOO HIGH AND IT WILL TAKE FOUR TRILLIAN SHEKEROOS TO ESCAPE INTO KEKTRONIC ORBIT
we are all the same as you, DARL.
Ya mums double cheese whopper, tell her I'm bringing the big mac sauce
Fuck up cunt, dog eaters can get a taipan shoved up their arse
Try speaking english you melbourne poof
pretty much every other thread deticated to a country cant match Auspol.
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I dont think you could handle my mums whopper. Many a man have gone missing in the depths of her rape dungeon.
Inland Australia is magnificent the plates run very deep it will be super safe in case of natural disasters!
Daily reminder that boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
>Also
Had my first Uber scam today, some person tried to call ahead to a restaurant that I was to pickup a meal from and order off the menu and demand I pay the extra with the promise that I'd get paid in cash on delivery.
None of the cunts have been off the bitumen let alone to the middle.
land down under just started playing on the radio
stop your bogan magic
ham and cheese sandwich with pickle mustard
I didn't hear any language except english for the first 17 years of my life. You are clearly just another grumpy city person unable to share your meagre lot with others. I will scream "Open Borders for Australia!" from my tasmanian mountain pass onto the whole internet, I will trick a thousand cunts into fucking up your mainland scum of an island?
Why? because you hate us and you're not even white up there.
Aussies Can't Shitpost
>Aussies Can't Shitpost
Aussies Can't Shitpost
>Aussies Can't Shitpost
Aussies Can't Shitpost
>Aussies Can't Shitpost
#PunchInTheTurnbull
Craiglist or at a Coles checkout.
lads when i take a piss its clear with a slight fluorescent green tinge, can anyone diagnose me?
yes.
shit get
(You)
>fluoro pee
pharmajew problems not my problems stop drinking omni
Are you taking medication? i have learnt my lesson with pharma drugs, still alot of others havnt.
hey man, its okay for you to express your freedomb of speach but why do you have to come here to our own safespace thread and bully us.
sure we've been a little down with our bentz over the last few days but thats no reason to spread hate amongts a mostly pieceful group of pppl just looking for a good time in a lonely and dark world, thanks for ur time
from where?
Just go to the Border Force office and tell them you're a useless piece of shit and need to bum a ticket home before you shit up this country. I'm sure they'll be happy to fuck you off.
i take a swisse multivitamin and thats it, am i consuming excess nutrients that will just get pissed out?
Mozambique
Everyone knows the left can't meme, and Australia is cucked as bad as France. They're the inbred losers and criminals cast out of Europe... What would you expect?
im pretty sure its something like 3 years your not allowed back in if you go and bum a ticket of the border force.
More likely there is a dye in it that your pissing out.
Fucking brutal
>Tfw scared
WALLOP
probably
Which rock did you crawl out from under, cunt?
/cric/ owns /auspol/
I hate to interrupt wild Australians during a breeding ritual
but there is a severe lack of shitposting in this AUSTRALIAN thread
that dudes fucking green
wait a sec, pic related...
I'll fucking put on my explorers hat and go captain cook on that thrashed gash don't you worry about that
Last I heard they were sending the somali skinnies in your direction too mate better prep those forests because the natives are coming
Get a load of this cunt taking about shitposting like he knows what he's talking about. Shitposts arent made of sugar, guns and interracial porn m8
thoughts?
watching the big brainiac bash
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>shitting up the board
Having an actual shit whilst reading this.
>but there is a severe lack of shitposting in this AUSTRALIAN thread
theres no point pissing into an ocean thats already 100% piss
Reminder that
B I G
S T R O N G
N E W
S O U T H
W E L S H M E N
are playing against England so their BBL performance can be forgiven.
good.
show me an ocean that 100% piss, because id show you a whole lot of piss, not an ocean, becuz an ocean has to be like salty and with fish mate, ya fuckin wombat
Going in the copypasta file.
>vego
I bet you get enough meat in you to make up for the lack of protein
should i kill myself
ELITE post
thats a good question.. really made me think
Psychologically Cooked
whats everyones new year resolutions?
Ah shit mate, didnt realise big bash had started!
>needing a new years resolution to want to make a change in your life
found the female
kill more kangaroos
>I hate to interrupt wild Australians during a breeding ritual
Of course a yank goes and displays his cuck etiquette. You dont interrupt tyrone when he's pounding out reparations from ya mum either
In Melbourne on Saturday at 3pm I saw two men holding hands, buck naked. One was white, one was black.
The black man had his cock covered in gold
Whenever someone says Australians aren't doing it right, I think of that golden cock
There is only one Country that would allow that freedom
try it
Yes
Ever since I was little I've had this fascination with ants. Ants really get my motor running. The thought of thousands of them crawling all over my body and my dick just biting the shit out of me gives me a goddamn head rush. Sometimes I like to imagine a world where I can walk outside and just fuck an anthill and all the little ants start to freak out and attack my invading member, but it's already too late, I'm on all fours and just going at it. Raping their home into a pile of rubble and then drowning their queen in my thick semen.
Good day for cricket lad, England actually put up a fight and Cook scored a 100. Quite interesting 2bh.
>nofap
>quit cigs
>quit hookers
>stop being angry and hateful 24/7
that wasn't gold mate that was shit, it just had gold leaf in it because poofs drink that vodka with gold in it
heres a aussie SIG discord for all you newfags to join, pic related
What does pol think of dating half black half white women? I've been dating one for a while. Does the dark cancel out the light? Would my 3/4ths white kids have a chance? Pic related, I don't want this to be my kid.
What was the objective truth about Ned Kelly? Hero or menace?
BASED
WALKGOD
if it bleeds, i can kill it