Tesco sells turkeys that are already out of date - not at a reduced price either. Some claim the turkeys smelt of bleach, implying that the meat had already gone off before packaging and the supplier tried to solve the problem. Many people felt sick after eating the turkeys and tesco has apologised.
Nothing wrong with a slightly off turkey. Cook it thoroughly and have a couple shots of vodka and you'll be fine.
Matthew Gomez
turkey is gross in general. your OP looks absolutely disgusting.
Liam Gomez
So they make sure you pay a fucking fee to watch TV and then they let the corporations sell you rotten meat. GOOD FUCKING JOB NANNY STATE >Britbongistan You should have bought some Halal food. Allah knows it would have been flawless.
Turkey is absolutely fucking disgusting and anyone who eats it ever for any reason deserves poisoning. It makes me fucking sick that it is considered food.
>Can the free market be trusted with supplying food? >Librarians and Ancaps on suicide watch. So government regulation fails and somehow this is the market's fault? The blinding logic of statists on show for all to see.
Jose Wood
As someone who worked at Tesco I must say they are scummy as fuck
Grayson Long
Who the fuck buys boxed frozen turkey for Christmas.
Nicholas Bennett
You realise the majority of Europe has a TV license?
Carter Campbell
We pay so much in taxes what difference does it make what the money supposedly goes and doesn't go to or what's supposedly 'free' and what's not 'free?'
Henry Myers
better than shitalian food
Christopher Green
>Turkey is gross in general
This.
Why do we believe we need to eat this dense, dry bird every Christmas? It's not even a long established Christmas tradition for Britain - goose, chicken, ham or beef would be more appropriate.
People stress themselves to death cooking a horrible meat that nobody enjoys even when cooked properly. Personally the only good bits of an average Christmas dinner are the roast potatoes, carrots and the chipolatas
Jason Gomez
>tfw had Beef Wellington this year
To be fair though I don't mind turkey too much as long as it's cooked correctly which it rarely ever is
James King
Turkey is one of my favorite foods. It tastes a lot better than chicken which has almost no taste at all.
Charles Murphy
>Can the free market be trusted with supplying food? >britain >free market Don't make me fucking laugh, you faggots can't even get out of the EU which is central planning at it's finest. You can't blame what happens on a free market when you don't have one.
Matthew Young
Why would you buy your turkey from that shit tip?
Michael Peterson
I never understood why we need to get turkeys,we are all about roast beef,salmon,chicken venison haunch,pork Why turkey?
Jeremiah Parker
We eat turkey in the US too, shithead.
Jose Adams
I worked for Tesco. Me an some of the other lads used to stick out fingers up are arses and wipe em on the meats before they were packaged, Enjoy!
Camden Myers
Who buys turkey from Tesco? Shit tier supermarket.
Charles Richardson
the breast is the worst part of the turkey, and there isnt even skin on that thing
i wouldnt buy that if it were fresh and untainted with bleach
Blake Perez
>in tesco on tesco WiFi >blocked from that page Kek.
Easton Price
I don't understand how anyone can live in the UK. There's a reason why your forefathers left that shit hole and occupied better land with prettier girls.
Parker Russell
hard to pity people for buying that shit. You don't have butchers in your town to buy actually fresh meat? You don't have a nose to smell the meat before cooking it?
>Can the free market be trusted with supplying food? -Yes! Can people be trusted not to gulp down everything without checking if it it fresh and then die like idiots? Or use the free market and not buy from large chains? -No But that is evolution I guess.
Charles Rivera
That's what you get for voting Brexit. No more takeout for you racists in the UK!
DAY OF THE JELLIED EEL SOON!
Levi Morgan
bleaching meat is an american practice
Logan Turner
>eating Turkey instead of Goose for christmas retards
Landon Edwards
Turkey can be kinda dry so you have to brine it. I'm not sure why this is such a hard concept for people to grasp. My family and I are from Russia, and I have never eaten a better turkey than the one my mom makes. Seriously you dumb fucks, brine your goddamn turkey or you're coming to my house for Thanksgiving dinner.
Joshua Mitchell
Oy. You can't eat a turkey if you got no sharpy forks.
Save a life from food poisoning, bin that knife.
Lincoln Long
There are people eating potato salad with sausage on Christmas . Eating turkey is far from the worst choice.
Levi Richardson
Did you see the christmas meal thread? Robots migrated over there for the day.
Juan Collins
turkey looks dry as shit in the packaging photo. its also only a turkey breast.
why the fuck would you buy this shit? just buy a whole god damn turkey and season/stuff it yourself.
Brayden Smith
>Libertarians and Ancaps on suicide watch
You must be absolutely retarded if you can't see that this perfectly proves our point about the benefits of free-market. Tesco has shown that it provides terrible products, switch over to a different brand. If the government where to provide expired turkey you wouldn't be able to do anything but complain.
Sebastian Jenkins
Can SOMEONE please explain to me what series of events led Brits to believe that eating turkey on Christmas was a good idea? We barely even eat turkey for Christmas here, where we have wild turkeys. Most people just have a ham.
Jace Martin
Who tf eats turkey on Christmas even? Thats strictly Thanksgiving food
Noah Lee
They consume our media and want to emulate what the television Jew tells them American life is. Don't most Europeans eat goose or duck for Chrsitmas. Also, user is right about Christmas hams here. Wild Turkeys are nasty though man.
Jacob Walker
>disliking eel pie Authentically repugnant actually
Levi Thomas
I hate capon
Ian Cox
Yes actually. It's an Edwardian thing, or maybe late-Victorian? Englishmen used to eat goose for Christmas, but turkey was cheaper and had more meat per bird (which was how they were sold at the time) as well as more meat per pound weight of untrimmed bird (which is the issue now). Most people have always been poor so of course they were happy to get a bigger more satisfying Christmas meal for their money (not that this is the same reason people buy turkey from Tesco now instead of getting it from a decent poulterer or general butcher, the people who have been fucked by this and are complaining are overwhelmingly not those well off enough to buy a whole bird at butcher's prices), and for that reason turkey became a popular replacement for goose and gradually took over.
Wyatt Ramirez
I am more of an intestines with salt and vinegar guy.
Evan Wilson
Those meals make me sad.
Liam Evans
Oh that makes sense.
Jayden Foster
Oh shit son.
Ayden Ortiz
Quit being a poor nigger and get both. We smoke a turkey and have honey baked ham (home made, not lazy nigger store bought).
Jonathan Garcia
> Only one supplier Nah mate we've got tons. If one sells bad shit you can never do business with em again. Wanna chat about Monsanto?
Xavier Ortiz
Wasn't there a case years back when someone shat in a Tesco value mousse?
Robert Barnes
Shit like this is why I could never live in America, the food seems so fake and plastic I wouldnt feel safe even if I were to grow my own products, God knows what they do to them seeds
Ryder Bailey
>TESCO POISONING ALL THE NON-HALAL MEAT
DAS RITE YA BLOODY KUFFARS, HOW U LIKE DAT WITEBOYS
Benjamin Clark
I'm a retard, didn't know this was Britain. I guess it's an anglo thing
Ryder Stewart
Hold on brother. Our halal turkey bacon we put on deluxe chicken kebab needs turkey. This just became a hate crime.
Thomas Campbell
Good. I hope pajeets and pakis get those.
Isaiah Morales
>Personally the only good bits of an average Christmas dinner are the roast potatoes, carrots and the chipolatas
I don't care what anyone says, brussels sprouts are god-tier when done properly.
Jason Taylor
>dry bird if you know how to cook it won't be dry you cheflet
Brayden Cruz
>with black pepper sprinkle as if that is some kind of luxury, fucking kek
Jackson Rogers
Dude Brexit is hitting them hard
Thomas Walker
What? you have to go over hell if you want to be a Tesco provider (rules, certifications, best practices) but they sell out of date turkey over there to make like 5 cents of profit...
Kayden King
>BRITISH CUISINE IS SO GARBAGE THEYRE WOWED BY A BIT OF OLD IRRADIATED LOWEST GRADE PEPPER
GOOD PEPPER LIKE FRESHLY CRACKED ORGANIC TELLICHERRY AROMAS UP THE WHOLE ROOM
Kevin Perez
>tesco imagine my shock. they did the same thing with pizza like 10 years ago and were sucessfully sued for it.
Evan Young
Didn't they also have the horse meat fiasco too, or was that someone else?
Camden Hernandez
The telescope people?
Sebastian Harris
I'm rather fond of Yorkshire pudding, sweet potatoes and cranberry sauce myself.
Joseph Flores
>Nothing wrong with a slightly off turkey. Cook it thoroughly and have a couple shots of vodka and you'll be fine.
This is why I love Nigella Lawson.
Kayden Cox
That was them,and a bunch of other retailers to be fair.
Sainsburys font.
Morrisons sell halal turkers for Christmas. They can fuck off, never shopping there ever again. And Tesco with their 'Everyone Welcome' instead of 'Merry Christmas' can fuck right off.
Wyatt Reed
>Morrisons sell halal turkers for Christmas. >And Tesco with their 'Everyone Welcome' instead of 'Merry Christmas'
How do we save England?
Samuel Wood
a challenger appears
Bentley Mitchell
Tesco...
Freshly WHAT?
David Garcia
Literally brainlets who doesn't know how to cook, the trick to cook turkey is kill it just 24 hrs before eating it, you don't buy frozen meat/food unless you are retarded.
Nicholas Allen
Pakis in the supply chain.
Noah Ramirez
His whole fucking point is that it's more common here than there you absolute nigger
David Sullivan
Harry just chose the whitest American in existence
Jack Carter
It was Findus frozen food. Happened in factories on the continent but was shipped every where