Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Ignore the Shills edition

GroKo talks start in January
Majority of Germans prefers GroKo over minority government or reelection
Parliament uniting against AfD, the only party whose members are actually present

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
streamable.com/bv0n4
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=R6FfIxfeIBk
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=9Ve6Jnm2UTY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>fake Höckecaust memorial trolled
youtube.com/watch?v=qktW2-h3kNM

>Einzelfallmap:
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US&ll=49.59415871264955,15.439837295117286&z=6

>Jewtube videos (commentary, AfD shitposting and aesthetics):
youtube.com/watch?v=orLKEQxao_w
youtube.com/watch?v=XQDMIZv-MZY
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA
youtube.com/watch?v=sF01_7oOffw
youtube.com/watch?v=K-QQ1-52jCA

>Kraut/pol/ OP dump
pastebin.com/twpCkZG3

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw

>old thread

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/de/comments/7mh4rj/streit_unter_jugendlichen_15jähriger_ersticht/
youtube.com/watch?v=qiIHLuE-Vkg
focus.de/politik/ausland/wichtige-verbindung-zu-den-usa-starke-russische-u-boot-aktivitaet-was-putin-im-nordatlantik-vorhat_id_8124458.html
youtube.com/watch?v=CpasSV_mw2o
youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selbstauflösungsrecht
picresize.com/
heise.de/download/product/image-resizer-59304
krautchan.net/
tagesschau.de/inland/kokainschwemme-deutschland-101.html
tagesschau.de/inland/stasi-unterlagenbehoerde-105.html
tagesschau.de/ausland/syrien-ghouta-evakuierung-101.html
tagesschau.de/inland/gabriel-groko-101.html
youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
ddl-warez.to/download/334658/Adobe.Photoshop.CS6.Extended.v13.0.Portable/
youtube.com/watch?v=HR3poZoBZr0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Guudn Abend

No worries, r/de mods will clean those comments really good.

who else here /Schirmabteilung/

c-checking in

Kraut/pol/ thoughts on russki nuke test?

Wiebkeposting

n'abend

upvote this thread
reddit.com/r/de/comments/7mh4rj/streit_unter_jugendlichen_15jähriger_ersticht/

SCHIRMSTAFFEL

youtube.com/watch?v=qiIHLuE-Vkg

I'm more worried about the subs

focus.de/politik/ausland/wichtige-verbindung-zu-den-usa-starke-russische-u-boot-aktivitaet-was-putin-im-nordatlantik-vorhat_id_8124458.html

nice oc

its like i really am on reddit
wow

Shut it down, the homos know!

someone explain schirm meme please
>mfw post-apocalyptic dream finally comes true

lol someone need to make Sup Forums and antifa edit of this one....
youtube.com/watch?v=CpasSV_mw2o

die schirme hoch!
eremitage in bayreuth

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like this one
youtube.com/watch?v=2--RFShkusw

oh, so we actually do have filthy feggitors in our threads

Told you we got fucking r/de fags lurking here

It was posted before I put the link on here

Some Bernd was asking if there is any good, legal weapon that he can get to defend himself from Tütenweine and one Bernd said "take an umbrella" and another Bernd found a link to a special "self-defense" battle-hardened umbrella that you can beat people with and from there the Wasser-SS and the Schirmstaffel appeared.

some people are able to shitpost on more than one site

I see, thanks.

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>Bernd

>reddit
>shitposting

Why would AfD voters rate a big coalition as very good? Makes no sense.

more information regarding this matter?

holy shit i miss harry so much

- CDU, SPU lose voters
- Oppositionsführer

my body is ready.

How ironic would it be if the russia-nato war saves us from the refugee problem. In no way those leeches are going to stay if shtf

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That shadow hand on the bottom right looks familiar...

no fucking way....rofl

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Why does our government have no possibility to call for new elections? Fuck this Bundespräsident bullshit.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selbstauflösungsrecht

*parliament not government

>A hand
yeah its totally not her holding the phone to take the photo.
Nigga that's her casted shadow across the acre

I will upload more later.
>no png. 4chink dont want a 8.2 mb file...

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Weimar

>reddit.com/r/de/comments/7mh4rj/streit_unter_jugendlichen_15jähriger_ersticht/
"Nicht wenn er die Klinge studiert hat"

>Unterwerft euch der Schirmabteilung, ihr Untermenschen!
youtube.com/watch?v=qiIHLuE-Vkg

wiebke was my first girlsfriend name

>forgot pic

Wir lassen uns nicht als chop-suey-neger darstellen. :P

naiz

juse this picresize.com/

or this
heise.de/download/product/image-resizer-59304

didnt you see the SLAP vid?
like this
>problem solved

>Kraut/pol/

so now we're making a general for this fucking e-celeb drama? can't you fuck off to reddit with these jewtubers. no one gives a shit. mods mods mods.

>American reading comprehension

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Ah yes, I hope this tales off.
I am gonna see if I can job a little somewhere, and afford me a nice KampfSchirm.
Me and another user came up with the idea.
I linked to some articles about legal weapons.
I soon stumbled across the umbrella and posted it here.
Then the other user cae up with the funny name and (maybe yet a different or the smae) user made a few funny photoshops.

Also:
>Bernd
Just kidding, is operation revive KC a go?

#######Go here guise, this is an awessome image board :DDDDDD######
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Sorry, m8, absolutely illegal in Cuckmany.

Germanons what are the chances of you getting a Hungary/Poland/Austria style government?
I understand its not possible right now, but could you turn the tide with a reelection looming?

>Reviving Kannackenchan

A re-election wouldn't change much but I guess by 2025 we will have a right government

Not really...

It will take some time, but eventually it will be reverse '68 revolution in the years to come. mark my words

+++ KRAUT/POL/ NEWS +++ (gesponset von den öff. rechtlichen, gesponsert von uns)

>In der SPD spielt Sigmar Gabriel derzeit keine Rolle. Auch im Team der GroKo-Sondierer ist kein Platz für den einstigen Parteichef. Das hindert ihn aber nicht daran, Bedingungen für eine neue Koalition mit der Union zu formulieren..Parteifreunden geht Gabriel längst "auf den Senkel".
>Er ist der zweitbeliebteste Politiker der Republik ... WTF?!

>Der Zoll und die Polizei in Deutschland haben in diesem Jahr so viel Kokain sichergestellt wie nie zuvor. Auch weltweit wird nach Informationen des NDR immer mehr Kokain beschlagnahmt. Das BKA vermutet hinter der Kokainschwemme eine Strategie der südamerikanischen Drogenkartelle.
tagesschau.de/inland/kokainschwemme-deutschland-101.html

>27 Jahre nach der Wiedervereinigung bleibt das Interesse an den Stasi-Akten groß. Im laufenden Jahr beantragte im Schnitt alle zehn Minuten ein Bürger Akteneinsicht. Seit Bestehen der Stasi-Unterlagenbehörde waren es 3,2 Millionen Anträge.
tagesschau.de/inland/stasi-unterlagenbehoerde-105.html

>Das Leben im syrischen Krieg ist derzeit nirgendwo so schwer und grausam wie in der Region Ost-Ghouta, sagten die UN. Darum sollen wenigstens die Kranken in Sicherheit gebracht werden. Doch nahezu tägliche Angriffe machen dieses Ziel fast unmöglich.
>....Nach den ersten vier sollen die nächsten Einwohner offenbar im Laufe der kommenden Tage aus der Rebellen-Hochburg herausgebracht und in Krankenhäuser nach Damaskus gefahren werden.
tagesschau.de/ausland/syrien-ghouta-evakuierung-101.html

Fuck off memeflag
This be Kraut/pol/ and not Trout and Pee drama spergout

by 2025 there won't be enough whites left for a democratic takeover

Well, we could use it to operate raids and such, as it isn't bound by (((Sup Forums))) rules.

Jokes aside, raiding is banned here, so a different "base" would be nice.

maybe germans are more sensitive when habbening

Link für Sigmar Gabriel
tagesschau.de/inland/gabriel-groko-101.html

couldn´t believe that Sigmar is beloved
according to "Spiegel" everybody seems to like him

Though the drama IS fun to follow.

>by 2025 there won't be enough whites left for a democratic takeover
stop larping our demographics aren't that bad

ACHTUNG, Baby

Lichtmesz on Milleniyule

>youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
>youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
>youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw
youtube.com/watch?v=CMvvZk4MBaw

>he thinks the official numbers are real

just take a look at the streets sometimes to see the truth

Hope its not to late by then.
In the last years you have been a shit-Tier Burden to Europe, but an Visegrad Style Germany would be great

UPBOAT PLEEEEEESE :-DDDDDSS

Thanks,but i'm dumb because PS could do the same...

also...pic related, very apt

>Frank-Walter Steinmeier
>71%
NUKE IS ALREADY, REEEEEEE

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Reddit is horrible.
They just banned me for not the the slightest offense (I linked to the PKS). How can the mods even do this?

I mean, don't they understand, that they are literally oppressing the truth because it conflicts with their ideology?

>communist
>stealing from capitalists

like pottery

I'd fucking give him a Hitler salute and ask that faggot if it offends him.

if you use Photoshop you need to press
STRG+SHIFT+ALT+S

then you have the mask to save optimized for web

well yeah that's what they do.

The point is that reddit has a much bigger audience in Germany than /pol. It would be good to reach people there, but apparently the censorship there is just to massive.

The.Left.Can't.Meme

weidel not even on the list
oooh you lousy liers

Is there a website where I can download PS without gettting caught and without having to have like 5 proxies?

We are a strong breed, Germany will not perish in a 1000 years.

But a strong and proud Germany would be of great value for the whole of europe.

>STRG+SHIFT+ALT+S
fingers ... b0rken

just NEVER load illegal stuff from torrent

boerse.to (anmeldung mit wegwerfemail)
ddl-warez.to/download/334658/Adobe.Photoshop.CS6.Extended.v13.0.Portable/ ohne
ist aber einfacher wenn Du dir jdwonloader vorher installierst (12 parts)
und dann lade dir von video2brain die tutorials runter

I want to say something About the Kaiser but you're probably sick of me right now.

In other news... what goes around comes around

So, uhm, I think I'll just use GIMP for the time being...

Is the website you linked for the tutorials, is it legal to download them?
I just installed GIMP now, is it much worse than PS, how hard is the transition?
Pic related.

Ayyyy, Kaiseranon!

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I just re-installed PS CS4 a few days ago to make some Kraut/pol/ Christmas Stuff , i dont remember all the shortcuts...so thanks for the tip.

pic is fake

youtube.com/watch?v=HR3poZoBZr0
starting from 30 seconds
i really hate the actor and the fact that this is a kaiser bashing movie but the synthesizer when looking through the binoculars
>feels

how are you kaiseryank?

wow what a racist

:D Gewöhnungssache

Bekommen werdet ihr mehr GAS!

(I know the pic is fake)

How is nobody pointing out, that he couldn't know that it was foreigners. Or did he ask them for their passports?

welcome

Tfw no one acknowledges your shitpost.