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>27
>make $150k a year
>sex with gf 2-3 times a week
>/fit/

Who Chad-Sup Forums here?

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> be 30
> overweight
> grocery store employee
> gf is fat, don't usually feel like having sex
> mostly drink and beat off to /gif/
> pop over to Sup Forums to blame Jews for my shortcomings

>29
>make 200K+ on a good year
>Sex with wife few times a month
>in good shape but not exactly fit

Still so empty inside he tries to brag about it on Sup Forums.

mfw

>>female
>>make $180k+ a year
>>Single
mile run every am. Haven’t broken a hip yet!

>female
>can't greentext

checks out

>19
>6 foot 2
>150lbs
>brown hair
>blue eyes
>caucasian
>electrician
>license plate - d6f rt5g
>debit card - MasterCard 5462 8766 9854 1234
>security code 535
>Ssn - 2463-986
Am I a chad¿

nice

Kek

>18
>5'6
>100kg
>make $200 a fortnight
>masturbate daily
I am chad

Kek

>sex with gf 2-3 times a week
>not 2 or 3 times a day
Sorry buddy. She's probably cheating on you. Also how the fuck can you consider yourself /fit/ if you don't have the energy to bang her 3 times a day?

Those threads have always been the worst on all of Sup Forums. Hell, even the fucking mlp flood a few years back on b wasnt that bad.

>65
>6 shekels a week
>4 foot even
>Sex with your GF twice a week
>nu/fit/

>40
>manager at Wendy's
>single, porn
>barely fit

>48
>dad of 4 adult children and grandpa of 3 grandkids
>my old lady, two sons and myself, have a annual household income of $221k
>I have sex with my wife 8x+ a week (60% is fast oral) and I've eaten her ass, for almost everyday, since 1992
>oh yeah, I'm fuff (fat + buff [similar to Joey Fatone])

>25
>1 million in savings
>make about 50-75k with stocks a year sitting on my ass
>no gf and no friends
>never go outside
>never even been outside of my own state

enjoy the stank puss

>1 million in savings
You're fucking up if that's in a (((savings account))). Don't be a nigger; invest your money.

...

I also fuck your gf 2-3 times a week, nigger.

>26
>never had a job in life
>kissless, dateless, hugless virgin
>no friend since 2008
>feel bizarre

ITs more like when Patricians come back to Rome after conquering barbarians to enjoy an ovation or perhaps a triumph to remind the plebians of the glory of the patrician lifestyle.

I'll be your friend

>I've eaten her ass, for almost everyday, since 1992
I hope I can have this kind of a deep relationship with my wife one day.

thanks for the free Christmas gift

>29
>£8.50 per hour shitty-but-its-rewarding job
>live at home still
>23 year old anti-feminist girlfriend takes home 49k
>gets drunk and threatens to fuck me with a strap-on
>makes me get rid of spiders to preserve what's left of my masculinity

My life has not gone to plan. At all.

Have 12 kids user

>34 years.
>Broke
>living in council estate
> Married to sweet hapa girl

at least I'm off the booze and drugs now

>none of them his seed

surely this can't go on like this indefinitely, somethings got to give – there's no way this won't end disastrously... eh brb wizchan.org/all/

maybe she was too clever by half and it was some sort of joke about age

>30
>gf is 19
>fuck 2-3 times a day

Am I a Chad?
[spoiler]Lost my virginity last year lol[/spoiler]

How do

nah, I mean savings as in rainy day shit. its from a house I sold 2 years ago. I was thinking of just giving it to my parents since I have no idea what else to do with it

>28
>fit
>single with my own house and truck
>around $40k year
>mfw i dont want to lock down with 1 woman right now and just hook up with randos on Tinder atm

MGTOW here

>19
>virgin
>overweight
>but im 6'2 so still get attention
>no job
>dont talk to any people around me just internet people
>my dad is my best friend

>lol
good thing she's never going to mature

>tfw my husband only wants to make love like 2 times a week because it """tires him out"""
Is he cheating, Sup Forums? ;_;

Holy fuck dude man the fuck up.

>25
>made well over 300k this year
>blonde hair blue eyes
>Married
>1 son
>/fit/

Did you go to university?

just wait a little bit longer, it'll probably work out and be fine

>26
>60K, live at home in basement, no expenses, just putting it away
>/fit/
>fucked 31 broads from tinder in 2017 and going for 32 this weekend, ghosted them all after

Great scott, how are you making that kinda money at 27? I'm due for a promotion to the 80K range this year and I thought I was doing well. I'm an accountant

are you fat or bad in bed?

all this larping is insane, you're all failures

Oh sorry sir, I meant "Kek" hahaha

Cause he's lying

>21
>Make 2 million a year
>Already paid off my math degree
>Get a new girlfriend once a month
>/fit/
>don't even pay taxes because my business is online, and my profits """come""" from 3rd world shitholes with no income tax.

>mfw this thread if full of fucking poors who make less than 1 million a year.

nice digis, but get it together bruh

You're just jelly belly your younger sister isn't going to be bragging about how you banged 32 chicks in 2017 in 2018

>2-3 times a week
low energy beta

>26
>self-employed
>wealthy family
>read and write philosophy for 6 hours a day
>make art for other 6 hours
>have sex with "non-monogamous" white women on tinder
>get out of bed at 1 pm, go to sleep at 4 am
>10/10 face
>Utter manlet hobbit

I mean, he could be a banker or something. I have some friends who work in investment banks pulling like 120k but they work 100 hours a week and put up with a ton of shit. Or an engineer with one of those gucci ass jobs I hear about

dude what am I supposed to do with that link

>sex with gf 2-3 times a week

Lol thinking having sex with the same girl 2-3 times a week is a big deal. Try owning multiple voluntary slaves dummy
PS I'm not reading through this thread but I'm sure its been said, if you have to brag about being a chad on the internet you likely are a homo

fight me bro

Give my your address and I will send one of my body guards to duel you.

Flintlock pistols or rapiers?

>fit
>bitter
>no gf
>any women I meet I treat like shit
>will never have children.
>make 30k a year
>watch anime

>>fucked 31 broads from tinder in 2017 and going for 32 this weekend, ghosted them all after
Any tips on this? I'm still figuring out girls and casual sex

>only 2-3 times a week
What the fuck bro

>sex with gf 2-3 times a week

Am I supposed to be impressed by that?

Those are rookie numbers. You need to be tagging that once/day at least.

Just whip out your benis, and start taking off her clothes brah.

I used to weigh 100lbs but am pregnant now so yeah naturally my belly is bigger. I was certainly inexperienced before I met him, maybe I am bad.

its posters like you that ruined this website and proved to me that I am to old for this shitty place.

same but less money

>18
>Tall, Blonde, Blue Eyed
>IQ of 140
>40k a year
>Long distance relationship where the girl probably does not even like me
>Alcoholic, finish a handle once every 2/3 days
>Sperg
>No real friends
>Terrible relationship with extended family
>Small dick

1) dont be unattractive. work out. dark jeans and a v-neck are always a winner. my mom always knows when im gonna get my fuck on and laughs at me because i leave the house wearing the same outfit every time i go on a date
2) go on lots of dates, never reveal your power level by talking about politics. you'll eventually get your story straight and figure out your type. i basically have the same conversation with every girl i go on dates with. blahblahblah i love spanish food tapas is great blahblahblah im so cultured.
3) alcohol always a good idea, be funny, try out some jokes and work on them
4) tinder is a numbers game. dont get attached to any of them, you will always be able to get your fuck on if you date enough girls
5) be okay with striking out. I strike out all the time. eventually you learn from mistakes and usually this means just staying neutral more or knowing when to make moves

thats all i got for now. it just takes practice my mans

If you cook them some food they have to give sex to pay you back. Works for me.

Ahem...

I did, yeah.
I actually worked in my field & made good money for a while, but felt unfulfilled - was passionate when it was a hobby, but when it became work, all the joy disappeared.

>am pregnant now
are you extra horny because of this? I'm sorry your husband doesn't have the manliest of fetishes but obviously pregnant women who larp this well are very juicy

please give me some of it

>have all this stupid crap
>still feel unfulfilled and unachieved

Is this post-Chadness? Am I destined for greater things?

Have you tried letting Ahmed fuck your wife?

This is why I never liked the "do what you love and you never work a day in your life" thing. If I do that, it becomes just like any other job, except now my favorite hobby is ruined. Do what you like, but no what you love. That way you can always have that something you love that will never remind you of work.

2-3 times a week? You pussy, tyron probably fucks her the other 4-5 times a week

This was and is still my life. Dad was my best friend but now that I'm learning about biblical numerology and kundalini energy he, and the rest of my loved ones, have forbidden me from speaking to them about it, so now I'm so depressed I can't even force a conversation, I just wept for 10 minutes because I realized that it'll never be the same between any of us again,
guess I'll die

>being Swedish in Sweden

6' 2
Scuba diver
50-70$ hr
No gf (that's why I have money)

47 / USD60,000,000 / Married, based white blue eyed kids ready to kick out the jew and make brazil great again

>are you extra horny because of this?
yes...

Wow that's pretty GAY
What are you 14?

Thanks man. I think I can work with that. My main fear of dates is be boring and running out of things to say. And I guess the part where you actually make things sexual and invite her to your place or whatever. Don't even know how to try that yet

Good idea, I gotta use that

You have probably descended into insanity. Holy shit i hope i never become you

is this meant to be satire? it reeks of satire.

tfw you're full of vigor but can't be existentially satisfied by the mundane pleasures of the modern world so you just want to use your drive to die for a worthy cause but the postmodern world removed all sense of greatness in humanity so you're stuck being mundane

Tits now bitch. I won't ask again.

>27
>Gf
Find a wife and start a family while you're young enough to really enjoy them boy.

>26
>made 600 dollars this year
>no gf
>obese

Don't remind me

what are you gonna do with it?

>tits

Yep, you pretty much summed it up

>10 billion years old
>9'10"
>$500B a hour of passive income
>10x10 inch cock
>cause multiple mind-destroying orgasms with a mere glance
>can manipulate all creatures directly
>draws power from his Dyson Sphere spanning whole Virgo Supercluster
>can travel through all 26 dimensions to infinity and back in a blink of an eye
>part of Bogdanoff bloodline
get on my level, manlets

well did she?

OH, this reminds me: let them do most of the talking. Ask them questions about what they do or stuff on their tinder profiles and pay attention and throw in some bantz and humor. women can talk about themselves all day. they arent complicated, most of them are self obsessed desu. let them do the work for you but have some common topics in your back pocket. if its quiet, throw in something like "have you travelled much" or "what kinda food do you like". I have my story straight on this spanish food shit that makes me look cultured. I talk about tapas and list off some dishes that i really like. you can use that if you want hahah. it works well on asian broads because they all wanna be foodies on instagram and yelp and shit lol. most of the stuff my spanish bro just told me and i havent even tried, im whiter than fuck

>Sex 2-3 times a week
MF I have sex 2-3 times a day when I'm in a relationship; your bitch is getting that good good from some nigger