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Is Jobin really a gofer?

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>People are actually this gullible
It is obvious that Araki is trying to give us a red herring. Makes the surprise of a Yasuho or Norisuke death by Jobin, revealing he really is the main villain, all that more shocking

Has anyone made a list of part 5 similarities yet?

>Yasuho death
>FruitDad death
Don't say these vile words, user

WIP

>your girlfriend will never beat up and drown a paraplegic for you

Dont worry Jobin-san, when Yasuho and i crush you, your beetles and cars will be safe with us.
You filthy Rock loving, gofer scum

>The Higashikata's stand naming scheme revolves around the word "King"
>Gappy is a fusion between two people
>Gappy's been adopted into the family thus will get a name with King in the title when his stand evolves
>Gappy's stand can steal attributes from an object which can be physical or even metaphorical
>Gappy's power up will have to do with this stealing mechanic
>Most Jojo stand powers are based on time (Jotaro stops, Josuke reverses. Girono removes effects from time. Johnny can cross time and space with the Spin.)
>Gappy, following this trend of time and theft, Gappy will soon be able to remove causes from time and leave the effects
>Stand upgrades to King Crimson, who had a user which was a fusion between two people.
Gappyavolo confirmed

>Both Yasuho and Trish have pink hair
>Both have feminine stands
>Both uses a pipe to beat up a small stand/user

Will they take care of the little tranny and be good parents?

Are the ovas worth watching?

IT'S ALL A PLOY
THEY'VE FOUND OUT, THEY MUST BE ELIMINATED.

Watch DIO vs Jotaro but don't bother with the rest of it. It's soulless, unfunny and has none of the charm or appeal of the original series.

WHERE THE FUCK IS KARERA ARAKI

Once Jobin dies and Holly gets the Rokakaka, Gappy will move out and live with her.Tsurugi is Norisuke's problem.

>Diavolo becomes a sailor like he originally intended in AU

make sure to add a spooky glowy eye jobin or speed king in the middle space when you're done

>Yfw you realize this entire universe is one of Diavolo's infinite deaths and right before Gappy dies, this gets revealed to us.

i guess you need more running sailors.

Will do.

Yeah, I'm currently working on cropping them out.

What about Joubin's wife and the rest of the family?

Norisuke will let her stay for a while but she will have to move on , mirroring Shinobu

Nobody remember Joubin's wife, not even himself

Daiya would easily take their memories of Jobin away for a little suckle of Gappy's dick.

>Jobin will get his beautiful, pure face brutally fucked up by Josuke

I'm literally crying, Jobinbros...

>forgetting D'Arby

pussy; real beetlefags wouldn't cry

Your time is nigh, Beetle boy.

Threadly reminder that Joubin helped bring Kaato back into the family faster so they won't be without a parent when he kills fruitdad and takes over the Fruit parlour for smuggling
Nigga's dead

Where's Joshu?
I miss nutman.

I did forget D'arby, yeah.

That was pretty good, but it still heavily suffers from Jotaro's character (and the others) being soulless shells of their former selves who you aren't as invested in. The anime handled it better.

What was the worst thing that Johnny ever did?

Cutting in line.

Nun abuse.

Actually starting to believe Valentine's lies

Trick question, because Johnny never did anything wrong, ever.

He cut in line. Fucker deserved to get paralyzed.

The correct answer.

reminder that stands ruined the series

setting danny free

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Take his brother's boots

Stealing those boots. No wonder his father disowned him

Bringing a dirty rat to the dinner table.

Those look like horrible fries.

I only want them crunchies.

>Come on, are you gonna call or fold? Say it out loud, right now! D'ARBYYYYY!

Existing.

>MUH
>DICC

The series of actions than killed all his friends and make him lose the race just to walk again
He could just forgot about the corpse and have a happy life even without legs

Shit man, that looks delicious. Just get a bottle of vinegar and you're good to go.

excellent taste doc

t.his dad

Wrong

fries or fried chicken?

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>crunchy fries
FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

Just the crunchies

Fuck off Dolomiti

post yfw Yasuho beat up a cripple

>tfw Soraya Saga is the only one that draws porn of Johnny where he actually looks like a guy

>have autistic dream of having stand powers of several stands and robbing a bank tower.
>have Khnum (change face), The World (stop time), Achtung Baby (become invisible), Walking Heart (walk on walls).
>walking up this big ass bank tower while posing (my shoes are piercing the outside walls), remember being all DIO like.
>get to top, start punching the roof with The World. Once I get through I stop time and just stuff all the bills in my pocket.
>become invisible, police walk in and I Kakoyin all of them.
>vague recollections of changing my face to police officer, fisting them with the World, stopping time, repeating as I try to escape.
>get to narrow hallway and let a police officer live. out of mercy?
>he shoots bullets at me. I stop time, but I am at the end of the hallway and next thing I know I get fucking blasted with eight shots.
>stop time again and reach officer and MUDA him.
>i feel pain, I guess I am not a vampire.
>wake up from alarm, guess I died.
Any other autists have this experience? I really did enjoy fisting the officers and one shotting them when time stopped. Wish my dream was longer.

I've really been trying to rationalize what went wrong in episode 47, while the episode before it was mostly great. I still like it, but it's just so jarring how shit like Alessi has more consistent animation. I guess they really just ran out of time and money by then. But my gripe is also that they had nowhere near enough good close-ups of DIO - who also needed a more menacing look over the plainness.
Also I hope part 5 gets some detailed backgrounds again.

what is the true man's world that ringo was talking about and how do I live it?

I can't recall the last time I ever had a dream.

IT'S AN ENEMY STAND

You have to live in a shack in the woods and shoot anyone who comes near it

ok, I can do that. I live in Wyoming so that should not be too much of a problem. can you explain what the ideology behind that is though?

Trap people into fighting you
Get yourself to believe that it's a fair duel, when really they never had a real chance
Commit Homicide
Congrats, welcome to the true man's world

What is johDai

There were several explanation of the True Man's World in the past week. Use the archive.

or is fine too. Ringo was a coward.

>four standos
>quads
Not for nothing you died, 4fag

>Muh traumatized childhood
>Muh need to be autistic and duel people to death instead of letting them leave because insecure and have to prove self
>Muh honorable duel
>Except if I'm about to lose, then I'll rewind time

Just go be a pretentious hypocrite and kill people innawoods I suppose.

Johnny x Daiya
A patrician ship

CHECKED

>yfw was not an actual dream
>was living one of the infinite deaths of diavolo

>playing Eyes of Heaven
>Valentine throws the gun
>that incredible "OH FUCK" feel when

Shit goddamn, I am rock hard right now. I don't care if the rest of this game is even more pandering fanservice, but that was a fantastic use of lore to make a point.

Valetine makes the game less shity whenever he is there. Eyes of heaven is just part 3, part 2

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Valentine gives me boners every time I see him.
I simply want to be half the patriot he is.

Why hasn't there been a stand that makes other people lose their ability to perceive stands temporarily? Or make Stands ineffective in some adjustable range? And all in exchange for zero ability enhancements on the part of the stand user? No magic powers, no super strength, he's a normal guy who makes others be normal guys for a while?

You would need to know about stands to develop a stand like that

youre right, that is very autistic

Fuck. I caught up to Jojo and now I lost the meaning to live. What do you do after you finish Jojolion?

>finish Jojolion?
AHAHAHAHHA
make theories, enjoy other series, shitpost here or on other boards

Read Araki's other works and one-shots now. Read other manga. Take up a musical instrument or something. Why do we get this question so often?

Well, some people cannot just have enough jojo, and a jojo-less life is worst than infinite death

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>Mannish Boy probably ended up becoming a serial killer when he grew up

Just broaden your horizons, there's plenty of other good stuff out there. Even if the release schedule was more frequent there's no point in obsessing that much over a single series.

Dio was the best villain and the series died with him

Black Clover is really good, I suggest it. Or maybe Boruto, the artstyle is better than jojo imo

>Most JoJo stand powers are based on time
No they're not. Stop pushing this meme. You don't understand how Josuke or Giorno's stands work, and you weren't even trying to link Johnny's power to time.

>Boruto
>Kishimoto's assistant's art
>better than Madman Araki

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Rohan has shit taste anyways.

>Dio was the best villain
Dio is the second-worst villain (which says a lot considering how great he still is.

>series died with him
Quite the contrary. The series was in Dio's shadow for too long and Araki realized this. That's why Part 6 ended Dio's legacy and allowed him to start fresh with the two best parts in the series.

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Rubber Soul Kakyoin was great

>former Speedwagon Foundation chairman
>follows the knowledge of and chaos waged by Stands
>remembers the past where they actively looked to put down aberrations from humanity like Vampires and Pillar Men, not support them
>not simply from DIO exclusively, Kira, Passione, Stand user numbers are growing every day, and situations like the Port St. Lucie Incident have convinced him that Stands are as much a threat to humanity as the sunlight-hating monsters before them
>since no genetic markers decide their existence, he will have to enter their world, with the desire to stop them, and he impales himself on one of the arrows obtained by the Foundation
>from this act, he grows Abbey Road, that develops an innate ability to mask his stand identity to others, and instead produce an aura of intimidation to those present, while devolving or weakening the effect of their stands, carrying that weight of his presence
>his ultimate attack is Golden Slumbers, which seals the power of a Stand, as well as the emotions that would awaken the Stand, at first temporarily, then in his 'The End' ascension from the second arrow, permanently
>the trade-off is he's physically very weak, and none of his stand's power is to fight, and it only works if the user can place his whole palm on the victim's face, so he charms and plots his way to his goals, plays stand users against one another, forces their hands to leave them either hospitalized enough to be vulnerable, or devoted enough to lay their guard down

>the series died with him
>all the best parts only come after he dies

Space and time are inextricably linked.

Yes, Tusk Act 4 did manipulate (or rather, ignored) time in a very specific way.

GER fucks with causality (albeit only the user's and anyone who attacks him) which also deals with time manipulation.

Josuke, I agree is a bit reaching although it DOES return things to a previous state in its history so in a way it returns an object or person back to their relative time.

That is true.

The first 3 parts are objectively the weakest.

I have a soft spot for the gang of part 3 (my favorite main cast) but that's about it