Sup Forumsnons, if you woke up the next morning in the Nichijou universe, what would you do?

Sup Forumsnons, if you woke up the next morning in the Nichijou universe, what would you do?

Make a garbage thread on Sup Forums.

Ask Izumi out on a date.

I would say "EEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?"

Blow kisses!

wake up

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Fuck the neko.

See where Mio's wooden cubes ended up next and laugh at all the trouble they cause

go steal this from Chan Mio

Salamat pagi

Symphathize with Yuuko over our retardation.

Hop on the Pussy Wagon

Pay Hakase to built me a Shinka robot and transfer my consciousness into it.

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DELET

I-Is that a fat old man doing that to her? Fuck, I don't think I want this boner.

Begin my quest for the ultimate power in the universe

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Masturbate

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Brush my teeth.

this
Haven't done this in over two months.

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Apply for a janitorial position at the school just because I want to be around the wacky hijinks when they occur.

That's always the answer in these kinds of threads.

Go to work.
;_;

Alright, I'll try deleting it. Did I do it right or did I accidentally post the imminent rape?
I'm not old and I'm not that fat. Very hairy though.

Try to wake up

Saved

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

overreact dramatically and suplex my dog

Good, I'm not the only one.

I'll befriend Yuuko.

Sleep soundly for about thirty hours then wake up and immediately fall asleep again.

I would do exactly what I'm doing in this universe

I WANNA GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD!

Remove Nano's key

That's would be the only friend I would have made in my life.

>Nichijou

Fug Yuuko. Introduce the concept of self-rule to the Japanese and watch as they abandon every inhibition that was created for them by the united states. Smuggle some uranium in too.

Kill myself for ending up in such a normal and average universe

"Why couldn't I have ended up as a cute girl in the GuP universe? Life is meaningless."

You will end up as a boy, and others will ridicule you for having such a girlish hobby for tank.

I think I have a boner
But I agree with , the image could do away with the fat-ass man's hands.
SO FUCK ALL OF YOU AND STOP JIZZING IN MY CUMQUATS. SUCC OFF.

Steal Nano's key.

Also ask Hakase to make me into a Nano.

Oh, I'd look for that kickass talking triangle crow.

Call the AU version of my crush.

>Yuuko has pubes

MUH DICK

Stalk Yuuko.