This man is a Hero. By officiating the end of the Jedi "religion", burning the sacred texts...

This man is a Hero. By officiating the end of the Jedi "religion", burning the sacred texts, he is removing the element of religion from the war. This can't get any more American.

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I miss EU Luke
He wasn't a little beta fag

enough said. saged.

Fuck off

Little miss Rey Sue took them with her. The books never burned and the Jedi can live on.

lol you dumbass

five minutes later yoda tells him the books are not what makes the jedi what they are

Chewy had them in the falcon. Screencap this

You clearly missed the books being stashed in the Falcon, then. Also, Yoda basically calling him a newfag and casually shitting all over Luke angsting so hard he ends up force-projecting himself into perma-ghost mode.

We all miss him user-chan. We all do!

He's a nazi though because he fought for the same cause as Leia his sister who was the leader of the antiestablishment populists in the New Republic which is what Trump is so clearly he's a nazi checkmate nazi.

it's a metaphor for white bugmen torching the historical natsoc guidelines that provide the answer to the JQ
Luke is a metaphor for what the Jews want to happen to all white males who still have an ember of resistance within them
impotent, useless, friendless, childless with pets/porgs as a stand-in, isolated on a MGTOW island, surrounded by pee bottles/alien walrus milk bottles, and only able to talk to other people from a distance through force projection or Sup Forums

The books are just covers, concealing a crazy Jedi porn stash.

>This can't get any more American.
I dunno. George Lucas had a legit spiritual/emotional/psychological experience when his car crashed, and that undergirded and, if you will, was the force behind the Force. The real experience that gave emotional weight to the dramatic idea.

That said, Lucas himself, in his creative decline, tried to distill out the religious/spiritual side of Star Wars with his ill-conceived 'midichlorians' idea.

That said, Lucas is one of the great creative goys in the history of Hollywood. A mixed record, but when he was on his game, he was truly a force to be reckoned with.

George Lucas, student film 1966

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Weak-ass bitch never even got to Tachi's Station to get those power converters.

Are you a fucking retard? The Jews and Catholics specifically prefer the oral tradition and teachings rather than scripture. In fact, that's one of the very things that pisses them off so much about Americans and protestants. That we cling to the word of the Bible and we cling to the word of the Constitution. They like the oral teachings better because they can change it. Adapt it. Whenever they fucking want.

You are literally a brainwashed retard. Never again. Actually read stuff and think for yourself before you offer an argument to anything. This literally the last thing they want you to do. So do it.

wow so she's a thief. way to go disney

All you needed to become a director in the 60s was a rich background and basic competency with an expensive film camera. Any kid with a phone and a ticket to his local race track can make this now.

Anyone could make star wars in 1976?

I hate Star Wars, but you obviously have zero experience with filmmaking.

BUT THE SACRED JEDI TEXTSS

Episode 3 is the best star wars film

Under the right circumstances, yes. He had a lot of help. And once the producers realised they struck gold they brought in Irvin Kershner who did it better. Star Wars IV was rough as shit.

Yoda acts crazy in this film like he did when he was TESTING Luke
It's quite clear Rian Johnson has never actually seen a Star Wars movie

The books are in the falcon anyway. You see them when the niggas getting treated and token female protagonist opens the drawer thing desk

>This can't get any more postmodern
Ftfy

They're gonna remake The Last Jedi

i am actually disappointed that you faggots still sponsoring jewllywood.

thou shalt not worship false idols
the bugmen were warned not to do shit like this
i look forward to the nanobot locusts of revelation dissolving their screaming faces into inanimate grey goo

>This man is a Martyr. By officiating the end of the Jedi "religion" for agnostic white males, burning their sacred mythology, he is encouraging a return to Christian faith. This can't be any more unintentionally-harmful to Zionist goals.

Overall: 2/5, it was a movie
>Story: 1/5, no idea
>Direction: 1/5, (crickets...)
>Editing: 0/5, no editing
>Social commentary: 5/5, abound
>Acting: 4/5, mostly contrived but fitting
>CGI: 3/5 industry standard

This would not have fit the bill for a scifi flick without SW liscencing in any era or in any country. For Disney standards, it was abysmal, for Star Wars standards it was abhorrent. A decent editor could have made the movie 30 minutes shorter with more clever sequencing. For a more entertaining version of Star Wars, try the prequels.

I had never seen that before, thanks user. Not bad. How many cameras? Aerial shots, overtaking shots, fixed cameras.

deep

Rough. A lot of mistakes. They were under pressure to get it finished. For the most part it still stands up. Effective.

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Also, Luke didn't burn that shit down, Yoda did. He didn't want Luke to know the books were gone.

The purple haired Rambo bitch warping the cruiser into the dreadnaught was p dope

35 year old virgin here.
The strategy is working.

user this is a very interesting theory, I think you may be more right than you realize

This makes more sense than that entire wretched movie. Fuck.