Well, if you're here, you are obviously a lonely creep looking for love. The only choice left for you is an anime girl. Well, no need to fear, for I have a step-by-step guide.
1) Lose all shame you've ever had: It takes 0% shame to have a public waifu. If you have ANY shame, then you'll kill yourself after the first day.
2) Go for girls within your league: If you're overweight... go for thicc chiccs. (or stop eating McDonalds) If you're under 16, go for lolis. If you're a cancerous fuckface who dwells Sup Forums and likes little kids, go kill yourself.
3) Stop reading that shitty yaoi: What fictional girl would want a gayfag as her bf? A tumblrchicc?
4) Take her on dates: There is a 100% chance you'll get a succ on the first date.
5) Marry her after the 10th date: If you survive 10 dates... you are obviously the exception in the weeb-base. Your relationship with her is stable, unlike 99% of the other weebs' relationships with their waifus.
5) Why are you reading this: Go get friends... get a real girlfriend... If you like anime chiccs, I reccomend checking out asian girls. JUST DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN POLLUTING THE INTERNET WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
Eli Peterson
Is this a copypasta?
Charles Kelly
tl;dr
Julian Ramirez
>154716635 No. I hope it becomes one.
Jordan Gonzalez
Kill yourself.
Robert Ortiz
I already drank up all the bleach
Alexander Murphy
Keep trying
Xavier Roberts
but daddy... my lust for you is unbreakable.
Ayden Cooper
homo king of cock garden
Gavin Campbell
>3D over 2D You pleb, 2D girl is best girl. BTFO, normie
Michael Bennett
I want to put my huge shaft in you
Isaac Russell
>normie Kill yourself.
Elijah Roberts
Your little butthole makes me erect... I so want to feel the flesh against my boner...
Landon Morales
Kill yourself.
Hudson Hernandez
You first. Then I will. Then we will fight in the afterlife.
Adam Brooks
>be me >be 19 >horny af >my arms were amputated when I was 10 >imsohardrightnao.png >i decide to get help >there's this hot girl next door >10/10 would fuck >she touches my cucumber >she pulls out some vinegar >marinates it for a couple days in a barrel >she pulls it out and begins tickling it >"That'll be a nickel."
Levi Perez
Thanks reddit!
Carter Johnson
>you are obviously a lonely creep looking for love
Fuck off I'm just a lone creep, but I'm not lonely nor am I looking for love.
Lincoln Rodriguez
its not my fault real girls dont like me and thanks to japan i dont have to worry about it
Sebastian Howard
same.
I just like assuming people's genders and spanking their asses with my genitalia.
Blake Flores
Kill yourself, nameshitter
Logan Walker
Aww... I fapped to that image. It's VERY sexy.
Ryan Gutierrez
>thicc >chicc Forget the rest of this cancerous post, people who type like this need to be gassed.
Zachary Howard
Not my problem~! I'm too busy masturbating to snuff films.
Liam Taylor
That's my fetish mang!
Levi Adams
That's because they aren't girls, they're lines on a 2D plane. Your waifu is just anthropomorphized math and design elements.
Humans are intimidating, and to some gross, that's why waifus as a concept exist in the first place.
Ian Collins
>If you like anime chiccs, I reccomend checking out asian girls.
Anthony Gutierrez
How do all you sexy white males know my fetishes so well?
