My name is Jack, and I love every single one of you. All of you are funny, intelligent people, who post really creative posts and pictures. You are the sense of humor that is lacked in the world. Honestly, do you get all the girls, or guys? I mean, I guess it’s fun being creative, but you guys take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.
Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What nice activities do you do, other than having fun with awesome drawn Japanese anime? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome people who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.
Let's hang and have a few modest drinks and discuss the Japanese animation thang. Just hit me with your best shot. I know pretty much everything about it.
Thomas Jackson
A Ken-sama falls in love with Japan.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Japan's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls prime minister shinzo, and is overjoyed to find out that Japan has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Shinzo, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Japan he called is not the same Japan he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the Japans's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of its crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question THE NATURE OF WEABOO.
John Nguyen
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Wyatt Perry
Hi Jack, have a nice day.
Ryan Cox
>the anime features romance and cellphones >keit-ai finds a way u guise
Hey Normas, My name is Zola, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day not using mana. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending to be a magical girl. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of First Squad, and break in all the rookies. What sports do you play, other than “flying lacrosse but your maid actually does everything”? I also kill tons of dragons, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Samuel Johnson
Ken-sama falls in love with Japan.
Unable to relocate, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with a Katana. Never minding the superior weapon, he immediately trains with it, and is overjoyed to find out that it can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s training with his Katana, he looks at the runes inscribed on it with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds he can read them. In fact, he can read Japanese fluently in both Kanji and Osaka dialect. He knows everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which he follows 100%
Hijinks ensue as Ken-sama strikes up a deal where he can get a Japanese visa, move to Japan and attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificient culture. While he owns several kimonos, DRAMA ensues as he begins to wear them around town and bow to his ELDERS and SENIORS.
Wish him luck in Japan!
Juan Morgan
stop plugging your shitty fan fiction mate, no one cares
Mason Scott
Zola falls in love with Hilde That's about it
Joseph Williams
No.
Ryan Powell
Check my 9
Chase Anderson
crown prince of neurotypical sissyboys
Justin Gutierrez
>inb4 mods delete this but not the rest of this garbage thread
