Have you guys heard of this shit?
So in the Jewish faith, it is basically forbidden to move anything from a private place (like your home) to a public place (like anywhere else) on the Sabbath.
So to get around this inconvenience, an "eruv" is installed.
An eruv is basically a string that is hung around an area that ritually makes the area inside "private space".
There is currently one that surrounds most of Manhattan.
Pic related: Jews are literally Jewing God.
Have you guys heard of this shit?
Landon Ward
Ryder Nelson
they fuck through a hole in a sheet. jews are retarded.
Michael Cruz
This is why they are so good at law. Masters of the loophole.
Zachary Morris
They think they can outjew the God.
Jaxson Evans
75% of what rabbis do is finding ways to get around their own rules
not kidding
Adam Russell
They are in every major city, not just Manhattan
Jordan Hill
Unironically this. There's a reason common Jews keep their own faith and only use rabbi for rituals
James Reed
Oliver Morales
That's probably every religion, though.
Benedictine monks weren't allowed to eat meat unless they were sickly and needed the extra strength. They got around this by claiming geese and ducks were in the water so often they should count as fish too.
Grayson Brown
kikes take it to the extreme
look up sabbath light switches
Grayson Jackson
Ayden Stewart
Judaism is just a shit test rite of passage to bring out the true blue jew.
In order to be a good jew you must first and foremost jew yahweh.
The 2nd-tier autistic jews become Hassidics.
Gabriel Smith
It's almost as if their religion is inferior and out dated.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Adrian Perry
Can confirm. The legal profession was based on the schools of Torah. They bill for everything
Colton Jones
That's what the talmud is. Hundreds of pages of writing ridiculous rules about what you can/can't do, and then finding ways to get around them
Jews aren't allowed to press buttons on the sabbath. So what do they do if they need to use an elevator in jew york city? The elevators have special settings on those days where they automatically go to each floor in a cycle, so that no human is technically hitting a button.
When I was in gradschool, my jewish roommate did the whole yom kippur thing and he required all the bathroom lights and shit to be turned on the night before and kept on the entire day, so as not to technically break that rule.
For fucks sake, look at video-related:
youtube.com
Bentley Stewart
Wouldn't that be really annoying in a tall building? If a goy presses a button will it override this program?
actually a myth, not sure where it comes from, goys misinterpreting the laundry jews hung up I think
Jayden Gonzalez
Jews love Techno
youtu.be
Blake Morgan
Jesus, so it's a switch that might not work so it's ok. fucking retarded.
Noah Perez
The Talmud is practice. They have rules and then they see if you can get around them.
Perfect practice for living in Goy society. Yes goy make many rules! You live by them and we are smart enough to get around them and prosper.
Ryan Reed
I don't know why but this makes me vaguely disgusted