Do you like older women?

Do you like older women?

Yes, and especially if they're voiced by HanaKana. She needs to voice more cakes.

I like Ursula.

Yes, especially if they have loli bodies.

I want a mommy I can fuck.

>tfw you're older than "older women"

>older

Too old
Onee-san>cake>imouto

Only if they're virgins

Why are christmas cakes so appealing?

They make you believe in purity, which does not exist.

They're rarely my favorite but I don't mind them.

I like Ursula the most of the cast, but I feel like that's just because the other characters are shit.

Whats a cake

My first waifu was a two thousand year old space pirate/ mummy.

So, yeah.

Cake just means unmarried past 25 not necessarily a virgin.

They do in Japan. But that's mainly because they get married to their jobs and have no time to be sociable anymore.

Where did that come from? First time ever hearing that.

There's way more variables than that.
Motherly Onee-san is boring and you may as well go cake for that. Even Imouto who tries to help her brother is more endearing than the most generic of onee-sans.
Proud and strong Onee-sans are based, for either femdom or rising to the challenge. Whereas proud imoutos are always the most generic tsundere trash.

Based on this thought experiment I think Cakes must be the best because I can't think of a sub-category that is bad, so they have less flaws than the other two categories.

Appeal to purity as somebody said (sometimes) coupled with being really easy: a combination which only exists in fantasy. Also a light touch of having a not childish personality, which grates on a lot of people.

Giving you the benefit of the doubt that you're just just posting bait, look at the OP.

Japan

Not him but Christmas cake is referring to that thing you don't want past the 25th.

I see that it says glasses cake but how the fuck do you get "cake" from unmarried older woman/virgi?

Im guessing its a play on a japanese word ? Im not baiting

Doesn't mean they didn't fuck in highschool, which is pretty common over there.

As the post above you half explains.

You don't buy Christmas cake past the 25th of December.
You don't marry a woman past the age of 25.
That's the saying.

Absolutely

That just means you have more access to women that your younger self would have begged for

They're actually breaking that barrier though, 35 is the high wall now.

>35
Too old

Hey, Rina Sato got married at age 35. She may not look her best anymore but that's because VAs lead stressful lives, most nips age well.

That feel when you are older than anime cakes.

>Implying an old hag that complains about not getting married is on the same level of moe as a caring onee-san
Get the fuck out of my face.

Nobody said it's accurate.
That's where the term comes from.

Maybe if it's done well.
Do you have any good examples?
I can only think of Haruka from Minami-ke and she's emotionally flat.

Are 25+ year old women in Japan actually that pretty and act that motherly? I feel like that's a meme

The vast majority of the pretty ones get married, or married off by their relatives. Maybe you'll stumble across a young widow once in a while but that's about it. The exception is when she's from a very poor background.

Motherly act is mostly a meme propagated by anime. 25+ women in Japan are no more predisposed to motherly compassion than any women in your country, it's their original personality and age has nothing to do with it.

>motherly
depends on the person obviously
>pretty
are you stupid?
jap 2d artstyle is a pure escape from reality bordering on national level white-envy
the reality is pretty horrible

I dunno

Fuck can even suicide fix this?

Well then looks like my dreams of finding a cute single 25+ woman in Japan are close to 0%

Wouldn't be too hard if you looked.
Looking is all you'll be doing though.

>close to 0%
If you're white and/or have moderate height, make the effort to learn their language and culture, and show true commitment, your chances aren't that low. They're always impressed when foreigners are soft-spoken and quietly polite, etiquette does wonders for a first impression.

I'm living in japan right now and there are plenty of cute 25+ single women.

>I'm living in japan right now
Whereabouts? Probably in a big city I wager.

Back to your containment board.

Are you trying to convince him or yourself?

Yes

As much as I live and breath user

breathe*

Goddess

Well I'm married to one so personal experience I guess.

Nigger loving mods deserve the rope

...

Unf

You can't stop us cucks, you'll get shot by cops.

Im a gook so oh well

111cm of unf

>gook
In that case I'm sorry, you never had a chance.

Good, another worthless subhuman dead

Fukuoka.

Of course.

Did you just get banned or something?

You better not be looking for Japanese women if you're not Japanese, race traitors deserve only a bullet in the head. Day of the rope is coming soon, it can't come soon enough.

>tfw no Megumi to bully and love

Sup Forums kids are never going to breed so somebody's got to.

>liking hags when lolis exist

Explain this.

Half breeds are genetic abominations, just like you.

You're still subhuman if you're into lolis that aren't your race.

No, we try to refute the opposing thought before we resort to name-calling.
Or is that all you have?

Serious question. Are you just shitposting for giggles, or is this the only stuff that you think about?

Either you're a kike or a kike puppet if you support racemixing. It wouldn't surprise me if you were a libcuck.

Alright I'm going to be honest, I'm bored and just feel like shitposting.

Hes baiting you m8y just let him rant in silence

normally women with tits that big have a huge belly. You cant say you like older women if you dont irl.. just saying

;^)

It's fun, just post the most insane, radical, poes law tier stuff you can think up and you're guaranteed replies.

good cake doujins?

Weird definition of fun my dude

I like them when they have glasses more.

Most gooks and japs get along especially younger ones. Older people are the ones who have the racist mindset. Its like saying the KKK is what all americans are

Megans cakes are the best

Also who is the girl on the right?

>always prefer girls 2-3 years older
>prime age range is 25-28~
>tfw turning 28 this year and they'll no longer be "older"

It's pretty sad.

It's just the facts of life, user.

Soon, we'll become fat, bald, faceless men who NTR high schoolers.

>get along
If you mean "get along" as in "not openly swearing at each other on the street", then yes, they get along. The prejudice remains.

Just look up "milf" on any hentai website

I'm actually curious, would a relationship between a 18-23 year old guy work with a woman 25-30 years old?

I feel like immaturity issues would be a dealbreaker. Like how would you even get along with her friends who are all older than you and see you as a child?

Seconding this, OP clearly knows.

I can say whatever I want

Do cakes have friends other than fellow cakes?

At least we'll finally get laid.

>Like how would you even get along with her friends
Giant cake orgies.

>Yandere cakes

we need more of this

What's the easiest way to kill yourself?
Preferably something you can't pussy out of?

That ain't missato. She got this huge scar on her chest you know?

Old age.

Now.

Trapping yourself in a career that you love enough to do until the day you die.

>can't be a whiney cunt in peace
This place is dead.

So what is it about cakes that people like so much? I don't understand. It's like getting a rotten fruit

>25-35 are "older women"

How men call women over 35?
mummies?

Must...impregnate...sensei.

Why are glasses cakes always the cutest?

You get kind of weary of the bullshit and hyperactivity of teens and want someone to cut the crap, enjoy things, hug, and fuck.

Death by snu snu

Teenagers are going through puberty and thus are prone to mood swings, surly behavior, drama.
I ain't got time for that shit, I'm a tired guy who needs some steady comfort

You do realize that in their eyes, you as the younger man would be exactly that sort of immature, prone to mood swings, type of guy?

I don't know why cakes would ever want a younger guy aside from showing him off to their friends while younger guys would want older women. It's easier to date younger women who are in the similar stage of life as you and not 10 years ahead