Svalbard is an entirely visa-free zone. Everybody in the whole world can move to Svalbard, live there for 7 years...

Svalbard is an entirely visa-free zone. Everybody in the whole world can move to Svalbard, live there for 7 years, and be awarded Norwegian citizenship.

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Do I get my own polar bear helmet like in Northern Lights?

The hard part is getting through those five years without committing suicide though

I'd rather colonize Antarctica.

It truly is the future for our species. Fuck space, colonize the uninhabitable and the oceans first.

But you need to speak fluent Norwegian and get a job first, they won't let you be a NEET up there. The community is so small they'll abhor you instead of not giving a shit, literally being a parasite.

What are the career opportunities there?
Fisherman or pinguin hunter?

I want to visit Svalbard so fucking much

But then i'd have to avoid panserbjorn and fire throwers.

>Everybody in the whole world can move to Svalbard, live there for 7 years, and be awarded Norwegian citizenship.
I wish this were true.

Don't ignore space either. In fact we need it more than ever after western civilization's death.

youtube.com/watch?v=q5q77MQzU2Q&ab_channel=Oskaar&Dave

Space means nothing, all we will ever need is on this rock. There is more adventure and exploration to be had. There is so much on Earth and we are just ignoring because we have our head in the clouds dreaming about a dream that may never come.

This place honestly looks like my hometown.

Do you ever get scared of rising sea levels?

One time the gas station(red) got flooded, but naw, the rising sea levels don't really scare me, though they have risen to pretty high levels. I don't live in the area of the pic, I live behind it.

Iceland and Norway should honestly prepare for a mass migration to their countries from the West and I'm not even kidding. Many conservative/right wing/ethno centric folks are giving it serious thought after realizing there is no turning back the wheel in US and western Europe. And Danish/Norwegian isn't a difficult language for English speakers to pick up either.

Toughen up your immigration laws unless you want Norway and Swalbard to look like Brazil in 100 years. Find and root out any jews who have found their way in your systems. You have been warned.

Oh wow, I really hope we can figure out a way to minimize damage done from sea levels rising. Would be a shame for comfy places like your town to be gone.

>American stallion coming to have some fun with lovely Icelandic ladies ;)

It is not that easy to immigrate to Europe

I've thought about this a few times.
Imagine if we were all to swarm some inhospitable part of the earth and make it a high tech paradise.
Sit back with our penguin bros and LOL as the rest of the world degenerates into shit.

Probably has few if any niggers or mudslimes there.

what people do for a living ?

You're retarded. We have the same laws as the mainland. Don't promote my island again retard

Yeah, if you think about it could be good practice before we make any real attempts at colonizing space. I think artic city states are the future, while the rest of the world falls into chaos.

We've already made pre-cautions, if you're wondering. The weather here can just get really intense.

Not rly. You could be Pole who don't speak norwegian at all and apply for a spot in polish facilities in Spitsbergen (or i guess if you have money and donate you would be granted this spot anyway)

this

What happens if I go up on the mountain? Would I die?

what town? looks like shit but i'd visit

Fish. and us younger people work in shops.

Ísafjörður.

can you get a job there? or do i get neet monies

are there any english language jobs in iceland?

takk, cunt

It would be really painful

I will go with you, American. We can make our own Donner Party. All we need to find is more foo... I mean adventurers to join us.

Tourist industry seems to be mostly made up of English speakers, but I don't really know. Most of our jobs don't require you to talk much.

The girl sitting in front with the dog leaning on her is a qt, would be my waifu

If a avalanche doesn't get you, the polar bear will

any poles ,lithuanians there ?

Imagine if you showed up and did a fart poo at the air port.

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do you like my pronunciation?

You're a big guy

Poles, of course, but I don't think we have any Lithuanians

i think there is still working norwegian coal mine in Sveagruva other than that i think there are some kind of fishing facilities and research facilities

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For you

You're not totally wrong. I think the future of civilization or at least the formerly white/western culture now lies in extreme weather formations where normally living would be considered impossible. Only the very strong (both mentally and physically) will make it here though and build a livable place out of it. Space still shouldn't be ignored either.

do poles integrate ?

This; Iceland, Most of Norway & Svalbarb will be completly free from the chaos and chip outs too.

Living there would be shit but by god they would be safe.

Your pronunciation wasn't that good, but you can still come over.

LOL its easy af. just walk across the border and you get 20k dollars a month from the government and free housing,. 8 million mudslimes already did it last year
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Why not both?

Is it hard to learn norwegian?

Poles integrate fairly well, though you should keep in mind that they tend to be the first ones people suspect when their bikes get stolen.

Anglo Christians can't do that

lovdata.no/dokument/NL/lov/1920-02-09
"Alle de hoie kontraherende parters undersåtter skal i farvannene, fjordene og havnene innen de områder som er nevnt i artikkel 1 ha like rett til adgang og ophold - uten hensyn til grunn eller formål" - "All the signatory parties' subjects shall, in [Svalbard] have equal right to access and residence - without regard for reason or purpose." (But they don't discriminate on signatory parties in practice.)

how is the bandwidth though

haha, typical cunts,they do same shit everywhere ,norway,denmark,england.

I work for the USGS, not a Scientist, a retarded admin bro, but anyways, we have a guy who works at our center who used to work for the USGS Artic and Antarctic Mission, he IS a very smart scientist. He says theres really no reason people couldn't be living in about 10% of Antarctica aside from treaties and it sucking. Says about 10% of Antarctica is more hospitable than parts of Siberia etc. where people live, also says you'd have all the seals you could club and bird eggs you could possibly imagine. He's a funny guy.

1920...

What would happen if all the conservatives from the US decided to move there and take over the country legally?

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i think voluntarily quitting your homeland and leaving it for strangers to pillage instead of defending it is the purest form of cuckery

The US would improve immediately.

We have towns like that too.

Specially around Magallanes.

>conservatives from US

They're the European niggers. The ones that we get here are bottom of the barrel, too. Only the worst sort of Pole would leave Poland. Poland is actually pretty based as a country, though.

I do hope their gaming industry picks up and saves us from the western marxists. Kingdom Come Deliverance and Metro both look like must gets next year.

I love dreaming about space and all of the wonders it could offer, but realistically Antarctica is the next horizon. I hope there are more people like your friend because we are really wasting our time thinking of the impossible. City States should be the most appropriate form of government in places like Antarctica.

agree ,the most vile viscious scum poluting scandinavia ,that why those people started to lock their doors again after east eu countries entered shengen

They'd probably pronounce you King, it would be the coolest thing that ever happened there.

Looks nice. I will immigrate there and bleach the women with my pure Aryan genes.

What if pussyhatters moved there and became the majority and voted that all penises must be surgically removed?

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Space Norway operates a satellite station and has an underwater fiber cable available for rent by all residents. Typical speeds are 50/50 and 100/100 Mbit.

Kek i get like 1.5mb/s on average

Isn't the only way to get there to go through Norway, for which you'll need a visa unless you're from these countries
udi.no/en/word-definitions/persons-who-do-not-need-a-visa-to-visit-norway-/nationals-of-countries-that-have-visa-exemption-agreements-with-norway/

Dude, i know there is black pr & propaganda against Poland that makes Poles looks like criminals but if you take a look at statistics you would know that this is all bullshit.

I think you are just salty because ur mom cheated on ur dad with some Pole. You come to this thread nice about Svalbard and start your autistic screeching about Poles... Pathetic

chemical engineer with refining and petrochemical plant experience. Can I get a job there without speaking elvish?

>Israel
>Antigua
>No mention of Iceland

Anglo's are subversive, Poles are dangerous

>2006 stats
>uk
i bet pakis and bangladeshis overtook the top 3 categories long time ago ,and we here are talking about scandinavian countries,and what we said is universal truth and every normie has this stereotype of poles.

>Brazil

UMA

You don't require a visa for same-day flights: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Visa_policy_of_the_Schengen_Area#Airport_transit

Not sure. Only one way to find out.

Nothing wrong with a little hard work. That work would also be far more appreciate by others since it is such a small community. Sounds comfy, even if it is cold. I should look into it. I wonder how hard it is to learn Norwegian

why the fuck? its just icebergs, snow, ice, polar bears. it stops being interesting after 3 days

i had this graph saved from the other thread. If you want you could post a newer stats. The same black pr applies to scandinavian countries. Poles are always at the very bottom of the list of criminals.

So... Sh*t the fck up unless you will post some actual data that would back your words up.
Ur posting under meme flag because ur most likely from some shithole and picking on Poles makes you feel less shitty.

My brother used to work there. He said it was depressing as fuck.

heres the proof ,locals word

The money and benefits are tempting but dealing with the depressive nords in a dark place would probably make me kill myself.

Poles outside of Poland are NOT your friends,

Seven years, you say?

and im telling that in your country everyone eats shit, and my post is the proof.
There is anti polish propaganda going on for years. Lets take a look at for example smuggling to Norway. Every single time border patrol catch polish smuggler there is huge article in every single newspaper about every single case. This only applies to Poles. But if you take a look at statistics at what nationality is smuggling the most, you would see that for example there are 3 times more swedish smugglers than there is polish smugglers etc etc.
Here is some first beter graph from wikipedia. How is the crime rate higher for Poles than it is for Danish or Swedish? It is pretty much exacly the same.

So once again, start using your brain and don't belive everything you see in your state tv. As far as i know in most of EU countries there is no crime in western countries and there is no problem with refugees at all according to their media. Its Poles who are the problem.
Does it mean that just because tv said so, this is the truth?

Treaties don't expire just because they are old

I was planning to migrate from this shit country infested with UMNO crooks. Thanks OP.

im just saying on generous populous mind ,u are on the same level as somali criminals, locals will always have suspicious eye on u .

Also lol at the top 5 countries ,litteraly subhuman mudshits .

Ofcourse u are lefty media scapegoat for crimes , thats undeniable .

They do the same thing here. But Poles in Poland are indeed better than Polish expats.