Your news Star Wars hero is here Goys.
Le Based Han Solo. Are you excited Sup Forums?
Goys....Your New Hero Is Here!
Owen Reed
Evan Myers
Harrison Ford is Jewish.
Bentley Wilson
>Star Wars
Colton Martinez
This is the only Han Solo backstory.
The rest is fake news.
Luke Garcia
Does Spielberg routinely go to Bat Mitsvahs to discover little boys for Disney?
Gavin Miller
There was an article saying this guy can't act and they except the movie to flop. lmaoing @ their lfie
Bentley Myers
star wars died a long time ago, let it go, it's a jewish husk of it's former self
Jack Rivera
>Book
Fuck the expanded universe and fuck you. Garbage ass professional fanfiction.
Fuck Lucas and Star Wars, there's only three movies.
Daniel Gray
this guy is only good at acting as a southern teen from a podunk town
Cooper Hill
This movie might actually be pretty funny as a 2 hour meme.
>young Han wins the millennium fall-kun in a game of space poker
>discovers Chewbacca for sale at a slave auction. He kills the evil slavemaster and he and chewie repair the falcon
>start a space underground railroad
>do the impossible - deliver a bunch of space slaves to freedom by flying through the most highly patrolled trade route in the entire galaxy - The Kessel Run
>do it in 12 parsecs or whatever the line is, make a big deal about it
>don'tchoo evah, nevah tell me the odds goyim!
>bah bah, da pa da bah pa, da pa da bah pa, da pa deh da
Josiah Richardson
Harrison ford went to my college.
My philosophy professor taught him. Didn't think his acting was anything special.
Aaron Cruz
Wasn't he a carpenter on the set of American Graffiti or something when George Lucas discovered him? Why did he bother going to college?
Christian Parker
It ties in fairly well with the universe and since its a book and not a movie its not a total cash grab
Daniel Nguyen
>not a total cash grab
The entire extended universe is a cash grab.
Parker Walker
Severely underrated(underbaited)
Cameron Sanchez
I guess you’re right, books and movies are exactly the same
Connor James
Parker Martinez
doesnt look like a young han solo
Wyatt Hill
>it's a jewish husk of it's former self
Like America.
Nathan Brooks
Damn that cuts deep user
Jayden Sanders
Every piece of media ever produced is a cash grab.
It's literally the point of the media.
Stop being so naive. The real reason anything in this world happens is for someone's benefit. Either monetarily, socially, or psychologically people do what they can to improve their lives.
Owen Hernandez
bogdannoff?
Hudson Green
>so bad they had to give him acting lessons
Yes yes, bravo spielberg, he definitely wasn't hired just based on being a jew.