I live in Russia. I'm 29, I'm a virgin, a pervert, stupid and lazy. I graduated from one of the best technical universities in the city, then worked as an engineer for 3 years at a military plant. If I did not have to hide from conscription, I would have had more experience. Then I was fired for staff reduction. I can not get a job in my specialty, and I do not want to wash toilets or work as a seller. I rent my apartment and live with my mother. My income from rent is 260 $ per month. This is enough for food and internet, but I want to earn more.
I have a few options:
1)I can go to the village to my dad. There is a garden and a forest. I can fully provide myself with potatoes, wild boar meat and firewood. There is no need to pay for water and heating. Unfortunately, there is a slow internet.
2) I can try to create a sect. If this is successful, I will be able to earn $ 3000 per month. Perhaps, the income will be even greater.
3) I can try to go to work in North Korea. There I will work on my specialty and make new missiles for Kim Jong-un. Perhaps I will receive $ 1000 and I will be allowed to fuck North Korean schoolgirls.
Advise me, what should I do?
How can I go on living?
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that's not a thing there.
Do you think that in Russia there are no virgins for 29 years?
I heard that in the DPRK it is allowed to smoke marijuana. It's true?
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take the woods and slow internetz Russian senpai.
How beneficial is it to be a leader of a sect?
You speak English well, go to the US or UK.
Sect idea is stupid. North Korea could be cool but harder to have a stable life there, I assume
I do not know much English. I use Google Translate.
Die capitalist piggu!
If you visit a place like Sup Forums there is danger in going to North Korea.
You would have to be careful of what you say, lest you anger the wrong bureaucrat.
Moving will open new opportunities in life, try that.
Just be careful of the village, if you really have trouble with other people small communities can be bad,
If you know the people in the village are nice, that's my vote.
>go to the US or UK
Who will hire a bad engineer there?
Smoking weed in North Korea will probably trigger psychosis. There's no way in hell I'd be able to manage my anxiety while high in such a place. All of my paranoia of being taken and tortured by the government would actually be real.
> internet access is in consideration.
what a cuck, jeez.
There are almost no people in the village. Everyone has known me there since my childhood. It's safe there. But you have to be careful when you go into the forest. There are vipers, wolves, bears, elks and wild boars.
Perhaps the quiet and hard living in the village will help you improve yourself.
If you do not do well with quiet then I hope you will find a better job in the city.
Buy xrp
go to best korea and live in paradise.
Stop being a pussy and serve your fucking country.
Find a job.
Serve your country (even if you have no pride) and you will learn things that will make you better in the long run.
Do some drugs user, you'll get laid without even knowing
The Held prince will blanket us all with warm anthrax fire , do not worry anonOP
Кaкyю paбoтy? Чиcтить тyaлeты? Гeй-шлюхoй? B мaкдaкe?
paбoтaй coлдaтoм?
go to north korea
>slavsquatting nork
I think you'll fit in just fine OP.
Этo тpyднo. Этo oпacнo. Этo мoжeт пpoтивopeчить мoeй coвecти.
I do not serve the country. I'm not a military man, not an intelligence officer, not a policeman. I'm a rentier.
I think that the salary and working conditions for foreign specialists are better than for Koreans.
>Sect idea is stupid.
Why? Many sect leaders earn very well and even fuck their sectarians. Some became billionaires.