How do I become as fashionable as Kobayashi?

How do I become as fashionable as Kobayashi?

shop at uniqlo

My question is, is when the MC is going to come and in start dating Kobayashi and her dragon friends.
I'm still surprised that the male protag from her work hasn't fallen for her yet, isn't this suppose to be a romance anime?

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But Kobayashi is the MC.

>Expecting anything to happen in a /u/bait show
I just came here to suffer

In what world is this yuribait?

How is it a yuri-bait show? The MC has no sexual attraction to any of the woman and she only shows it when one of the dragons turns her into a man temporarily

gtfo sales rep

This. Kobayashi is as straight as her chest is flat.

Wait a minute this is more important is that shooped or did bioware make knuckles aliens?

They made a horrifying cross between Knuckles the Hedgehog and a Twi'lek.

Male coworker is pounding Fafnir's dragon tight boypussy.

Wait that was an ad?

Kobayashi is pretty straight despite looking gay. This isn't yuri.

Well yeah, she needs to hook up with the nice guy from work and not get killed by Fafnir.

Even the Author has stated he plans on having her start dating a man at some point.
/u/ and any other disgusting and retarded yuri fans are denying it constantly but it was in one of the latest updates and later reaffirmed by his Twitter

By both Tohru and Fafnir

Kobayashi is so cute.

I expect a love triangle with Kobayashi, co-worker and Fafnir soon

>no tohru since she is just comic relief anyway

Shop at goodwill, not only will you get the style down but also everyone will ignore you because you look like trash, making yourself have the socially inept attitude but no annoying dragon girl will ever come to break you out of your neet ways and you'll die alone and sad with terrible fashion sense.

Wouldn't this just kill the dynamic between Tohru and Kobayashi?

Or does Tohru not want Kabayashi anymore in later chapters that I haven't read?

Nether the author plans on just having it as it is with Kobayashi not knowing that her maid dragon is head over heels for her.
Fuck I think /u/ was complaining that the author was thinking about making Koba asexual

So the author wants to turn this into a cuckqueen story?

This sounds awful.

/u/ gets triggered by it whenever its mentioned. Mostly though, theyre so far gone that they've taken their rose tinted goggles and sodder them into their eyes to enjoy the show now

he's not a hedgehog, he's an enchilada

>wear a hoodie
>get a ponytail
suddenly you're Kobayashi

Take a shit on the floor and roll around in it like an animal

Takiya is pretty much the only friend Kobayashi have that is not a magical creature

They get along and have their weird hobbies, if the lesbo dragon and edgy bottom butler were not there, they would have become something else

Maybe not because of love but to avoid loneliness

Self insert cuck

They'll end up eventually so Tohru can raise their child and the child of the child and the child of the child for eternity.
Kobayashi might die but at least Tohru can still be around with a Kobayashi.

What about Fafnir? He might lost Takiya because Kobayashi

Both Tohru and Fafnir will raise them.
Tohru keeps to spend time with a Kobayashi and Fafnir slowly lose his edginess and passes on vidya knowledge to Takiya jr.

Fafnir the old coold dragon uncle videogamer, not bad

If you avoid Tooru trying to Kill Takiya everyfucking day and still lusting after Kobayashi then its a really comfy ending

Now hard mode: What about Kanna?

forever 3rd grader

>Edgy loyal friend no homo
>Married with best girl
>Really popular despite being an otaku
>Raise dragon loli
>Best friends are magical tittymonster
>Overpowered magical dragon maid
>Good guy without being beta

If Takiya win the Kobayashi bowl then he will become the ultimate MC

Yeah. Remember the bit where the old man gets pissed about his work being turned into an advertisement? Read that as passive aggressive.

Kobayashi get a dick later.

Yeah and she doesn't want to fuck Tohru.

Can you people watch anime without wanting to self-insert into any guy that shows up, this was painful to read

painfully comfy you mean

Painfully painful

Painfully anally comfy

She has a huge maid fetish.
That's inherently sexual. There's no such thing as a non-sexual maid enthusiast

>You self insert in your anal?
cumfy eh?

we need a Yuri about Georgie x Tooru

No Takya is stucked with fujo relationship

Remember when she got drunk and ripped Tohru's clothes off.

>Wanting GeorgiexTooru
>Not wanting a doujin about these two being loyal maid slaves to Kobayashi sama

You hurt me

>Even the Author has stated he plans on having her start dating a man at some point.

>Fuck I think /u/ was complaining that the author was thinking about making Koba asexual

Where is the proof of any of this?

>Inb4 butthurt yurifag

I honestly have never seen or heard of any of these events happening so call me what ever you want.

I wish Kobayashi was my mom. Things would be so much better.

Comfort over style.
Kobayashi's got the comfiest clothes around.

Comfy plain girls are the best.

left doodle makes her look like she has elephantiasis

those are just comfy pants.