Do you like my hair, user?

Do you like my hair, user?

no

eh, it's okay.

May I cut it off?

Yes, I love your hair. It's so long and straight and it shines with the color of a midnight waterfall.

>and it shines with the color of a midnight waterfall.
You must be getting all the girls wet.

That would make sense. Waterfalls are wet.

Just a reminder that she a canon lesbian and gets her dedicated yuri end in the novels.

>low test betas trying to look cool

Beyond the point of no return.

I-I don't hate it.

Best hair in Ben To. Shaga is to shaggy. Sen is too short. Kyou and kyou are awesome but in second and third. Hana is messy but loveable. Ume has most beautiful hair.

Would you help her wash it?

I hear she appreciates MC a bit more in the novels. Stop attacking him and upgrades him to a handbag.

I'm not worthy.

Washing hair is fun as fuck, so yeah.

I wonder what it feels like to wash the hair of a long haired girl.

She's thankful to him because he pretends to be her boyfriend so that her parents don't find out about her being a lesbian.

Where are the novel translations?

How thankful?

They aren't. I know moon, but there were a handful threads about it when they first came out. I'm sure you could find them with the archive.

Not nearly as much as you're trying to imply. She's faithful to her waifu.

>mfw LN translations never

>This will NEVER EVER be animated.

Yeah, the MC's wet dream about Ume will never be animated.

and why should it?

>a thread about Ume-sama with next to no hate
Himecuts unite everyone.

I do.

do not temp fate user

And why should what?

We get nice things.

I dont, when has that ever happened?

I mean, if anything, I want to see Ume's yuri end get animated. I don't so much care about the MC dreaming about touching her breasts.

I just want more of Ume-sama, period.

I just want to taste Ume-sama's period blood.

While I'd gladly drink her bathwater, that's kinda gross.

Wouldn't be anything special. Just the same gross discharge that any other girl would have.

>Just the same gross discharge that any other girl would have.
You shut your whore mouth.

...

Off yourself from the genetic pool.

Dropped

Before picking up? What kind of shit is that.