>take the international and legendary Japanese signature dish , sushi > make it so unbelievably 100 percent American that the entire world loses its mind for the flavor >Laugh while all of the waifu's flock to USA
I know I shouldn't be surprised at this point but I absolutely am. The creation of hamburger sushi is sweeping the hearts and minds and pallets of the entire planet and you have no one to think but the United States of America.
The kingdom of the rising sun is completely obliterated and finished they will never ever recover. May God continue to bless President Donald Trump and the United States of America
looks like mctrash. at least you won't get worms from it
Jonathan Johnson
This is what happens to everything the Americans touch, it might look the same but you know it’s a cheap copy and it likely has been stuffed with hamburger
Benjamin Anderson
that looks amazing, sushi looks and sounds like it's shit some island niggers would eat in desperation
Jason Reed
>cheap copy Isn't that exactly what the entire country of Canada is when it comes to the USA? Only instead of stuffed like burger like you said, it's stuffed with insufferable faggots like you.
Gabriel Bennett
Everytime it's the croat sucking up to the yanks. Like pottery.
Camden Hernandez
Holy shit! Leafs eternally and irrecoverably BTFO by this post.
Sebastian Flores
Just when you thought burgers couldn't get any better they come out with this. >world BTFO
Noah Long
>implying you'd eat raw fish wrapped in plain rice
Nicholas Torres
Quit being jealous nigger.
Kevin Hall
I'd try everything at least once m8. I'd even go to Jiro if I had the money.
Isaiah Ward
The day of the rake came early I see
Ethan Brown
But muh universal healthcare, muh progressive values, muh cock sucking prime minister.
Robert Garcia
Canadians are niceguys faggot, go back to America you fucking shitstain.
You know damn well that burger roll looks delicious as fuck with a touch of class, stop being a fucking self-loathing piece of shit and move back to michigan
Zachary Phillips
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Joseph Wilson
Yes, and your population gets proper nutrition and starts climbing out of pit of being manlets and gaining some mass.
Of course being a wannabe brit/Frenchie leaf fag with a faggy PM who pees sitting down and is a giant queer and a sand nigger lover.
Now shut your ass up before we decide to annex your pathetic "country".
Colton Watson
Nice guys finish last, fag. Treat her rough if you wanna get in the muff.
Bentley Ramirez
>implying you'd eat raw fish wrapped in plain rice Yes, its pretty good and sushi bars are super popular in America.
>Indeed, it’s a regular occurrence that people from the “Anime & Manga” board of Sup Forums visit the LGBT board and ask, explicitly: could it be that anime made me trans? wew, to think these people could have avoided becoming freaks of nature if they had just chosen /m/ instead
Luis Powell
Are we responsible for trudeow being cuck? Aren't all Canadians cucks?
Carter Davis
>not knowing the difference between nigiri and sushi rolls bakka gaijin everywhere
Aaron Powell
That's not a bad idea, though personally I would say they should use potato bread, remove the crust, and compress a couple layers together to give it some texture when you bite into it the same as the rice would have.
Squid and urchin are really fucking nasty, but tuna, octopus, and salmon are really good raw. The weird thing is the difference between squid and octopus. You'd think they would be nearly the same thing, but they're far from it. Squid dissolves into slime while you chew it and tastes bad, but octopus maintains firmness and has an almost lemony hint to the flavor. It might be that I'm misjudging the cuts of meat used(assuming the same parts of each animal were used), like maybe the squid I've had was strips of flesh from the body, but all the octopus I've eaten was pieces of the arms.
Aiden Bell
>sushi are you fucking retarded? all sushi is is vinegared rice
where the fuck is the rice?
Lucas Jenkins
>how do you want your burger >have a retard cut off 1/6 of it and make sure it will fall apart right before it gets to my mouth >Say no more
Landon Johnson
>not pointing out the COOKED beef in the """sushi"""
Daniel Martin
If it ain't broken, don't fix it.
Elijah Morris
USA takes over everything. Halloween, movies, Christmas, music. Nothing is safe from the capitalist god.
Matthew Reyes
absolutely fucking howling at >likely been stuffed with hamburger
Michael Cruz
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Kayden Morris
ehy are the french fries in a flower pot?
Isaiah Reyes
>american heritage
Daniel Lewis
here's the OG btw
Leo Wright
It's not sushi without rice. If you are going to Americanize sushi, put some beef in a sushi roll instead of fish or something like that. This is just stupid.
Hunter James
8 seconds
Nolan Sanders
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Jason Butler
wouldn't expect anything else from a culture that thinks its okay to drink milk from bags
Jayden Sullivan
This degeneracy is an outrage!
Adam Barnes
eat a dick, mcdonalds in australia tastes fucking great. im ex navy and have been to maccas on all continents. australia is like a different mcworld. sucked in. cucks
Robert Collins
Real sushi requires high-quality fish like Japanese tuna.
Juan Johnson
Checked. I bet cornfed bitches in the US will salivate over Burger Roll. They like watching that thick cheeseburger get rolled like a fat cock.
Jose Mitchell
no fucking way... burger sushi?! USA USA USA God bless America! Land that I love!
Justin Rodriguez
>that cheese absolutely disgusting
Ryder Perry
BURGERD U R G E R D
Brayden Perez
That actually looks good, sorta like a slider. Where can I get some of this?
David Collins
Bow before your master
Benjamin Walker
What the fuck is this McDonalds shit? Maybe it'll do for some spic that works at Taco Bell, but I'll have you know that I drop hundreds of thousands of dollars on the table when I gamble and the sushi I get is the real deal. I'm talking about TENS of THOUSANDS of dollars worth of PRIMO SHIT OKAY? COMPED. NOT FUCKING BURGERS ROLLED UP IN GREASY BREAD, HAND WARMED SALMON, ROE, FUCKING OCTOPUSSSSSSSSS.
GOD YOU FUCKING PLEBS MAKE ME SICKKKKK
Easton Evans
You're like a slightly overweight baby, I just googled more american haute cuisine and
Noah Rogers
Don't forget you'll get charged three times as much too. Suckers.
Jason Bennett
There's clearly rice it's been blended into the beef you fat shit .
Dominic Bailey
McDo is free antibiotics?
Ryan Nguyen
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Blake White
well
Cameron Richardson
>hamburger sushi sounds like garbage
Ryan Peterson
I've made this before didn't even consider it sushi. Get out if here C&D faggot, America and Japan ate greatest allies.
Jack Ortiz
Fuck off we're full
Jayden Ortiz
>likely has been stuffed with hamburger
>leaf makes a proper shitpost >mfw
kek
Angel Gomez
> but octopus maintains firmness and has an almost lemony hint to the flavor. It might be that I'm misjudging the cuts of meat used(assuming the same parts of each animal were used),
Nope you've got that right ... in traditional cooking we usually use what people call the "head" of the squid - its mantle. This part is just as you described. For the octopus, we use the cock
t. sushi pro
Ian Smith
Proof that America takes all that is good and beautiful from other cultures and turns it into Amerimutt carcinogenic trash not even fit for animals.
Carson Sanchez
>rice and raw fish >anything put peasant food
We took something completely mediocre made by soyboi herbivore men and made it into something that'll put hair on your little ballsack
Ayden Lopez
comped
Gavin Martin
ouch. that's gonna' leave a mark
Cooper Reyes
>maccas Stop calling it that fucking wizard
Kevin Evans
maccas themselves have embraced the name here you corn-drinking autist
Jonathan Wood
Looks fucking disgusting.
Ryder Jenkins
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEE
Christopher Morgan
Raw fish with rice is degenerate af, gooks are weird people desu
Joshua Smith
Absolutely BTFO
Austin Wilson
God I hate america, all they do is take other cultures food, put in loads of artificial additives, preservatives, fats and sugars and call it americanized. It's fucking disgusting and it is why you will always be slovenly trash.
Ethan Sanders
N-NANI??!
Jose Price
he's right, maccas is far healthier here too and they make an effort to make the processed shit as preservative and trash free as possible. Meanwhile you cucks just add filler to make it as cheap as possible not caring about peoples health.
Levi Thompson
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Jonathan Bell
With that flag you have no room to criticize others for raw fish.
Liam Walker
USA >USA USA >USA USA >USA USA >USA
Isaiah Flores
quiet, goy
Andrew Bell
I'm pretty sure sweden has plenty of cuisine containing raw fish in it? or is that some other scandi country. Raw fish tastes pretty good desu. Have you never had raw salmon?
Carter Reed
Maybe He is tanned swede.
Ian Hill
well, at least there is whole wheat in it
Ayden Ortiz
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Alexander Allen
You are now aware that the hamburger sushi pictured in the OP was created by a Japanese chef named Hiroyuki Terada.
Now go prep Chadroo for Sheila you absolute cunt
Tyler Adams
wrong pic, let me show you murcan version.
Brayden Turner
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Jordan Nguyen
>tasty stuff they're even mocking you while you kill yourself with this garbage. This made me mad for some reason.
Landon Bell
Your food is inedible. No food gets exported from the U.S. simply because it is meant to control Americans only by turning them into fat smelly retards.
Hudson Collins
Not sure if this is bait or not....
Jeremiah James
I kill kangaroos and make steaks out of them when they enter my property to eat my cattles grass.
Elijah Gonzalez
it's not bait, your food is literal garbage. Everything is processed, even goods from wholefoods has artificial bullshit in it to make a buck.
Jack Smith
Really, this is why I come here
Parker Martin
You're thinking of sashimi. Sushi doesn't necessarily have raw fish in it. Hell, it doesn't even technically need to have fish at all in it. It's the rice that makes sushi, sushi.
Landon Butler
USA USA USA
Joshua Nelson
millions of americans eat this for breakfast
Jaxon Thompson
A lot of asspain from places that don't have a strong enough culture to not get Americanized.
John Ross
>someone actually came up with the idea >someone bought all the ingredients >someone cooked all that shit >someone arranged it it >someone took a picture of it >someone spread that picture on the interwebs
Matthew Nguyen
that's more of an Americanized Beef Wellington.
A Burger Wellington
Leo Rogers
Hopefully it's overpriced. Retards.
Robert Martin
Apart from the fact that globally we're literally the #1 exporter of food, our cuisine is also ubiquitous across the world. My 1,000 shares of Yum China have made me an absolute killing the last 12 months because even the Chinese can't keep their hands off of American fast food brands.
That's not to say I like fast food shit myself, I don't. But to say that the world doesn't love it is a fucking lie. Not to mention, British cuisine is almost as disgusting as British women. All hail the McDouble.