>SNP invites opposition leaders to summit to fight hard Brexit
theguardian.com
>Brexit department denies David Davis has been sidelined in talks
theguardian.com
>Rogue landlords targeted by government
bbc.co.uk
>I will lead Labour into next general election, says Jeremy Corbyn
theguardian.com
>Crackdown on rogue landlords overcrowding homes announced by Government
independent.co.uk
>UK must pay for French ports after Brexit, Macron to tell May
independent.co.uk
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2nd for MummyRimmie
Stop supporting democracy.
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From tomorrow's edition.
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Loving this Morgoth stream.
woking is full of pikeys
I loved it as broken brit lo
>that accent
hate geordies
That .. lololololol
>no jokes about fowl play
I'll tune into this one. 90% of his guests this year have been dafty-tier but morgoth is good for bantz.
Lads, what is the most autistic thing you've done?
They did that in the original (top right).
Posted on britpol
you 1st
Essentially did a presentation on why the holocaust is a meme and why we should promote the nuclear family, the nation and the white race in front of a smoking area full of lefties in a hipster bar.
Was pretty hilarious though. Fuck em.
What happened to sweet, sweet anonymity?
Lifelong Question Time fan here. My wife won't let me watch this show because she says I need to clean the house while she goes to an extra yoga session tonight. Who are the guests? Is it any good?
I fell for the whole "go ask for long weight" thing in like year 3 and it still haunts me
Alright, fair enough then. Seems like they shot their load early.
Not on tonight.
Spent £100 give or take on Habbo Hotel credits over the home phone when I was a kid.
gave a presentation with kekwave in the background
reading these always makes me feel like the olden days reading viz.
is that still going?
i just googled it and it is, i wonder how pc it is these days
Wore my MAGA hat to a presentation about the 2016 election to my communications class that featured a unique rare Pepe in every slide
to be fair it was cool at the time
used to make up stories to my friend in chemistry class to seem cool
once I made up a story about a girl I knew from primary school that I didn't think he would ever meet, being a drug addict and stuff and how she was my mate
he would laugh loads when I told the stories
then one day I saw them together on the bus
best thing I could think of
basically every Facebook message I sent to a girl during my GCSEs.
Had a 20 minute conversation with a pretty girl about kissing and sex without realising she was into me.
Some highlights
Her: I always want guys to just, you know, go for it? It's super romantic to me I wish a guy would kiss me out of nowhere ya know?
Me: Right yeah
Her: Oh hey we're alone, isn't that funny?
Me: Not really, what do you mean?
She gave up eventually and I don't blame her. The poor lass kept trying to shag 17 year old me and I kept being criminally autistic
you must have lived a charmed life if thats the most autistic
Did you pick up the tartan paint though lad? How about the spirit level bubble? And the AC battery? What about the adjustable needle nose pliers? And the elbow grease? And the glass hammer? Importantly, did you get the left handed paintbrushes?
Post examples
classic deano
The second most autistic thing you've done is choosing to post on Brit/pol/ with that meme flag. And my second most autistic is pointing it out
>left handed x
A classic. I've fallen for that one before as a kid. Don't think this is really an 'autistic' thing, just naivite.
Going ..
I told you about porn writing for Paul Raymond in the 80s porn mags , ha share lol I was the guy who wanked that gen .. I Respect that as my wank stories .. lol .!!lol
yeah I'm not very autistic tbf
I have a girlfriend
she's a drug addict
It's still going, it's a bit tamer than before but definitely not PC. Just running out of ideas I think.
I like it, deal with it mate. Custom flags are fun.
>be me, bit of a deano when younger
>out on the lash, crowded pub
>see my mate at the bar
>go up behind him
>"wahey, lad!"
>*slaps arse playfully"
Guy turns round, wasnt my mate. Just had the same shirt on, mfw...
What drugs is she addicted to?
GO ON MWEMBE ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD LAD
Me too. I went back over the old facebook messages from first year at uni and Jesus fucking Christ I was a sad cunt. Managed to get some shags out of it though so it can't have been full-autist.
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Oh dear, well, one time I asked a girl if she was a model. Another time I asked my crush out on a date via Facebook, she said no and the whole school tried to take the piss out of me the next day (she told everyone). "OOMMMG user, you asked her out?>?!!!" and I just said "yes." It wasn't cringy then, but now it's agony.
fashions change mate. you were following the flirting fashions of the time. (thats how i sleep at night)
Do brits really fuck pastrys?
>>Filth .. I glad that the mook an Mummy an whos the other boss here LOL
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>OOMMMG user, you asked her out?>?!!!" and I just said "yes."
Alpha as fuck
Serves him right for not going to Uganda
All the animals without any of the smelly y*nk tourists "finding themselves"
>"hey. user, what's up?"
>"haha yeah, :P I'm gooood, just chillin, wubu2?"
My head is imploding with cringe
we love those pasty babies ;)))
more autist than alpha
did you fuck though?
There's a venn diagram
heh
pretty sure I've sent that exact message to a girl when I was 13
Yeahhh lad
Preusse is back !
I fkn love viz. Sure some of the old writers are at the sport now.
Once messaged a girl after a party in year 10
>a lot of people have been saying that i'd have no chance with you, is that true?
Never responded and an entire group of people at school stopped thinking I was sound.
I'm literaly silent screaming while shaking my desk at the memory of those Facebook messages I sent to her. There's a picture of me unironically holding a Nerf gun to my head too.
There was a girl who liked me for 6 months and it completely went over my head
>unironically sending smileys
cmon lad
Love you preusse ! Best trip
>23:30 GMT
>Lifelong Question Time fan
>Is it any good?
I just downloaded the latest issue and flicked through for a page to post and not one of them even approached the genius of that one. It is a shame. Private Eye's shite nowadays as well.
I'm not sure I was though, unless the fashion was to send
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to about 30 girls at like 0430 on a Tuesday. Thankfully some of them clearly had such low self esteem that it took no more effort.
Fuuuuuuuck that's made me feel terrible. I don't think I was ever that much of a faggot. Hope you're better now m8
kek that legitimately made me laugh. Just terrible.
i'll give you my private eye so to speak
Bitches love smiley faces
How do you justify your actions sexually
and post here still?
There's a lot (((naming))) in this Morgoth stream.
i'd gladly bet a hundo that you just were that cunt to talk to 'weird' birds who obviously had a crush on your local Preuße™ about their crush on the local Preuße™at 2 in the morning.
You just lost. As far as I can remember I've never once spoken to a girl about her crush on anybody. Not all of us are faggots. Autistic, maybe, but not faggots
I still do horrible things like that when drunk
and I still talk like a spastic in text form
I never really got my head around how often I should say haha, and how to not make my messages sound dry
I blew various chances with girls at school and to this day I regret every single one of them and wonder if life would have turned out differently if I'd taken the opportunity with even one of them
Keks thats a really rough one lad
>As far as I can remember
So you just blocked it out?
Because I'm a good boy now
No sexual activity since June
haha
>J U S T
dont mind me just sitting here trying to figure out what the fuck this headline says
>Implying it's not strong will
Speaking of JUST...
My fave from the UK papers. Got the last VIZ annual for Crimbo and it is still ok. Just same old same old.
(((wider globalist project)))
when i think back to how they were writing these 12-15 years ago when i was a kid, theyd make somebody like 8ace, the modern parents, roger mellie etc all totally different.
im scared to look out a copy, every fucking time ive gone back to see the modern version of a kids show or whatever theyre all totally fucking kiked to me now
>wn falseflagging
C'mon you know I don't namedrop unless I'm provoked to talk about said person like you're doing now or talking to said person.
shame, nothing is safe is it
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Ladies and gentlemen it's that time again. Let's play WHAT RACE IS SHE?
>pubes is wn!
>pubes is rimmer!
>pubes is eddie!
>pubes is yktd!
>pubes is t. not an emo!
>pubes is the meme merchant!
>pubes is pakiposter!
>pubes is dantheman!
>pubes is anonymous!
>pubes is caesar salah!
>pubes is c o p e!
>pubes is randposter!
>pubes is masonposter!
>pubes is ebin!
>pubes is karenposter!
>pubes is rightly so!
>pubes is the desert fox!
>pubes is steerpike!
>pubes is not bomber rimmer!
>pubes is cotswold!
>pubes is panzer!
Am I forgetting anyone? Who else am I? Apart from a faggot ofc.
who has the stinkiest penis in here. need pics on imgur let's go. british fiveskins ftw
It's a difficult thing to get right, I've never managed. I just try to play it cool, intersperse my messages with gifs of dogs and ignore them for a while now and then. Seems to work.
English and Libyan
At midnight all the faggots crawl out of the sewer.
that reminds me, has anyone ever claimed that I'm honk?
Orc & gollum?