I think I'm in love

I think I'm in love.

You know that's a boy right?

ITS A TRAP

She's so disgusting.

> swallow

Nothing lewd this time you fucking deviants

>tfw you'll never hear her seductively yell EXPLOSION ever again

What kind of girls do you think that she (he) likes? Haha

Megumin is naturally lewd though.

>I think I'm in love.
>14 years old

I want to pat that fluffy head

You might not want to. I kinda had my way with it.

Loli Zinnia

>196cm
>roughly 105kg

Imagine how fun it would for him to manhandle your tiny body. He'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend you over and fuck you on.

>no Artisan Weaver/Megumin doujin where he mating presses her over the guild receptionist counter

Megufags on suicide watch

That water looks nice.

i left that life behind

she is the one and only thing that is not completely trash from that series

Nice bait, faggot.

I'm actually okay with it as long as Megumin is not the one getting fucked by some random guy.

Yunyunfags on suicide watch

We need to make one of these bully copypastas for Aqua.

Why's she so perfect guys? I need an answer.

Don't question perfection.

Just don't even try. She is a being of pure flawlessness.

>you'll never have a Megumin in your life
suffering

What would you do to this Megumin?

He would never be a top. He has the heart of a young boy longing to be topped by amazonian women and thicc milfs.

B-BAKA STOP PERVING ON ME YOU LOLICON HENTAI!

cuddle and hold hands

hold hands

>ywn be laughed at and told how pathetic you are by Aqua as she pegs you with a massive Aqua-blue dildo

JUST FUCKING END ME

Probably just hungry

>implying Megumin actually acts like this

Thank god she doesn't, that would be cancer.

>calling herself a loli

She may not have called herself a Loli, but as you can see by that scene, she does act like that.

Ram my cock down her throat over and over until she uses explosion on my dick and I cum explosively before dying and our blood, cum, and cunt juice is turned into a puree

No, she doesn't

She covers her breasts like anyone normally would, but doesn't sperg out like a cliche tsundere. Even when Kazuma first stole her panties, she calmly called him scum and asked for them back.

Those all sound great, but Darkness is blocking your path. How do you get around Darkness to get to Megumin?

...

Megumin is a dirty slut and wants Kazuma to rape her shitty asshole.

Tell Darkness I'm going to do dirty, dirty things to her when I'm done with Megumin. Tell her I'm going to whip her ass so hard it leaves welts. She'd be incapacitated by orgasm.

use drain touch on her and verbally abuse her

tickle her

>Megumin abandoned her chuuni eyepatch after the 2nd episode

This isn't right.

>dirty

She is clean

>shitty asshole

She is clean and probably has no interest in anal

>she is a slut

As much as you can be while being a boyfriendless virgin I guess

She's comfortable enough with the party that she doesn't have to bother keeping up a chuuni appearance.

>As much as you can be while being a boyfriendless virgin I guess

Am I wrong?

She is a chuuni by nature though. When Darkness appeared with Vanir's mask she asked Kazuma to give it to her since it appealed to her chuuni sense.

YUNYUN IS GODDESS
MEGUFAGS BTFO
MIGHT AS WELL KYS NOW AND SAVE NATURE THE TROUBLE

She actually do it in the episode where she is in the bath with trashuma

MEGUMIN IS A BULLY! A BULLY!

YUNYUN IS BEAUTIFUL AND PURE

MEGUMIN IS A B U L L Y
U
L
L
Y

He actually did it, the absolute madman

Go away! Go away from my thread, Yunyun!!!

>TFW YUNYUN WILL NEVER GIVE YOU A LOOK OF INDIGNATION ONLY TO BREAK WHEN YOU PLAYFULLY HARASS HER AND GENTLY KISS HER FACE
WHY LIVE?

There is a difference between liking cool things and wanting to be making poses/speeches constantly.

>Yunyunfag awkwardly coming to a Megumin thread to make friends

>openly admit to bathing with a scummy guy like Kazuma
>Megumin thinks this is an accomplishment

>THIS FACE

If Yunyun doesn't go away, I-I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke!!

YUNYUN > DARKNESS > WIZ > AQUA >>>> ERIS >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> SMEGUMIN

...

Crimson mages are instantly better than the other girls because of their superior genes. However, Megumin is clearly the best of them all.

She was practicing her lines outside Keele's dungeon.

>BLAND CHUUNI KYOANI REHASH WHO EXISTS EXCLUSIVELY FOR COMIC RELIEF

>WELL-DEVELOPED GODDESS (PHYSICALLY AND AS A CHARACTER) WHO FILLS MULTIPLE NICHES

Boys, boys. Why can't we have both?

>Yunyun
>just a big breasted Megumin with an inferior haircut
What's the appeal?

FUCK YOU

>she'll never make this face at you as you take her virginity consensually

Can someone give this to Kazuma please? Don't open it, it's private.

Both is good.

Whoops... I opened it and instantly came in my pants.

...

After marathoning the whole 2nd season today, I can with utter certainty declare that Yunyun and Lalatina are actually a step above the others.

>Yunyun lovers exist

I have nyoh idea.

>I like saggy tits: the post

YunYun was a mistake

There are so many 10/10 megumin doujins. It's absolutely orgasmic.

I love Megumin's 3 lip

>watching Konosuba
>not liking saggy tits

Explain yourself.

hes smaller than me though

die

Hmm, I think I want you to delete this one

Actually no I'm more of an omnivore when it comes to breasts with an aversion towards overly large cowtits.

Why does this creature want an おんぶ?

Ok, when did this meme start and why wont it die?

You're right. But I'm still oddly unsatisfied.

Where's the meme?

It doesn't exist.

imagining it, it looks like 2 pages won't cut it to illustrate this

Do you prefer:
1. Lewd Megumin
OR
2. Cute Megumin
?

I'm a purityfag, so cute Megumeme gets my vote.

Megumin is lewd, cute and pure all at the same time, so that's a non-matter!

Does it matter?

Not really. I'd suck her feminine penis if she had one.

Welcome to the club. I'm losing sleep over this.

This has to stop