Megumin is crying. Cheer her up, Sup Forums

Megumin is crying. Cheer her up, Sup Forums.

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*whips out kleenex and dries her tears* It'll be okay, squirt.

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You'll be able to destroy entire countries with your explosion magic one day. I guarantee it!

Fine.
>whips out Excalibur

Transfer mana to Megumin and allow her to do another explosion. Then treat her to a delicious meal and wash her frail body in the bath.

I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

No Season 3

>she will never use her bare chest to wash your back

Why fucking live?

"Teach me how to use jihad magic."

>she will never hug you tenderly while you stoke her hair in your bed after she confessed her love for you

Just kill me, please.

>she will never demand that you cum in her and have aqua feltch it at the climax of a threeway

I want to comfort this loliko with my dick.

She's scared of the size of my dick

>She will never madly fall in love with you after you use half of your fortune to buy her a new staff and manantites on her birthday so she can cast Explosion multiple times.

>she will never look at you with such passionnate eyes.

Why the fuck are Megufags so depraved? Stop defiling her with your lewdness!

The Chinks translated a vol9 ss about Kazuma and Megumin going on a date. Anyone know if this is the same as the drama cd one?

Hot fucking damn.

Is this the Megumonday thread?

Wow are you really Megumin? They say you're the most powerful mage in the world and one who can use explosion magic!

This show looks fucking awful. How do you retards even watch this?