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at least it's not piss like in a woman. oh wait. he's like 12,000 years old. old men dont know shit. you should never do what he did when younger. it's like alcohol, you asian Finn person. if a kid never drinks wine with dinner he might overdo it at 21. it's better to be like the italians who never get drunk per se, but also "train" their children. youre retarded

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>infection

>(((Dr Roy Levin)))

if you use one normally you'll just unload laying there too. the daily bowel movement is the worst tabloid in the UK

>experience the best orgasm of your life
>become a sex god who can climax 10 times in one night with your woman
The only catch is you have to shove a dildo up your ass every night.

t. dr Levin

>using a prostate massager he bought to soothe the symptoms of an infection

Waaayyyyyy ahead of you

> to soothe the symptoms of an infection
Prescribed by Dr. Shecklestine Goldburg no doubt.

Can you have it completly removed without anything wrong? For instance go to my doctor or find a surgeon or some shit and ask him to remove mine?

I have a incredibly huge fear about getting prostate cancer and I also think its just a gross organ.

>prostate jew

Fuck off. Thanks to aneros, I my brain is rewired and I no longer fall for the vaginal Jew.

Also:
>ywn have a Super O

>he doesn't massage his prostate
You're missing out man

Sure, you can have it removed. Your dick won't get hard anymore though, and I think you will have issues with pissing.

even if I pop viagra or other dick hardening meds?

This thread will draw fags like flies to a shit covered prolapsed anus.

>vaginas are self cleaning

Also precum and shit is made in prostate so your cum production and thus orgasms would be fucked

Kind of jealous of this dude. I used all kinds of stuff trying to get a prostate orgasm and all I ever got was a tickle. Kind of sad I can’t get any pleasure from being a fag.

did you start moving around as though you knew what you were doing? it's impossible to leave anything there and not finish after 30 minutes of "nothing". youre not special

>Dr Roy Levin
why am i not surprised?

But that sounds great

Multiple orgasms? Cumming just from positioning yourself in the way that you use the toy?

That sounds fucking awesome, I feel like I should look into this and if it's true, I could use the toy in many different positions and rewire myself to orgasm all the time everywhere and basically live in heaven.

I just clicked on this to see if OP was gearing up to genocide some tatars or something, but after learning about this shit it kinda seems like I'd be a faggot if I don't shove things up my ass.

He was infected with AIDS so his doctor prescribed him a dildo.

I’m not an expert at fucking myself with a dildo but I tried a few different kinds several times at various angles, sizes, vibration settings, etc. Nothing. At some point after stuffing fake dicks in your ass for hours and getting nothing out of it you’ve just got to accept your fate.

>I have a incredibly huge fear about getting prostate cancer
Why? It's the least harmful cancer by far.
Something like 0.1% mortality, and if you're diligent you catch it early.

truvada
you know when you go to car wash and it's the one you do yourself? that hose will be your dick. also there's an interesting thread on door stoppers. the boing thing? that will be your diamond mode. hehehe

youre not listening and i still dont believe you
it's cuz it's "use it or lose it" in reality so we push nofap and "cut off your dick skin and also g spot"

I think you replied to the wrong dude.

im only telling you why a person would ever say the stupid shit they do

holy fuck, my brother has one of those.
I don't even know how to start this talk...

I'm sold, where do I order?

...

hello.jpg is your fate, you have been warned

ok matilda

The prostate wraps around the urethra, so removing it brings a significant risk of urinary incontinence. But if you're the sort of person who actually likes wearing diapers then go for it.

It's a thing. Look up "prostatitis." That said, this article is definitely Jew shit trying to condition you to shove things in your arse for no reason.

Well you’re not really making any sense so I don’t know what to tell you. Not about to relive 3-4 hours of fishing around in my ass for a G-spot with an array of plastic cocks. If you’ve got some mystical technique let’s hear it.

I remember one time during P.E. At school we had to do fitness and climb ropes, when I did it I over exhausted myself by the time it came to climbing. When I tryed I got halfway up and ended up getting a full body orgasm so intense, like nothing I felt before. I fell from the rope in ecstasy and pretended I slipped. Anyone else orgasm from exercise?

>not massaging your anus/prostate with a small vibrator or your hands lubed up imaginging its a girl's tongue in your ass

Plebs

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the opposite
it's happened from the outside. on the goochal area. from somebody else. just repetitive quick presses on the thing. or OP's pic. inserted correctly. fucking lie on your back and wait 30 mins. that's it. after 30 minutes ALL men will cum. if you dont get super hard just from beginning that's also a lie. nobody keeps that shit in for 4 months like you say

Getting a vibrating prostare massage was the greatest decision in my life. I get leg shaking body orgasms, it truly beats jerking off.

>it's impossible to leave anything there and not finish after 30 minutes of "nothing".
Are you saying that just leaving something in there for a half hour is enough to cause a prostate orgasm.

yes

>mfw found out I could make myself feel really cold or really hot by using certain memories and thoughts
>mfw I tried this with orgasms & I can now orgasm any time with just the right chain of thoughts
who /addicted/ here?

Not true though

im going to stop doing all of that now. you happy?

What is this shit?

Lol it looks like a sword handle

Nah bud I’m not happy because Aneros shills like you duped me into thinking I’d be shooting ropes of jizz everywhere from a quaking orgasm when all it does is tickle a bit.

heard you the first time. being a male sucks. down with men. please crush my testicles

user pls
i'm dying

Also you won't be able to have children.