Megumin Monday

Why is she so perfect, guys? She makes my heart go doki doki.

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>Megushit
Kill yourself, shit eater.

>145cm
>roughly 40kg

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

>Oh no, a thread about a character I dislike! I must act like a toxic faggot because obviously I have nothing better to do.

Fuck off, Aqua.

so let's this discuss this,

do megumin counted as loli or not?

No, she doesn't have the body of a loli. Kazuma just calls her a "lolikko" because she's small and cute.

>posting it again to get more (You)s

Pathetic.

Get wrecked.

Do you guys prefer lewd Megumin or cute Megumin?

sauce?

Is "both" an option?

I'd argue she is always both, but she can lean in either direction.

50/50 is a viable answer though.

Lalatina wins KazumaKazumabowl.

60% cute, 40% lewd for me.

COWTITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

loliNEET.

Megumin isn't a loli!

deal with it nerd, you're a pedo

I am, but Megumin is too old for my taste.

Is Komekko more to your liking then?

Yes, and no.
I like her type and all, but we don't see enough of her to say she is.

This is how I keep myself alive

People should stop shipping kazuma and megumin, kazuma firmly stated that he is not a lolicon so I guess the rest of the girls have a better chance with him. The fact that megumin likes him doesn't mean they will end together.

If your heart doesn't go BLAM BLAM, you are not truly in love with the goddess of explosions.

Hatless. Her hair is by far the cutest. Can be lewd, cute or cool

>kazuma firmly stated that he is not a lolicon
[citation needed]
The way I see it, he just doesn't want to be called a lolicon, but has nevertheless shown signs of attraction to Megumin more than a few times.

cool Megumin

Which is funny, because Kazuma looks closer in age to Megumin, than to the other girls who look way older than Kazuma.
Darkness in particular looks like she could be his mother.

Someone will upload the game as soon as the BD is out on Friday right?

I just realized. There might be no bras in Konosuba universe. Kazuma steals panties all the time, but he never stole bras. That's why all girls have sagging breasts.

Why is there no good porn or lewd fanart of Megumin?

Are you serious mate? Danbooru and panda website is filled with megumin right now.

Are you joking? ExH has a lot of god-tier Megumin doujins, Sankaku has 2500 Megumin pics and pixiv has at least triple that amount.

Not unless she got preggers at 12.

Darkness is an old hag!

Bakuretsu bakuretsu la la la.

Would drunk Megumin try to cast explosion or just annoy Kazuma? Still not sure what I want to do here.

She'd try to vanquish yunyun with her mighty sword excalibur.

Post more of Megumin's nonexistent cleavage

Where can I import BD 7? The cover art is perfect

she makes one of her nipples slip out of her dress to tease and bully him

Hey anons, what about that axis cult huh. It sounds pretty great, maybe we should all join it.

Have some pocky too.

Who has the better cleavage?

Is that even a question? One of these two doesn't even HAVE a cleavage.
Megumin.

Why is Aqua cosplaying as best girl?

Yunyun's yunyuns.

Does anyone have that SUPER low cut yunyun cleavage picture?

WHAT'S WITH THOSE BREASTS

Yes yes, I'm Kazuma.

Low cut like this?

>same resolution
>same filetype
>different filesize

Ohh boy! Another week of the same 3 anons spamming the same pictures over and over again.

I think was edited because the filesize is exactly 1.2 MB on the artist's Twitter.
Don't you know how to read the poster count?

Megumin threads actually reach 180 posters when the activity peaks, so you're really far off.

33 IPs here according to 4chanx

It's just me and my 32 phones

>Falling for bait
Megumin is dissapoint.

Poe's law

Posting real best girl.

Girls whom you have a bro relationship / best relationship make the best partners.

This is an undisputed fact.

Megumin is a cunt.

that's only 17 phones where are the others?

Oh, yes. I guess unpopular girls also need and deserve attention.
You're free to AW here by posting the objective worst girl, but please do it with moderation.

megumin.love
Rie's voice is like music to my ears.

>Rie's voice is like music to my ears.
And her face is made to be sprayed on with cum.

>And her face is made to be sprayed on with cum.
Make it happen commander.

why so mean user?

She is pretty cute. I like her.

Hey did we ever get a update on that user that met her in a store and talked to her?

Or was he a huge lying fag?

Come on user, who would do such a thing? Go on the internet and tell lies?

This is very addictive. I can see why it has more then 15 million clicks.

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Waaayyyy up my asshole

Not that user but I did meet her in a trainstation. Gave her the bbc and she squirted all over it.

True story.

Can we please never ever bully my wife YunYun?

That's a pretty big ass she's got there.

Don't worry, Megumin is the only woman in my life.

...

Not for bullying.

She's a big girl

Can YunYun be loved?

It honestly hurts me when people bully Yunyun. It's over the line. She's pure, kind and innocent, she doesn't deserve Megumin-treatment. Megumin on the other hand can be bullied to DESS.

She's like a big breasted Megumin, so I guess she'd be an okay mistress. I can't picture myself loving her any more than that.

>I might be a NEET, but I’m not a lolicon.
LN vol.10 chapter 1

>She's like a big breasted Megumin, so I guess she'd be an okay mistress. I can't picture myself loving her any more than that.
Their personalities are completely different.

Yunyun is naive and kind.
Megumin is a dumb chuuni who needs to be bullied.

Cute in the streets, lewd in the sheets

I'm obviously talking about their looks, cunt. Her boring personality is the reason why I can't love her.

He's in denial. During the bath scene with Megumin and Darkness, the thing that first piqued his interest was Darkness talking about Megumin's butt.

Go away Yunyun, nobody likes you here, only good for bullying saggy tit slut.

>this thread

>Her boring personality is the reason why I can't love her.
Oh, child. Generation Z surely is cancerous.

>Go away Yunyun, nobody likes you here, only good for bullying saggy tit slut.

Sorry, but she has as much personality as a wet dishrag.

But cute is lewd.

She has loving, caring and kind personality.
Underage teenagers can't understand it, you look for flashy meme girls like Megumin.

Anyway she isn't loli anymore, she's almost 15 and Kazuma 17, she is just flat chested short girl.

That's obviously Darkness.

>reiterates the reasons why people find Yunyun boring
>"You're a kid for disagreeing with me, and so is the majority of the Konosuba fanbase because they like Megumin"
It feels like I'm talking to a wall. So much for Yunyuntards I guess.

Yunyun would be a good wife.