How do we solve the soyboy epidemic?

How do we solve the soyboy epidemic?

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these are the people calling you soyboy

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>tfw this would probably be a great joke
>it's serious so it doesn't matter
What a sad existence

>The soylent grin

This is a person who generalizes like a retard

>letting a girl dictate what you do with your life
>not even masculine activities

Blimey

How fucking lame do you have to be to have to sign this or have your girlfriend even bring it up.

there really is no solving it. weak willed men have been oozing their way around society since homo erectus.

You wish, soyboy.

lol if you need to sign a contract, the relationship is already over, dude.

Get a real girlfriend or remove yourself from the gene pool.

>a girl desperately wants attention from her soyboyfriend
Honestly, the dude is pretty pathetic.

I'll kill you fucking nigger

Institute military training as a required elective for grades from 1-12, also enstill a militaristic culture on par with starship troopers, that would also help end the obesity epidemic in this country

what kind of soy bitch can't come up with 60 bucks to buy the game and say fuck your contract

Your country is so small that it is a credible threat

Back to limon negrito

At least they have women. You virgins are just jealous you don't anybody to share your life with in your mother's basement

It's a boing thing, OP. You wouldn't understand.

I hate the soydemic just as much as the rest but this isn’t really the hill to die on. Clearly this is a cutesy joke. We don’t have to be at defcon 1 at all times.

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thats so fucking hot

More examples of this stupid face

>tfw gf bought me a Switch for Christmas

Am I a... soyboy?

what did he have to do for the season pass?

Just so we’re clear
Bald≠bugmen
Beard≠numale
Glasses≠soyboy
Short≠soyim
Ugly≠mutt

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>playing videogames
>gf texts me to go to lunch
>i stop playing and head out to meet her because jesus christ it's just some stupid game made to waste time

This is a sign he’s going to be a murder victim.

These aren't soyboys per se, but what would you call these?

Women are more of a time waste than video games.

How do you know where I live?

depends on the game and if you're a casual or not

colonials?

Meant for

Just sad

You literally can't be more than 30 miles from San Jose

Disabled children enablers

pretty much this. he's obviously a beta but she is a QT and most dudes here are virgins. better to be a beta than an omega.

Lonely horny old men

It honestly means she loves him

putin and pals

Underrated

Future mass shooters

>11 minutes
why so specific

Sometimes I wish I was braindead like all the happy people

beta males. why did this term come out of fashion? if you cant get a girl of your own race (and you're the superior race) you're a fucking beta.

I didn't know you could bulk buy whores. Does Thailand have a Sams Club?

>friend has a chinese wife
>hang out with them all the time
>years ago
>meet chink girl
>don't really have yellow fever but she was pretty hot
>user when can I meet your friends
>think what we'd look like, two white guys with chink girls

We didn't last very long

Why 11 minutes?

>hey everybody I’m stupid look at me!
No they haven’t. Natural selection inherently only favors the strongest and cleverest of individuals only around the 20th century when society got advanced enough to not have any natural predators and the ones we did have like diesease we could easily cure it for the most part. And now that “every life is precious” we save the weakest genes and ensure they reproduce and no matter how dumb and weak an individual is they will find work so menial and easy they will manage to scrape by and make enough money to raise their stupid and weak offspring

Shit breath. Filipino food fuckin stinks

Sam Crub

matches only last 10 min.

Race traitors

>single player game
totally fine, if not expected.
>multiplayer game
fuck her, you can finish your round
>mmo
how do you have a gf in the first place?

lol thats a legally binding contract. dude better play nice

>respond to my texts REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>rabid negro
Kind of obvious desu, now go back to your banana plantation

Chink flag for a chink fag

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ex-pats

Strong role models. Gran Turino comes to mind.

At least that tard got his fat ass out there and in the game.

Cronulla 2.0 when, Aussie faggot coward?

This.
Its pretty cringey that the guy is so intense about gaming but its also sweet that his woman is jealous of it. I doubt they take that contract seriously as well she was probably just being playful
Its an esoteric kind of feel

Ban any soy product from being bought or sold.

I've never actually been to Reddit before believe it or not, maybe it should be my new home now.

Goodbye

>Xbox
>Cowwadooty
>Signs a fucking contract to play HIS games during HIS free time
Fucking white consolefags are the worst.

Hanoiboys?

>a gift with rules
Doesnt feel much like a gift, does it?

Would anybody really accept a gift if it came with any rules or demands?

it's probably a sign from her that he's not giving her enough attention in the first place, but she's trying to be understanding and supportive of his hobbies.

She probably went about it in the wrong way, but short of just fucking communicating without jumping through hoops, she at least took action

>that would also help end the obesity epidemic in this country


Mainly need to put iodine back in salt.
And cane sugar back for sweetening.

J U S T

you can't pause a multiplayer game you dumb bitch

Honestly, I think it's cute, and she's cute. Who cares.

>required
>elective

An ancap who is unaware of this statemeets obvious contradictions? What a twist

I don’t even think this shows anything about him being a beta or not, I think the note is 100% satire. Unfortunately women aren’t funny so it comes across as serious out of context.

If she were more funny it would have said stuff like “If I don’t get a text after 30 seconds I get to cut off one of your toes with a nail clipper” or “I reserve the right to burn down your house if you play longer than 23 minutes”. But she’s not funny, so the joke is “lol rules but they sound serious!”.

Gas the race blanda uppers

>being such a soyboy you can't control your vidya, porn, and drug habits
>Having a faggy first and last name
Self regulate yourself, Blake Perry

How does this game compare to Battlefield 1? Infinite Warfare was shit.

I'm even worse I watch other people play video games.

GOD SAVE MY SOUL!

>sharing a last name with Madea

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Battlefield 1 was shit, infinite was worse, this is worse than infinite.

This nigga is outdoors with the expectation someone might split his wig while soyboy Larps on an xbone and has to be reminded to fugitive his lady

>manages to have a gf while I dont

Trans-lovers/Wife importers

My old stepdad became one after he divorced my mom. He's already on his second one, the first one only married him for the green card.

God he's fucking pathetic.

meanwhile at my house:
>old lady gets the game for herself (nazi zombies)
>plays it for 20 minutes
>plays through the first mission
>mehs
>I steamroll it the next day
>drag her in for the ending
>we complain about jews for an hour
>never speak of it again

normal people do still exist, i promise.

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OP would sell his soul to have a qt gril care as much about him as that girl cares about her bf.

That's not true I have a nice apartment.

ill be honest, my apt could use some attention

Ironically, this is the guy (right) who is being called a soyboy by OP: he's pretty much a chad.

Get schools to revert back to this

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And remove the welfare system and lower the age of work and then make school a non mandatory thing up until 5th grade. And from 1st-5th grade teach them simple addition/subtraction, multiplication/division, ABC’s, how to properly punctuate and basic grammar, teach them cursive, then in the last two years teach them home ec so they learn to do laundry, cook, clean. Basic household task and for 5th grade teach them quantitative literacy (how to budget properly, pay bills with checks, finance etc) and then after 5th grade they have 2 options find a job or continue school.

This works in two ways
1. If they decide to find work by the time they’re 18 (assuming they get a raise every year and don’t quit jobs) they’ll be making enough money to live on their own paying rent.
2.if they decide to stay the school system will specialize meaning they pick a course and stick with in. No more of this jack of all trades shit. Let the kids who love math specialize and become brilliant mathematicians. Let those who love history became fantastic historians. Stop trying to stretch the children in too many directions.
Also I’m 5th grade get girls maternal instincts kicked in so they start pumping out white babies and those girls will be with men with well paying jobs and have a stable hosuehold
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Really I couldn’t sum up how to fix it all in one post but this is just from my thoughts

he actually signed that shit

that's some grade A satire right there

but he's not tho

I hope you find someone user.

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>that's a chad
Guess I'm a fucking omega chad then.