#AUSPOL MALCOLM CAN'T HACK IT WITHOUT A JACKET EDITION

Sup lads.

>Malcolm Turnbull fined $250 for not wearing lifejacket while moving boat on Sydney Harbour
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>Chinese power giant sees bright future in Australian renewables
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>Labor backs Australian national drivers license scheme
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>Gina Rinehart gains $3.5b to become only Australian among world's 100 richest
afr.com/news/gina-rinehart-gains-35b-to-become-only-australian-among-worlds-100-richest-20171229-h0b8ob

>India imposes 30 per cent chickpea and lentil tariff, slashing Australian farmers' incomes
abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-12-29/india-imposes-30percent-tariff-on-imported-chickpeas-and-lentils/9290358

>AFP ready to enforce new spying laws
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>New Year's Eve: Extra police, bollards in Melbourne but 'no specific threat' to city's celebrations
abc.net.au/news/2017-12-29/new-years-eve-in-melbourne-no-threat-extra-police/9291468

>Record security for colourful Sydney NYE
sbs.com.au/news/record-security-for-colourful-sydney-nye
>>>>Riot squad officers with military-style rifles will be equipped to launch a tactical armed assault in response to a situation like a vehicle attack or mass stabbing.

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9news.com.au/national/2017/12/29/16/06/gangs-transform-community-centre-into-graffiti-covered-drug-den
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5219687/Inside-Melbourne-community-centre-trashed-African-gangs.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

It's not a fucking hashtag

>Adelaide will be getting Terrorist sirens around the CBD
Even in the fucking video a terrorist expert warns that those sirens are a bad idea and cause a panic

Hello cunts.

I wish the shitskins would put tariffs on live stock.

When I grew up lamb chops were cheap, hated them towards the end of my childhood, now they are a luxury food.

fucking fuck, installed LibreELEC on my NUC but i can't get it to boot when it's plugged into my TV. I can boot off my monitor and then plug into the TV but if I (((shut it down))) then it doesn't do shit, I am going to throw this fucking nuc at the wall

>Malcolm Turnbull fined $250 for not wearing lifejacket while moving boat on Sydney Harbour

>fines for rich people
>the law is working!!

I wish we'd stop feeding their country period. Australia, the breadbasket of AUSTRALIA. not fucking asia. How the hell can GUTTER TRASH afford to buy our high-wages-created foods anyway? There's shennanigans afoot

>Revellers are being urged to stick to their plans and enjoy the night's entertainment, which will include a rainbow fireworks tribute to the LGBT community.

God I hope the mudslimes go all paris on this shit

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remove all brown people

>#bringbacktheWAP

They can't. Their rich can.

What's for dinner tonight lads? Having chicken & hot chips here.

Alri lads don't all speak at once. Haha.

KFC tonight bois.

got the zinger stacker box with 3 wicked wings. pump me full of the estrogen jew already. fuark this is good.

Am I the only one who can't stand this shit?

>national drivers license
That won't do anything considering every single drug addict in this country can whine to the magistrate about how he has such a hard life and is working so hard to get better and get off from a hit and run charge with a 6 month license suspension, while every genuine person who wants to cooperate with the law gets hit with a $2,000 fine for admitting that yes, they did in fact go 5 over the limit.

You're not alone, I hate NSW too.

fugg me. wicked wings when fresh. fuckin' mint.

Gitgud

chickpeas u fucking unaustralian cunt, support our farmers! every family needs a chickpea farmer! support your local bloke! chickpeas make chicks pee!

Slow cooked beef and corn on the cobb. Keeping it simple

There's nothing more bracing than waking up from a drinking session and finding you've destroyed something. I absolutely went to town on my glasses and have no memory of it.

I was thinking about drinking through to new years but might take a break now

Based zinger stacker

hii brothers marlborough here

Every time I see a retard crash at normal road speeds I know that natural selection is still working.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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mcchicken sauce is just mayo.

Anyone in Adelaide and want to catch up for a beer tonight? Gonna head down to the wheatsheaf hotel later.

>>Malcolm Turnbull fined $250 for not wearing lifejacket while moving boat on Sydney Harbour
I love this country.

nah i'm gunna getmad instead

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Feel sorry for that family in NSW, 3 out 4 wiped out by a guy on methodone or something. Ripped off. Could've been anyone. Could have been me. But it was them.

not much of an aussie then are ya?

he should get fined more for being a fucking shit PM

>terror alert at probable

anyone else thinking of sitting it out this year?

authorities are facist nazis. innit dat rite comrades?

I'm honestly surprised and saddened that some bogans haven't gone around and burned every mosque to the ground on behalf of the aussie population

sounds like HDMI handshake issues
try other HDMI cables, make sure they are HDMI 2.0 rated

muslim minorities are chicken shit, they wont do anything to the aussies who hit back

But people love it. Life is boring we need happenings and panic to feel HIGH.

But you as well as those owners of live stocks love money don't you?

when are you petrol sniffers gonna cull the abos

>when are you abos gonna cull the abos

fpbp, this

Yea I am, for the first time a friend invited me to go clubbing for NYE but I am a bit paranoid and I don't want to get shot.
I don't even enjoy clubbing that much so it's just not worth it.

Guys im lost. Im at the bus stop

it's in your native tongue though, bruce chang qunt

Coming from a family of graziers who are making a mint at the moment selling to Asia and the EU. Cheap aussies can eat our old heffers while the big payers get our premium beef.. meanwhile I’ll keep making coin.

But im white. Can't you see my ipad?

ipads are chinese

Are you a fat cunt?!

Ipads are american user.

yeah it's display port to HDMI i was using it as a to teach myself linux command line but I don't need it anymore. Was trying to set it up for a mate to use so he could stream or download off my seedbox. The only other output is mini HMDI and I don't have a cable for that. Might have to go out and get one tomorrow. Fucking smashed at the moment

African niggers destroy park in Melbourne.

9news.com.au/national/2017/12/29/16/06/gangs-transform-community-centre-into-graffiti-covered-drug-den

>The once-pristine, glass-walled Ecoville Community Park was recently opened to residents at a new housing estate in Tarneit, in Melbourne's west.

>After becoming a hangout for a number of gangs – including the Apex-linked "Menace to Society" African ethnic gang – the privately-owned facility has become a graffiti-covered mess.

>Police in Victoria have been warned of potential "ambush" attacks on officers by gangs of street youths in the wake of a terrifying assault in Melbourne's western suburbs by members of MTS on December 20.

>Victoria Police officers were warned in a memo over teenagers using a "deliberate ploy" to "lure" officers into backstreets to attack them, News Corp reported.

thoughts?

I am waiting for a cop to shoot one of these nigger fuckwits

>Wyndam Police described a disturbing scene last month when they arrived at Ecoville after reports of antisocial behaviour.

'Whilst there conducting a recon of the area, the officers were approached by a large group of youths demanding to know what the police were doing in 'their park', among other pleasantries,' they said.

How does that make you feel? Diverse enough?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5219687/Inside-Melbourne-community-centre-trashed-African-gangs.html

sawyer is better

Its in wyndam dude who gives a shit. That quarantined shithole is the reason police officers still has their jobs.

fucking youths, i am not going to call every nigger a youth as racial sland

No it's in Tarneit, the officers going to the park were just from Wyndam.

McChickens are fucking terrible, /ck/ memed me into that shit.

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Had me an ultimate box today, and a zinger stacker the other day. Good shit.

I ain't a fat cunt I swear. Not even 70kg

Okay...?
1) Crime is a an inevitable part of society
2) Its quarantined to the west
3) its giving officers their jobs

These ppl are like the american equivalent of ghettos. The only way to fix this is if the western suburbs housing prices increases to the point where theyd be pushed out of melbourne. In other words urban development and gentrification is the only answer

man speaking of ultimates i am fkn fangin' for an ultimate double whopper aye

>no more car manufacturing in Ausland
So when Turnbull said "jobs and growth" he meant for the poos and chinks when we outsource our labor?
Fuck oath m8

The real Aussie shows his hand.

This is why I tell people not to donate to farmers if there is drought or whatever.

This is why you shouldn't give a fuck about them whinging about milk prices etc.

I wonder if other countries are allowed to bring their beef here.

Yes the commodore is a shit house car alright.

Just goes to show, you farmers never gave a shit about the aussie comsumer. You just whine on the news occasionally that coles and woolies aren't paying you enough for your produce. Then you just inflate the price and export anyway.

Fuck you farmers.

the 2018 commodre doesnt even follow the usual previous commodore lines. They took the 2018 commodore from a car called "opel insignia"

But who wants to buy a holden these days lmao

This thread is hardcore straya central

fuck off americuck

Are you literally shilling for maccas or is this elaborate bait?
7/10 I replied.

It's pasta

how fucking good are zingers??
i'd blow a nyoonga for one single spicy boi right now

>Malcolm Turnbull fined $250 for not wearing lifejacket while moving boat on Sydney Harbour

HAHAHAHAA I fucking hate this country but I find it hilarious when government faggots get caught up in their own nanny state laws.

>mfw a few weeks back the roads minister got caught speeding since the speed limit he had put in place for "muh safety" was way to slow.

KFC on the other hand isn't a meme.

I can't even think about food right now. Had a boxed meal earlier today, then had my post-lift chadshake, and just finished eating like half a pizza.

/ck/ meme my dude

Have you seen the new life jackets? You cant (at least in SA) have the old foam ones, you need the pull cord inflatable ones that are near $100 a piece.

That image legit took 10 seconds to load. Fuck Telstra.

Unbelievable but also completely believable that Australian retard government would require it.

To be honest at this point I just don't do anything in Australia. I go to work, put my head down and get the job done, minimal talking to co workers, then drive back home and use my computer. Whenever I actually want to go out and do something, I buy a plane ticket and go overseas to escape all these bullshit regulations and other retarded laws.

I don't live here anymore, I just exist and work here. I live overseas, and so should all other white Australians.

the fuckwit blew through roadworks doing 78 instead of 40

now, i use the eastern distributor every fucking day too and from work and the day in question the road works was TIGHT, like, one lane flashing lights the whole 9 yards so CLEARLY the fuckwit took one look at the roadworkers and thought nah fuck em and decided to do nearly 80 even though without roadworks its a fucking 60 zone where he got pinged.

to add insult to injury the fuckstain lied about his driving record until someone looked it up less than 24hrs later - further making him look like an absolute assclown

i cant wait for a pollie or two to die in a drink driving smash or speeding collision

>10 seconds
wtf is wrong with your internet

Yea I can't wait for them to go off.
Finally I'll have a reason to complaing about immigration, islam and jews in public.

Lets see you talk shit when, not if, when the next drought comes - you'll be over sized hat in hand begging for government bucks. These fucking country pricks never learn from history, never innovate it's just sing when you're winning and cry when you're not.

>wtf is wrong with your internet
Look at my flag, burger. That's the problem.

i'm on telstra, not even on nbn yet and it doesn't take any time

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Lets have a massive Australia Day pilgrimage to Melbourne.

A few days before 26 january we all make our way to melbourne establish a place to stay...meet up at a few places to arrange a massive Occupy Melbourne day

I'll bring the lube.

Why bother? Its a lost cause. If anything we should just send a shit load of letters to some office saying we want the ABC sold off as that is something that MIGHT actually get put through

its funny how if he had just waited a few years he would have been radicalised toward white supremacy

Melbournes lost my friend, the SJWs have had thier way for to long and the locals were to lazy to step up and stop that shit from happening. In Qld we got one nation, in NSW they gave the mudslimes a good flogging at Cronulla. Melbourne never put the brakes on degeneracy so now they reap what they've sown.

My birfday is on the 25th. Boys night out with auspol would be fun
even better ;)

whens big rupe gonna stop fucking my internet?

they fucked mine, had NBN for 2 years and now Telstra stuck me with unlimited but it's shit during peak times. Used to have 100mbit which worked fine now it's shit between 6pm-11pm

Thats the spirit ..make plans ,get the mates together and we shall have regular pilgrimages to Melbourne.

wtf who is this guy?