PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania taking kids calls to NORAD 12/24/17
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>Pres Trump Christmas Eve messages to the troops 12/24/17
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>THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump motorcade en route to Mar-A-Lago 12/22/17
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>Tiffany in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump arrives in Palm Beach FL 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump departs DC 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump signs Tax Bill 12/22/17
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>JCS Chair Gen Dunford Christmas message 12/22/17
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>EnergySec Perry Christmas Message 12/22/17
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>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 12/22/17
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>Turtleman casual friday speech 12/22/27
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>WH Video: VP Pence in Afghanistan 12/22/17
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>Pres Trump flies through a flock of birds on Marine1 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump visiting the wounded @Walter Reed 12/21/17
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>Pres Trump wishes Merry Christmas to everybody 12/21/17
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GO TO SLEEP EDITION
MAGA
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What's the best lefty nickname?
>blumpf
>orange cheeto
>drumpf
>???
obama created more jobs
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45
Cheeto Benito
Emperor Hirocheeto
In the service industry.
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For his husband.
Flynn's singing like a bird.
We believe in you, Dahnald!
>fat cow with a nose ring
fitting, also
>second cow from the right literally looks like fucking jabba
Settle down!
every gay dude has an entourage.
>wake up
>i'm still black
How black?
your mom had to get a job somewhere
literally not an argument, she just decorates the white house and promotes fat shaming.
The best part is the dude grabbing on to the biggurl like someone's gonna steal her away.
ah, I just woke up mr president.
Just paint yourself white.
>trooper
Who the fuck names their kid trooper
*commits farm murder*
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Just nuke us.
lol
Donito Cheetolini was always my favorite, although it was just satire.
I keep puking guys. I drank water, but quickly puked that back up, and now I'm dry heaving. Do I drink more water to avoid dehydration or will that only make me continue to vomit?
Ok.
Salsa on this?
Keep drinking.
sip water
We should mandate that by law.
non-ASCII emoji was a mistake.
>being black at all
>After Trump tweet, journalists suddenly concerned about difference between weather and climate change
>Suddenly, after decades of reporting every extreme weather event as the result of global climate change, reporters deemed it necessary to remind the American public that there’s climate change, and then there’s weather.
you can't dehydrate solely by puking
diarrhea is a different story
Hello losers!
>36% approval rating
In my case, there's some other stuff.
Kek
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>yet he's still winning
I miss you energetic faggots.
You guys, I'm really scared about Mueller. Please convince me that Trump's innocent because there seems to be a lot of proof Russia colluded with Trump right now. I've been MAGAing since the primaries, but its seeming more true everyday...
>trump puts an end to climate baiting
nice
That would cut into his precious golf time.
>golf meme
>memeflag
Show me your tits bitch.
You can't stop the future.
Down with this sort of thing
Sorry as long as im alive and can breed this is not happening
fucking mongrel mutt
Threadly reminder to order your official Donald J. Trump and Mike Pence portraits from the Government Printing Office.
You can't MAGA without a picture of The Trump blessing your every move.
According to wiki, we make up 56% of the posts on last November. We literally own Sup Forums, but why most of the boards reject us?
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Here you go, dad.
vomitbro u good?
Blow the water up your ass. You absorb like crazy through your lower intestine and you can't puke it up.
>mfw there an IRL gay nigger version of Bert
So who is the next leftist scum President Trump will surpass on Twitter?
looks like a fag that got stopped on live pd one time
I dont know. Im just kinda laying here and feeling like complete shit. Feel a puke coming soon but really dont have anything left to puke.
Breeding made this happen.
We are a containment thread in a containment board.
Not for awhile if he does but Jimmy Fallon has 50 million while Trump has more than 45 million.
try to keep sipping. take care fren i hope you feel better
are you pragnent ??
You should get one of those nutritional drinks like Ensure. That shit was a life saver when I had the stomach flu a few years back.
It will take a couple months, but these guys are next in line.
Also, I just realized that Obama's account manager was doing that thing that lots of desperate accounts do to gain followers by following people:
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Containment is a fallacy.
You didn't hear 23andme have been adding nigger blood to Fuck with people.
I have that one too kek
>actual name, not a shop
Thanks I appreciate it. Hopefully it helps. Every sip I take makes me feel like puking more though :/
No, it was my dinner. Body didn't like something about it.
>Why yes, I follow 388,857 people on Twitter
>Goodness me, I only follow 65,007, how do you keep up?
i wish i was that young again
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I've heard unsubstantiated nonsense alleging that but I think people were just mad at their results for some reason or another. There's no proof of that.
Why are memeflags such cringy homos?
Go to sleep slut.
they admitted to doing it retard
I like how you formed a factual statement into a question.
I've not seen anything like that. Someone linked some anonymous report on some weird their party thing.
No, fuck that! I want to be able to post naked anime girls with MAGA hats in /e/ without worrying of the faggot ass mods deleting it.
where my schwiftys at
kek, ensure makes me want to throw up when I'm not even sick. He should drink gatorade tho.
Damn, that will take awhile
I noticed he gained a shit load of followers in the last few days.
Went from 45.2 to 45.4 in like 2 days
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We should actively campaign to gain him more followers somehow. How could we do that? I assume anyone here with an account follows him.
Who's this dude leaf?
>45th president
>following 45
>45M followers
Oh come on.
Uh oh
>not getting a notification when he tweets
What Is that?
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Who's waking up to drive me home when I am drunk all alone?
This is a profound question.
Not sure what this means?
WE BIOWARFARE NOW BOYS
>following: 0
>mere 81 tweets
based taytay
>obabo bio: president
lmao
My favorite is Mango Mussolini.
It's also the one they use the least because the left can't meme.
He's mine, you fag.
Doesn't necessarily mean bioweapons. Guy could've been exposed to it in the wild. Could've also been some kind of immunization program out of fear that NK would be hit with bioweapons (or that there'd be a leak of a national stockpile).