Stupid shit in anime

>MC getting embarrassed when some girl see his boner

Where the fuck do you live? Of course he's going to be embarrassed, what else is he supposed to do?

That's not stupid shit.

That happens to normal people too.

Did porn fuck up your brain? Do you think that a man is supposed to fuck a woman's brains out when she accidentally sees his boner?
Please, tell me more of the things you consider stupid, entertain me.

It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks

Dick is still in pants so there is nothing to be embarrassed about

And it's girl problem if she looks on your lower body parts anyway

I swear I had a boner 24/7 when I was a teen, I can only hope it wasn't painfully obvious to everyone.

It's even worse when teenage MC is teased by older woman and she make fun of his erection

Disgusting

Imagine handsome older guy doing shit like this to teenage girl, she would killed herself

faggot

She'd have to tell me she doesn't care if she were to notice.
Getting boners annoys me. I'd rather hug than fug, but my body is thirsty and won't let me hug as much as I want to without popping one.

>Not pretending you don't notice her noticing and just letting out a lowkey smile

Prep the bull,betas

This

Literally autistic.

This is how it should be done.

>tfw you are perfectly content with jacking it to 2D to relieve your urges and don't pursue 3D sex at all, or even get boners around women

The last time a woman ever gave me a boner was when I had to sleep in the same bed as my cousin and my body just reacted naturally. Ever since then, nothing but 2D.

>in 8th grade girl flashes me on school bus
>then makes fun of me for getting a boner
>everyone laughs at me

I heard that only beta males can't control their boner.

>It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks
Keep telling you that.

Nice rebutal faggotron, maybe you shouldnt have had pitched the tent then

>tsundere who has crush on main character gets violent when she is seen nude by said crush

>teenage girl
>having an erection

>see hot chick
>get boner
>"THIS IS WRONG!"
Gay.

>a girl gets embarrassed and hits a guy
>the guy comically gets injured

It's nearly impossible for a woman to injure a man without weapons.

>be in 11th grade
>this girl sort of liked to have skinship with me, hugs, carying her in my back, having me pet her head
>i always get hard but manage to hide it
>one time she sits on my lap
>ass in direct contact with dick
>get hard immediately
>she notices and stands up noisily
>screams "user why are you hard wtf"
>all the class looks at me and laughs
>get teased for it the rest of my highschool days
>girl never gets physically close to me again

>MC(female) gets embarassed when some girl sees her boner.

You should never have let her out of your back.

>get boner
>girl is offended
>no boner
>offended even more
I'll never understand this.

What? Was she autistic or something? It's normal to get a boner in this situation. Women are truly shit. 2d4life

>9th grade
>school bus never came
>this 12th graders mom drove us to school
>packed like 6-7 of us in her tiny car mexican style
>was sitting on the girl's lap in the front seat
>had a boner the entire time
>and she aint even know it

Is it really common to get bonners like that? I don't think I've ever once gotten one in a public setting.

See

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>Hug sis
>Git hard
>She never mind it
>One day later fuged her
>She became broken ntring whore with a lot of kids and destroyed life.
I never asked for this.

Boners are like strokes, they can hit you anytime

>not raping her as soon as she takes notice
you dont understand a girls heart at all user

>not hiding your boner
Niggers get out

Look at small cock McGee over here.

>being able too

Just crouch down or keep an object covering it, Jamal.

>disgusting
Y-yeah

Oh yeah, I'll obscure my penis by taking an imaginary shit in front of people. Sound advice.

>Get boner in front of mom undressing with her door open
>She sees my boner
>Starts laughing like a hag

Use a bag, or a rucksack, you reprobate.

I'm not homeless.

No, but you're obviously uncivilized.
>he doesn't carry a backpack, briefcase, or a bag
Haha, go back to the bush.

>ara ara~~

>OP wasn't a faggot today
>instead OP was a degenerate nigger

A U T I S M

That sound nice, when i slept in same bed with cousin i was too young for stuff like that. Couldn't really enjoy it.

>Make a disgusted face
>get grounded

I wonder if girls have problem getting wet.

Underrated anime.

Kids are evil.

Are you really having a discussion about something this obvious? Having a boner is a natural reaction, but it's not socially acceptable to have one in a public place. Claiming anything else just shows how detached from world you have grown.

just sitting down or leaning forward is enough to hide it normally. sit at a desk or a table, there's normally one around

I get a involuntary boner when my butt or hips hurt.

I used to randomly get boners at school when I wasn't even looking at females. Just hormones speaking.

That's not hormones but the effects of sitting all day in an desk, just like at work. Boners are stimulate through body stress sometimes, brats

How many children are in this thread? I don't really get erections unless I want one now.

>Getting hard from 3dpd
Fucking pathetic desu.

Some do.

i always hated this cliche

Try not being a low test fag.
I'm 28 and I still pop boners like no tomorrow, I don't even need rest time after I come and can keep the boner if I want to.

its just ettiqutte. no one wants to think about your ugly cock. its the same reason we dont
>pick our noses/ears
>fart aloud. at least stealth that shit
>sneeze openly
>spit up phelgm onto the floor
>openly lactate
>show off hard nipples
>pop pimples
>vomit whereever
>leave our sweat/hair everywhere
>touch ourselves (even over our clothes)
>carelessly expose genital/anal areas
>allow any visibillity for vaginal discharge/menstruation
no ones gonna kill you over it, but try to help that shit if you can

>hide boobs
>wide spread legs and show her naked vagoo

I'm a male tsundere, so I beat up girls when they see my erection.

You weren't born this way, user.

>Did porn fuck up your brain?
Well, he sure did answer that one.

Don't use her picture for such a shit post as this.

>tsundere who has a crush on main character sees a girl getting flirty with main character
>beats the shit out of the girl
Loved that.

you're a slut

That scene was fucking hillarious. After that, the dick says "konnichiwaa!", kek.

>naked

>popping boners at clothed girls like you're in need for anything female-shaped
>alpha
Alpha is affording to not be interested.

>sitting on train
>suddenly remember a severely ecchi anime scene
With how frequently this happens I'm glad no one can tell if you've got a ladyboner

Stiff nips lady.

Can still be sensed if you act and move in certain way.

>It's perfectly normal to get boner from time to time around chicks
Fucking kissless virgins, I swear.

I'm a doctor and trust me, you shouldnt worry if you get boners. You should worry if you dont get them.

You've got be really deep into your autism island to think it's normal to have a boner in public and say it's fine if people notice

>hot girl shows interest in the allegedly straight MC
>his response is to freak the fuck out

>not having a stealthy erection

Who here dicklet masterrace?

>tfw you are perfectly content with jacking it to 2D to relieve your urges and don't pursue 3D sex at all, or even get boners around women

>he actually boasts about having a micropenis

27 here, in cold weather I could be surrounded by models and not get a boner but once the average temp is over 60F, it's just a nonstop boner lasting all season.

At least he's honest with himself.

>being a dicklet for stealth
>not storing your massive schlong in a pocket dimension when not needed

Not micro thank goodness. A nice little 5 incher is very easily concealed and makes for a comfortable companion all round.

>human nature = jews
Weebs are fucking retarded.

>being too new to understand that the merchant image is to make fun of the dumbass who's content to only jack it to cartoons instead of interacting with members of the opposite sex

Lurk other boards more

I wish, fucking trousers are oppressive

Lel, I have never had a boner in my entire life you nerds

Don't assume we're too dumb to get the implication.

>not showing off your boner

Was his penis was horribly mutilated during childhood?

>easily concealed
Literally all you have to do is re-position your boner so it points straight up. Unless you have a short shirt like a faggot, even a long dick will be covered.

>letting your dick into your belly button

>Not realizing that fucking your own bellybutton in public is the best experience ever

>He cares about a woman's satisfaction

This only works with a small penis.