You've run into a drunk cake!

You've run into a drunk cake!

What do you do?

Scold her, telling her that a drink from time to time is fine but she's taking it too far.

Spin her around so she gets really dizzy and pukes and then run away.

Bully her with my penis

[x]Genuflect

Get ara ara'd.

ALL the eggs

Kick her ass OUT of my gaming coach.

I have GAMES to play.

*Teleports behind you*
"Time for some cake."

Why is there bleach on the table?

Drop her pants, slip a finger in her dirty asshole, masturbate and come all over her plump ass.

Take care of her and make her happy in life so she won't need to abuse drugs to escape reality.

Is she eating fucking plain pasta?

Frost it.

>Playing video games over the age of 13

You reek of virginity

Have a taste. What else?

Offer her a bowl of eggs

Hope I never wake up

Challenge her to a game of strip-baseball-scissors.

Anime helps you get all the pussy tho right user

>What do you do?
Stuff her into a barrel full of concrete.

You're posting unironically on a Vietnamese pictograph sharing forum you tool.

Offer her my dong.

>being on Sup Forums and saying that
nice bait user

How to spot a newfriend.

Ask her why she is drinking my bleach.

I eat the cake

Stick my dick into it?

Eat the cake until dehydration from alcohol is her least problem.

Lose our virginities

Put a cream bun in her oven, of course.

Accept the inevitable.

I once made a pasta sandwich.

Alcohol, man.

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I'll take that Kaede.

Join her.

Go home because its probably late and I have work tomorrow

You would scold some random lady?

How about this one?

Sanae was disturbingly sober in the anime.

Turn her into one of these

Drunk Cakes
=
IMPREGNATE

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Give her my dulce de leche if you know what I mean.

benis

>you've run into a drunk cake
snatch my plates, clear out the dash console, rub down the keys, wheel, console and handles and when I get home I grab all my spares and chuck 'em in a dumpster 2 blocks down.

How often is there a decent reason provided for a Cake being a Cake?

I don't get it

Drink with her and just talk.

Oh hi newbuddy

fug

Take her home
then make her eat all the eggs

Take out my own bottle and see if she passes out or tries to jump my bone first

>you have to eat all the eggs

What's up with people and eggs?

I see you haven't eaten your daily serving of eggs user.

You must have been here for more than 2 months for your garbage opinions to matter.

If she let's you stick a finger in what is stopping you from just railing her ass and busting inside that dirty poophole?
Oil and garlic sauce is a thing
Faggot

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source? google gives fuckall

ask her if she is ok, i appear to have knocked her over

>months

She's about to grab you. It's a trick.

looks kind of like tohzai

W-who is she?

I prefer doing it with my finger since my fingertip is more sensitive than my penis, I derive more pleasure that way.

Back away slowly, no sudden movements.

is she having trouble getting up? if so i help her

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You are now figuring out how to use the built-in image search to get to IQDB.

google results vary based on your location and shit
but he could have just used the iqdb->saucenao buttons

Introduce myself and join her for a drink or two. Get to know her a little bit before casually commenting on how beautiful she looks. If she responds well to it, play the underdog loner role, saying how hard it is sometimes to find a girl when most of the ones my age are all the same & no personality of their own. This is going to boost her self-image, trigger her nurturing instincts and make her feel wanted, all at once. She'll most likely get all touchy-feely with me, and that's when I'd ask her if I can kiss her. Of course she wants it, but it's good to show you're a young gentleman that considers the ladies' feels and thoughts.

>sugar cake

Also, it's better to search for the full image and not the thumbnail.

>Hate alcohol.
>Like Cakes.
Why can't they be lonely and just eat oysters instead of drinking some nasty poison.

>just eat oysters
what the fuck is wrong with with you

thanks guys, got it now. Google really gives me fuckall. If I try to search for anything it just shows me niggers and subhuman shitskin muslims as the new Europeans.

Try typing european people history into google. They are reprogramming people's brains over here and they don't even try to hide it anymore.

google image search used to be good, but they intentionally made it shit

>calling other people virgins in an attempt to insult them
>has the balls to accuse anyone else of being new

Get out. shoo shoo

You wouldn't a layer cake.

>my fingertip is more sensitive than my penis
How

he's probably circumcised

do women get that anime style of drunk?
i've never been around drunk women, as i don't drink, so do they just get way loose with emotions and shit? or is it just girls throwing up and not being cute at all?

>3DPD
It doesn't matter.
>2D
It's cute.

which one ?

Guess they took off too much. Rip user's penis

Three layers, lad.

3 in 1.

sign me right up famalam

It requires you to provide quite a lot of cream filling, but you'll manage.

are MILFs and cakes mutually exclusive?

Nope.

Tiny hands and feet

>Getting baited this hard
Where is the leak?

Why can't I find any of these?

>2D
They're in your heart.

I wish.

How much yan do you like in your cake?

It just is.
Not even.

>3d

There needs to be more of this. Yandere cakes would be beautiful instead of the boring loli yandere

0% yan, 100% dere, 25% dom