Little Witch Academia

Ursula-sensei is angrily asking you whether your yearly salary can support a child
How do you respond?

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fuck her

It can, but it won't.

"No"

Nah I'm still in college sry beb

Yeah but that would mean less money for anime merchandise.

Reminder that this fistbump was so mindblowing to Akko that it's one of her most prized memories.

It can support four.

Let's get started.

salary?

I don;t have a salary.

same seiyuu too

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>salary
I-I'll find a way.

That's pretty good range.

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I'd say yes then run away. Let her take care of the child alone

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What am I looking at here?

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What a huge momface

>even the artist portray Lotte as a man

There's no more question about it, is there?

Why do Akko and Diana wear the shortest skirts possible?

>he haven't watched Death Note's finale

Akko does it so she can run easier
Diana does it to vent downstairs

>Akko, let me teach you how to swim!

>yfw Death Note was released 10 years ago

Yes, i am Chariot! and also...I AM THE MAGIC OF THE NEW WORLD!

Tell her that Akko can eat dog food until I start earning more

>college student
>salary

Definitely not solo. This isn't the 1950s.
Shouldn't have leg-locked me.

Post lewd doujin concepts.

Prepare for trouble

What does the D stand for?

Die_

I feel like Akko should be Misa.

>Implying I have a yearly salary
You silly witch, don't you have a spell to make more money or something?

>Barbara is Jessie
Ew..

D is for Diana

Why are H&B so cute?

>Sucy drugs Amanda with a new potion of hers
>it gives Amanda all the instincts and behavior of a bird while retaining her intellect
>eventually her new bird feelings cause Amanda to go into breeding mode
>she starts sitting at the tops of trees in a nest she made, cawing like a bird to attract a mate
>miraculously, a rather large bird appears and fucks even more of her humanity out of her
>she gets pregnant
>lays eggs
>they hatch into little harpy babies
>Amanda is completely overcome with avian maternal instincts and begins to do everything a proper bird mother should, like feeding them through mouth to mouth vomiting
>after they grow up and leave she's become absolutely obsessed with being bred by more birds and laying more eggs
>eventually Costanze gets sick of it and forces Sucy to change her back

Is Akko retarded?

i wanted hannah to be jessie for her midriff

Okay.

just overly enthusiastic. Witches do see her as retarded in mahou.

>Cernunnos is the conventional name given in Celtic studies to depictions of the "horned god" of Celtic polytheism. Cernunnos was a Celtic god of fertility, life, animals, wealth, and the underworld. The name itself is only attested once, on the 1st-century Pillar of the Boatmen, but he appears all over Gaul, and among the Celtiberians. Cernunnos is depicted with the antlers of a stag, sometimes carries a purse filled with coin, often seated cross-legged and often associated with animals and holding or wearing torcs, are known from over 50 examples in the Gallo-Roman period, mostly in north-eastern Gaul.
>Not much is known about the god from literary sources, and details about his name, his followers or his significance in Celtic religion are unknown. Speculative interpretations identify him as a god of nature, life or fertility.

key that Diana used

something like
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but with ursula and finnelan

Are you?

Since we're getting all pagan, I might as well point out the idea of the Maiden, the Mother, and the Crone, which are three pagan (or neopagan) goddesses.

You could easily match up Akko as the Maiden, Lotte as the Mother, and Sucy as the Crone.

What in all the fucks is wrong with you?!

no

The one in the ED is the philosopher's stone

Akko and Diana ______hold hands_______

Good catch

It looks like the 'key' was some kind of special magic battery as she loaded it into her wand before casting the door open spell

Akko messes up a spell which makes her clothes disappear in front of the whole class

No, the bottom one is just the sorcerer's stone.

Wanna go to the Tartarus tonight?

love bees let loose in a class while diana is upfront giving a presentation

all but diana gets stung and the rest of the class looks at her

she tries to get away

Akko plays around with Andrew's Shiny Rod

I like this one

It can support about 12

Prepare ur uterus

No, but all is possible with love

Kokutou Nikke is a national treasure.

>love bees

nah, rape bees. they make the victim want to rape the first person they see.

I want to hug Ursula!

>Akko, you don't understand. I did the math. The amount of human sacrifices is fairly negligible for bringing magic back to the world.

The fact people that likes this kind of shit exists gives me despair.

what's the difference, they all become pepe "the skunk, not the frog" lepieu

my bad then but the shape is quite similar

It depends. If it's a girl I could support it, if it's a boy then you can fuck off Chariot.

>TRUST ME AKKO, ITS THE ONLY WAY

futa bees

>implying diana wont be the one saving the planet from evil

futa rape bees

The missing page Diana didn't read will probably say that a dangerous evil witch or monster was sealed alongside the Gran Triskelion.

and unfortunately we will never know who won the duel between diana and akko because the name was hidden by ancient egyptian spoiler tags

Damn I want to cuddle her

futa rape lobotomy bees

Diana was guided by a mysterious light to an ominous book that talks about a sealed power but had a missing page. That never ends up well.

>Dianas version doesnt have any text

Fuck off you and your lobotomies

Please post more startled Ursula

Nah but I'll get something soon that will be fine

Was she kicked outta luna nova for getting knocked up?

>happy ending from Nikke
That's actually pretty rare

Diana is smart enough to realize that the text was Shiny Chariot's incantations. That said, she will be missing the final one since Urusla never got it.

just normal bees

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Happy ending?! YOU CALL THAT A HAPPY ENDING?!

Only the chosen are allowed to see it.

But why did Ursula tear the part of the book that had all the warnings?

Fairly sure a digital forensics analyst paycheck is enough to cover fun time with Diana and her pets Hannah and Barbara

>Akko shows Andrew around the school because his last tour was interrupted because of her
>they stumble upon forbidden area that's filled with strange looking flowers
>flowers make you horny
>they fuck

The end.

She's about to be a grandma, that's surely happy news.

I don't think Ursula ever saw that book, it was still sealed away when Diana got to it.

someone of that job better know what data mining REALLY is about and not about looking at folders of vidya games

LINE stickers

Ursula is married and visibly pregnant with Faceless Male's child. The next time she hears Akko say "I want to be like Shiny Chariot" Ursula presents Akko to her husband for impregnation.

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new stickers when

FUND IT

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