Gentlemen, the time has come to worship our goddess.
Open your pants, remove your penises and begin fapping.
Gentlemen, the time has come to worship our goddess
Grayson Moore
Daniel Bailey
Masturbating to God seems a bit blasphemous in my opinion.
Ian Ross
But user, it is the most sacred form of worship. You give of yourself, intimately, so she may live and gain strength.
Jose Morales
I worship the devil.
Andrew Bailey
But user, Haruhi only asks for a little of your seed, is that so hard?
Grayson Rodriguez
I don't know, user. Semen has been considered the life-essence of men by many cultures. Offering perhaps the most intimate part of yourself to your goddess sounds like a good form of worship to me.
Wyatt Ramirez
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Gabriel Sanders
Listen to this user, he knows of what he speaks
Asher Gray
We need to go lewder.
Bentley Howard
>remove your penises
>and begin fapping.
With what? I removed my penis.
Aiden Foster
official
Leo Hall
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Joshua Parker
Here you go
Was wondering how long it'd take someone to mention that.
Got that as a wallscroll hanging near my bed
David Sanders
>implying any woman would take an offering of semen over offerings of wealth
Put that crusty cockadoodle away and start shelling out the big bucks for your goddess, worm.
Cameron Allen
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Cooper Wright
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Joseph Turner
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Anthony Martin
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Lucas Harris
>tfw ywn be punished for being a bad boy by Haruhi
y go on?
Christian Hughes
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Jason Gray
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Nathan Nguyen
She is not worth it.
Connor Jones
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Isaac Evans
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Jaxson Robinson
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Jonathan Wright
Can't
My balls have been hurting for over a year
Gavin King
Seek help
Landon Baker
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Austin Stewart
She's waiting user
Gavin Campbell
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Landon Morris
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Carter Brown
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Hunter Green
Are you assuming I wear pants while on Sup Forums?
Ryder Richardson
One of the top Haruhi fanarts IMO.
Aiden Flores
Literally the worst time to wear pants
Jeremiah Garcia
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Michael Bennett
Thanks man
Aiden Wilson
>remove your penis
hey that's pretty good OP
Hunter Gomez
HARUHI LEWD BUTT
Julian Peterson
>remove your penises
Oliver Fisher
Any idea what the runes say?
Noah Cook
I've fapped to Haruhi more times than I care to admit.
Carter Smith
*stretch stretch*
*bust*
*busty*
Those are my best guesses, I can't read moon. If you use your imagination, it can be better than it being written out for you when you're yacking the gack if you know what im sayin
Jose Williams
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Evan Campbell
FUCK YOU PIZZA!!!!!!
Nathaniel Miller
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Lucas Jackson
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Nathan Ramirez
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Connor Reed
Okay, done. What now?
Alexander Bennett
Fantasize about having Haruhi in your car while listening to Eurobeat.
Brody Gray
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Christian Fisher
>orthodox Haruhi-ism
>in 2017
Why haven't you joined the protestants yet?
Tyler Murphy
Why would I do that?
Jonathan Parker
Can someone please post the other picture of Haruhi laying in bed with black underwear on, the better looking one? I've been looking all over for it.
Isaac Clark
Got you bro
Landon Morgan
God damn you.
But really if anyone has the uncensored version that's be cool.
Leo Scott
Found it
Eli Roberts
I still don't understand how Kyon hasn't fucked her yet.
Landon Cruz
How am I even supposed to fap if I remove my penis?
Levi Garcia
I want Haruhi to kill my virginity.
Liam Williams
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Nolan Roberts
Btw people.
Haruhi also has a dedicated thread on /c/ Its the closest thing we have to a constant Haruhi general
Matthew Hill
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Nolan Jones
Digusting cartoon fapping weeb.
You lot must be completely repulsive.
Brandon Cook
>Not being a yukifag
Nolan Reyes
HARUHI IS A SLUT VOICED BY REAL LIFE SLUT AYA HIRANO
Jayden Perry
She only banged her band members.
I've heard worse stories, to be frank
Nathan Harris
dropout pls