Afternoon, Sir

Afternoon, Sir.

Licence, registration, proof of auto & health insurance, please

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Am I being detained?

Where are they making this the law now?

only if you show me yours first, fair is fair goy

I'm.... I'm not allowed to drive anymore

Step out of the car, sir

B..bb..bbut its really expensive. I've been trying to eat healthy...see!
>swallows soy bar in shape of dildo

*dabs on cop*
I'm a free citizen of the Earth, fascist.

(Me) "Sure thing, Officer." *Reaches for licence with veteran status on front*
(((Them))) "Oh, you were going 15 MPH over, but you don't talk like a nigger and fought for us. Have a nice day."

>I turn 360° and drive away

>Licence, registration, proof of auto & health insurance, please
I know just what to do

>place your car into park
>don't move your hands
>cross your feet
>DID I SAY MOVE YET? ONE MORE TIME AND YOU ARE DONE FOR
but... office-
>blangblangblangblang
>fucked was resisting and not following orders
1 year later in court, good judge gives cop a pay raise for exterminating (You)

I repeat sir am I being detained or am I free to go? I am a traveller and the constitution protects my right to travel.

FUCK YOU PIG

OH GOD!!! AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED??
>comply with officer
>get shot
>cop runs out with jumper cables connected to underground mains
>my corpse explodes from the power
>police rottweilers chew my scattered entrails
>"your honor, I feared for my life"
>cop gets acquited of all charges
>police raid my funeral and shoot the coffin

...

For what reason? Hope you don't stop me over some bullshit

Good afternoon officer. Any niggers giving you a hard time today?

Crawl on your knees with your hands up while helicoptering your horse counterclockwise

>show badge
>drive away

that body is lovely but I don't want to be bashed with a frying pan four months into the relationship

I'm sorry sir but you do not have jurisdiction over me you see I'm a sovereign citizen and I only follow maritime law

>I repeat sir am I being detained

yes

Good morning fine gentleman

>checked

DO NOT STEP ON THE BUMBLEBEE

I heartily kek'd

>place your car into park

But officer, it's a stickshif-

>BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>FUCKIN' COMMIE

For what reason sir? Also I need your name, rank, and badge number.

Whoah

whats up user

>unarmed, running away from pigs
>get shot

The absolute state of amerimutt statism.
Honestly, just get rid of the 2nd amendment if you're not gonna start a new civil war.

man this situation just happened to me the other day and the male cop was gonna let me off with my no license charge and have someone come pick up my car but this female cop dyke bitch comes up and says nah, cars getting impounded. Even the male cop was just lookin at me like we both just got cucked

Thank you based kamrad, post more if you have.

nice

Come on that only happened 3 times in the US today.

I'll suck your dick, just please don't shoot me.

>Ok Sir, let me jus...
>BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
>aaaarghhhh w-why did y-you shoot officer
>die

GREETINGS OFFICER. I AM NOT DRIVING. I AM TRAVELLING.
YOU HAVE A NICE DAY AS WELL.

>Reaches

>gets shot

I am John Smith, I'm a Lieutenant officer with the local police department, and my badge number is 69518.

Now step out of the vehicle sir and put your hands behind your back.

...

"Fuck you stupid amerimutt"
*drives off*

Reminder that you need all that because of multiculturalism.

Did the first bodycam cop get shot in back of his vest by the cop on the other side of the car in a crossfire?

no more left
blackies are rare

b-b-but my cabinet full of guns...

> be american
> get shot

did you two miss the second camera angle? the nigger had a gun and gut shot the first cop.

>Step out of the car please Sir, now get on your hands & knees & crawl toward me.

Sir, crawl out of the vehicle with your hands on your kneecaps and DO NOT TOUCH YOUR POCKETS OR YOUR CLOTHING.

I will shoot you.

I DO NOT CONSENT REEEEE

Fuck outta here only poor ppl have health insurance... God's don't need it.

missed that, that dude deserved to get shot.